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I used to work retail and I say shoplifters need to be gutted in the parking lot. That shit comes down on us, the workers, you entitled bougie fuck. GIMME my damn hats cause I'm pissed at the internet fuck.
Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's
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✨ Mallorie Jessica Udischas✨ on Twitter
“Ever had to tell someone they're not invited, or be the one who's left out?”twitter.com
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You see, this comic right here is a great insight of how she is in person.
She's such a self-centric person, people are either for her or they're against her. Emphasis on "for her" being that, in her mind, her friends are only materialistic objects for her to be around and "play" with. And the exact moment they do something she doesn't like, they're demonized by her and she bad-mouths them. This comic is both an aftermath of this AND and example.
Poor Mallorie is being bullied by "Adrienne" by not inviting her to the birthday party. Her friend didn't defend her, so in her mind the friend is also bullying her. The "I think I need a therapist" line is not even in complete earnest, as you know Mallorie only made this comic to get ass-pats and replying "oooh they're all such mean bullies!!! you've done nothing wrong." Every thing in the narrative of the comic is done to victimize Mallorie and to condone the friends... and I have no doubt that this is an actual event that has happened many times in her life.
It's like she's just a smidge from being self-aware of her faults, but she refuses to acknowledge them because she'd rather be coddled by strangers on the internet who don't have any context to how she is in person. This woman is in her 30s and she's starting up all this high school aged drama even just in her friend groups.
My lord she is such a cluster b personality type that it's just unreal.
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From what I've seen it's almost less that furries are more generous with their spending and more that every single other demographic that would potentially pay in for content and product is incredibly stingy, and some of them are even more entitled and bitchy than furries are on the average. I've seen channers outright say that anyone that pays for content they want to see is a drooling mongoloid, but also that the content creators need to tell those paying customers to fuck off and draw more of what the poster wants instead, for free, because it's just such superior content (and it's not furry).
Trying to survive on money just from the various types of #wokes is an exercise in futility if you aren't a Big Name Woke yourself who appears to have connections to the upper echelons of the culture. (Which is why you see so many of them try to claim they're "friends" with said big names because they got a twitter reply one time.) #wokes love to demand the sort of content they want to see and make loud, whiny claims of how they're a customer base being ignored, but rarely actually buy when that content is provided to them. Slapping the furry shit on top of the wokeness is the only way to actually court income.
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People diagnosed her self insert, Ivy, with BPD and she asked them to stop doing that. LOL.
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So Ivy's just an arsehole, got it.
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Dealing with friend-block? Try stealing something!
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You do need a therapist, Ivy, but it's not because you found out that you weren't invited to a party and it upset you. That's normal. You need a therapist because Abby said "I gotta get ready for a party" and you assumed, based on nothing, that you were either invited to the party or that it would be totally cool for you to just show up anyway. It could have been a fucking work party, Ivy--people with jobs have those--or maybe Abby has an entirely different peer group that doesn't include you. Maybe it's her bridge club. Maybe it's a Facebook group of local film noir enthusiasts having their monthly meetup, and she never even told you about it because she knows you hate black-and-white movies. Abby is entitled to go to parties that don't include you, Ivy, and you are NOT entitled to assume you get to go to them.✨ Mallorie Jessica Udischas✨ on Twitter
“Ever had to tell someone they're not invited, or be the one who's left out?”
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Look, I get that you're autistic, because you're a Mallorie self-insert so of course you're autistic, but this is not about missing social cues--this is about making assumptions about yourself that no reasonable person would make. Hearing "I gotta get ready for a party" and responding "Alright! What time do we have to be there?" is an almost incomprehensibly self-absorbed reaction. It's the most breathtakingly narcissistic thing I've heard all day, and I spent the morning watching coverage of Donald Trump's coronavirus briefings. You do need a therapist, Ivy, and this is why.
I have to grudgingly respect Mallorie for being committed to the self-deprecation thing, which makes her a lot more self-aware than most troons. I'm just amazed at how she repeatedly misses the things she should be self-deprecating about.
