Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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D'aaaww, it thinks Something Awful is a viable career path, isn't that just the cutest thing? It thinks it's a real business-y business woman! So precious. Has Lowtax bought you a pillow that says "Girl Boss" yet? You break through those glass ceilings, sweetheart! Those crushed up Ambien dusted, box wine sticky, adult diaper dropping smeared, girl-dick semen stained, feminine crotch sweat smelling glass ceilings.
 
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D'aaaww, it thinks Something Awful is a viable career path, isn't that just the cutest thing? It thinks it's a real business-y business woman! So precious. Has Lowtax bought you a pillow that says "Girl Boss" yet? You break through those glass ceilings, sweetheart! Those crushed up Ambien dusted, box wine sticky, adult diaper dropping smeared, girl-dick semen stained, feminine crotch sweat smelling glass ceilings.
Wacky zany 2003-era unfunny humour? Looks like Lowtax is rubbing off on her in more ways than one.

And why not just have the shirts say "I Still Use Something Awful and Have No Dignity - Funding Benzos for a Middle-Aged Drug and Wife Abuser"
 
Wacky zany 2003-era unfunny humour? Looks like Lowtax is rubbing off on her in more ways than one.

And why not just have the shirts say "I Still Use Something Awful and Have No Dignity - Funding Benzos for a Middle-Aged Drug and Wife Abuser"

Lowtax gave me a bunch of free "City Name, Sports Team" merch too. He does it to all the girls, Logan. I still have it collecting dust in my closet somewhere. I remember a couple years ago when Lowtax tried to revamp his merch line, and a bunch of the shirts he sent out were missing the designs on the back or came out all distorted and shitty, and he made a huge hassle about giving people refunds. I'm not even sure if he actually ever gave them the refunds. Logan, perhaps during your business-y business day of being a business woman, you should probably QC the merchandise to make sure it isn't haphazardly slapped together by your boyfriend in a benzo haze like it was last time.

Also did Logan just not see that SA post LowT made about not paying her an actual salary? That she would be paid in a kind of mid-level marketing scheme style? Logan is the type of person who's dumb enough to buy into Amway and actually believe it's a 'business opportunity that will change your life.' If you're dumb enough to believe that SA can not only turn a profit at this point, and that LowT is actually going to pay you anything but pennies for your effort, you're dumb enough to join Amway. It's kind of hard to turn a profit when most of your consumer base is living on scammed disability checks. But if you like being paid in unwashed whisky dick, I suppose Logan is the richest woman in the world.
 
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D'aaaww, it thinks Something Awful is a viable career path, isn't that just the cutest thing? It thinks it's a real business-y business woman! So precious. Has Lowtax bought you a pillow that says "Girl Boss" yet? You break through those glass ceilings, sweetheart! Those crushed up Ambien dusted, box wine sticky, adult diaper dropping smeared, girl-dick semen stained, feminine crotch sweat smelling glass ceilings.
The shirt looks really cheaply made.
 
There was a thread for suggestions on new ways to give lowtax money and one of them was “An overpriced t-shirt with something hilarious like 'City Name Sports Team' so you have to keep explaining the joke and why it is related to the site.”
then Logan popped in and claimed these were all good ideas, keep them coming.

Also this is all simple bullshit that a man in his 40s with no job can do on his own. Why doesn’t he just do it on his own? Because he is incapable of taking any responsibility for anything, so he gets an unlikable groupie to do it for him who he can later throw under the bus when she fails. See radium, zdr, Shmorky, exes, kids, parents, everyone he has ever known.
 
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D'aaaww, it thinks Something Awful is a viable career path, isn't that just the cutest thing? It thinks it's a real business-y business woman! So precious. Has Lowtax bought you a pillow that says "Girl Boss" yet? You break through those glass ceilings, sweetheart! Those crushed up Ambien dusted, box wine sticky, adult diaper dropping smeared, girl-dick semen stained, feminine crotch sweat smelling glass ceilings.

2004 called. It wants its goon shirt back.

Better be available in XXXXL.

Yeah, i'm sure the troons will be lined up with cash in hand to buy a stupid sports jersey with a 10 year old joke on it.

It's at least 16 years old.
 
SA does still turn a profit. But it doesn't make nearly enough profit to pay Logan a salary. Lowtax will never give up that much income, or any income for that matter.

SA is alleged to make a few thousand a month, before Lowtax's SA patreon of $8,000/month. It's well more than enough to pay Logan something (and upgrade the forums software and hire a part time actual sysadmin) but Lowtax is using it as is personal funtime fund.

So to be clear, it's not that he can't pay Logan - it's just that he won't pay her.
 
SA is alleged to make a few thousand a month, before Lowtax's SA patreon of $8,000/month. It's well more than enough to pay Logan something (and upgrade the forums software and hire a part time actual sysadmin) but Lowtax is using it as is personal funtime fund.

So to be clear, it's not that he can't pay Logan - it's just that he won't pay her.

True, even when the money were rolling in Lowtax refused to pay people for their time. He's had offers from, no doubt, very skilled people, but here we are.
 
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