🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Alister2290 said:
Very few people will make streams and tweets memorializing Ralph, a lot of people will be doing streams and tweets dancing like hell over Ethan Gunt dying,then after a few weeks anothet tard will pop up that everyone can bully,and everyone will forget Ralph was even a thing. That's what's gonna happen when he dies.
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Matt Jarbo will absolutely dance on Ralph's grave, even though he's the one person who most deserved to be shat upon by Ralph.

That is, of course, supposing Matt outlives Ralph.

idk, I really think most people won't really notice. Maybe Dick/Rackets will do a niceguy-sendoff for him, but even most people who hate Ralph will probably shrug their shoulders.

Maybe Bronx will AIDS up the funeral.
 
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Ethan couldn't make the show tonight; taking his mom to the hospital. Possibly joining later. Gator took the reins and it's going about as well as you'd expect.
Rambling snoozefest with an unhappy chat.

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Looks like desperation to me, he usually just barely scrapes 600 viewers these days without a big guest. There's barely any donations and there's very few callers, probably because he has a paypiggy screening the call-ins for detractors.

I guess having two popular guests on will refill Ethan's superberry pouch for a while.
 
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what's his connection to the killstream? They talked a shitload about HWNDU and Baked Alaska, but its clear him and gator didn't really know each other. Was he like a friend from 2017? all the stuff they talked about was extremely early in killstream history and he was a terrible guest overall.

Also sucks about his mom, but his mom would have been admitted to the hospital way earlier. they don't really admit people past 5pm unless its ER ambulance emergency, and if you are admitted, they just hook you up and wait for the doctors to get there in the morning. there's a shitload of waiting. Not to be a dick but no reason for him not to be able to call in or do a show this late. Also they apparently didn't even have the call screener tonight, a shitload of audio issues. callers have been a problem for them for awhile though. the paypig even noted, without them asking+with a good guest, they get maybe 2 or 3. the co-hosts weren't even helping. Could they really not reschedule?

edit: He was a 2017 alt-right figure and friend of baked alaska. He basically got doxxed and left the whole thing in laste 2017. and basically has no real takes or views on the shit thats happened since. It reminds me of when they got Marcy's ex-husband back for a few guest episodes on Married With Children. Like why have him on in the first place? fucking Ethan hyped him up like some major figure, Gator was a fucking horrible interviewer though, Ethan has that really ringmaster/hype-man quality to him. Gator acted like this was his time on stream, and it seemed it was the same for both guests.
 
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Dr.Sturgeon said:
Why dose the Killstream need a tik-tock in the first place?


Some e-girl that's trying to get into Ethan or Bibble's pants
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Being a livestreaming groupie for these people is such an intersection of everything wrong with society.
Ethan alone is at that level of fat where the mind reels at the logistics of day to day shit, like how do you fuck with a stomach like that? It's like when you learned that Andre the Giant had to shit in the bath tub, there has to be a process that my mind just couldn't come up with on its own.
 
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Is this the 'originality is extinct' (or whatever) broad that suddenly showed up last week? The one that ham fisted her way onto the show after Ralph showed her a little bit of attention? If so, i feel cheated. I was told she was entertaining and hot.
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
>imagine being a ethot who wants to fuck this for attention
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Hes not even going to pay you for your gay ass tiktok fan shit. How stupid can you be? Jesus christ, ItsaGundam is always right, thots have no brain cells
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Women typically have standards, or at least an innate skill for sniffing how full a wallet is, Bry. Ethan's not getting his peepee touched out of this

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Is this the 'originality is extinct' (or whatever) broad that suddenly showed up last week? The one that ham fisted her way onto the show after Ralph showed her a little bit of attention? If so, i feel cheated. I was told she was entertaining and hot.
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Yes, this is her. I did appreciate the accents in the dramatic reading but those DMs demanded @Flamenco 's anime grill uwus.

Rather than focus on her not setting the show on fire out of the gate, let us consider side drama and how many extra standard drinks Ryan "randbot2020" Johnson will be guzzling now that he's been replaced by a treacherous negro and a woman. Can someone check her heritage for semitism so we know how many hours at a time Rand will be sobbing drunk over his best mensch?
 
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