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Someone once observed that Shakespeare's villains are more memorable than his heroes and heroines because the former have flaws in their character that turned them into villains whereas the latter are purely good.
I think you could make the case that an interesting lolcow is someone who could be good but for a flaw. The fact that we can diagnose Mallorie from her art means her art isn't all that bad - at the very least you could say it portrays flawed characters in a comprehensible way. The problem is that Mallorie can't deal with this interpretation of her art, because the flawed characters she's portraying are all self-inserts and their flaws are ones she shares.
I think that makes her interesting, and thread worthy here.
The next DSM should merge all the Cluster B disorders into Asshole Personality Disorder and the one after that should just rename it 'behaving like an asshole', with the treatment being 'stop behaving like an asshole'.
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Seriously? Hamlet is just purely good with no flaws? I generally agree on his villains, but I can't really agree with that comment.
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Yeah, my immediate thought was "Aren't Romeo and Juliet kinda deliberately written as dumbasses?"
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Actually, you're both right. Othello loved 'not wisely but too well' too.
I still reckon his villains like Shylock and Iago are great though.
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It should have occurred to me that her new style was a rip-off of someone else's. Man, right down to bird and cat characters as best friends, too.
I actually legit like this drawing outside of the context of it fishing for pity.
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Most ppl with BPD deny it anyway
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It’s weird, because we clearly aren’t intended to sympathize with the cat. The joke is how the cat is being so dramatic over something so petty. Clearly Mallorie has some degree of self-awareness. She knows she’s shitty, but instead of trying to improve herself, she self-deprecates so that others will pity her and downplay her faults.
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I think we're still meant to identify with her even though the character is being dramatic; we're meant to see that behaviour as something we all do.
Which, as @Norman B. Normal points out, is made much harder by her paranoid anxiety having been set off by a display of narcissistic entitlement. So instead of a cute comic about FOMO, or a vent about how anxiety can do a number on your ability to think rationally about your relationships, it becomes the cat having a narcissistic fit.
Which, considering her audience is mostly troons and therefore made up of narcissists, means I felt like her audience was intended to - and likely did, considering it was received well enough to get reposted - identify specifically with how much the self-insert was suffering, not thinking it was exaggerated nearly as much as a non-asshole would.
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Oh wow, that makes a disturbing amount of sense. To me, the cat comes off as the kind of unsympathetic character whose sole function is to create conflict in the story. An over the top asshole who creates their own problems for us to laugh at, like Peter Griffin or Bojack Horseman. I didn’t even consider the possibility that this was supposed to be one of those “relatable” mental illness comics. Usually those are about vague depression symptoms that anybody can experience occasionally. Of course I should’ve realized a narcissist would assume everybody can relate to their self insert having a narcissistic breakdown.
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Some of them were relatable, but New Guy appears to have snapped something and now they're just full sociopathic asshole. But apparently Jess thinks you're still supposed to sympathize with this utter asshole character.
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This is always what stuck with me about this comic from the first time she posted it and why I was actually a bit disappointed that it never got a resolution, even if it is just a snobby Jess-style resolution where everyone apologizes to the cat and the world learns a lesson about how to properly interact with trans people or whatever. I want to know where the person who thought up this situation sees who is in the right, who is in the wrong or if there even is any right or wrong.
Part of why I'm so curious is specifically because Jess writes such mean and angry characters but means to paint them sympathetically and as the victims or righteous heroes. Was this one of those cases? Or was this a wake up call for a shitty character to change their ways?
Of course since there was no resolution I'm kinda forced to believe that we are supposed to feel for, or as others mentioned identify, with the horrible cat but I dunno. If you're an adult and throw temper tantrums like that for not being invited out one night, you probably need more than just a therapist.
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My take on the ending, the bird comes home and finds the cat hanging from the rafters with a suicide note that reads "this is your fault". Then the bird blows its brains out with the gray matter spelling out " the end" on the walls.