Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's


Criticizing Xi Jinping is racist guyz.

https://archive.vn/60oZg
In the image, you can see a clear alt-right meme: Xi Jinping portrayed as Winnie the Pooh. This meme originated in China from anti-Communists. In the west, it was popularized by the alt-right as a way to mock President Xi in support of Trump. Using Winnie the Pooh as a reference to Xi Jinping is a racist dog whistle.
 
Damn, Jesse, feeling sad? Where did your energy go? Come on, don't you want show the world how much of a "criminal mastermind" you are?
Are you tired? Tired from gloating about stealing from family owned art stores that sell their products at the cheapest prices possible? Family owned art stores that even go as far as selling their own version of copic markers that are priced at only a fraction of what the Too Corporation sells them for?

Where's that same smug Jesse that was telling retail employees that he and other shoplifting fucks weren't doing direct damage to the store, but where instead fighting capitalism and hurting their corporate overlords. Where's the same smug Jesse who called people "karens" and "pissbabies" for criticizing him for celebrating people being robbed and himself admitting to shoplifting from stores?

Oh right, this is just the face he puts on whenever he needs sympathy and pity. When the shoe's on the other foot, this he'll switch right back to his true normal, smug, smarmy, piece of shit 40-year old self, the one that openly enjoys fucking others over and seeing their suffering.

Give it a week and we'll see him right back to making New Guy tier shit again. Won't blow up as big, but he'll for damn sure ride it for every ounce of pity he can.

This shit's a fucking cycle for this guy. One day he's a smug anarkiddy pwning those meanie cis capitalist transphobes with logik and raisoning, the next, after the backlash has died down, he's a sad, hollow, pitiful mess who needs asspat messages and, more importantly, patreon money to feel better.

Such is the life of an internet attention-whore. Which is just about the closest thing to female he'll ever be.
 
Damn, Jesse, feeling sad? Where did your energy go? Come on, don't you want show the world how much of a "criminal mastermind" you are?
Are you tired? Tired from gloating about stealing from family owned art stores that sell their products at the cheapest prices possible? Family owned art stores that even go as far as selling their own version of copic markers that are priced at only a fraction of what the Too Corporation sells them for?

Where's that same smug Jesse that was telling retail employees that he and other shoplifting fucks weren't doing direct damage to the store, but where instead fighting capitalism and hurting their corporate overlords. Where's the same smug Jesse who called people "karens" and "pissbabies" for criticizing him for celebrating people being robbed and himself admitting to shoplifting from stores?

Oh right, this is just the face he puts on whenever he needs sympathy and pity. When the shoe's on the other foot, this he'll switch right back to his true normal, smug, smarmy, piece of shit 40-year old self, the one that openly enjoys fucking others over and seeing their suffering.

Give it a week and we'll see him right back to making New Guy tier shit again. Won't blow up as big, but he'll for damn sure ride it for every ounce of pity he can.

This shit's a fucking cycle for this guy. One day he's a smug anarkiddy pwning those meanie cis capitalist transphobes with logik and raisoning, the next, after the backlash has died down, he's a sad, hollow, pitiful mess who needs asspat messages and, more importantly, patreon money to feel better.

Such is the life of an internet attention-whore. Which is just about the closest thing to female he'll ever be.

I see the cycle slightly differently.

Her smug defenses have broken down and now she's completely drained having to deal with the consequences of her actions, so now she's seeking pity, which she can only get from the same kind of terrible, selfish assholes she's surrounded herself with. To literally everyone else, she's transparent as a sheet of glass and it's obvious she brought this entirely on herself, but to the core fanbase she caters to, they will lovebomb her and tell her she's doing her best, the others don't understand, they're all crypto-fascists and bootlickers who don't understand how much of a revolutionary Jess is. They'll build up her armor again, and she'll start feeling all self-assured and self-righteous again, and then she'll make another strip to piss off normies because that initial rush of attention makes her feel like she's being brave for causing such outrage... until it quickly becomes too much to bear because she can't take what she dishes out, and then the armor cracks and reveals that she's an insecure, spineless worm who bows to the whims of people who she thinks is cool so they'll accept her. She'll change her art style, she'll change her name (again), she'll change the subject matter of her comics to appease the worst people in the trans community.

And so it goes.
 
she's a smoll bean... no mean to her, pls. only she mean to you.

That's what she'd like you to think, that is.

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Criticizing Xi Jinping is racist guyz.

https://archive.vn/60oZg

Here's another line of complete horse shit from that article:

"At stores like Dillard’s, Harbor Freight Tools, Fry’s, and other major chains, employees are specifically instructed not to confront shoplifters. Retail workers are fired for stopping theft, not for having it happen under their watch."

I've worked in retail for over a decade, and I can tell you first hand there are giant signs in the employee break rooms that announce STOP LOSS! These posters instruct employees to report ANY questionable activity and even provide a discreet 3rd party hotline if you are scared to come forward (maybe your supervisor is stealing). Many companies provide rewards in the hundreds of dollars to employees who stop theft.

Now, it may be so that some places have a policy that rank and file retail workers are not to personally confront thieves in the store, but you bet your ass they're expected to contact security, to do something about it.

So, the idea that businesses are totally OK with employees turning a blind eye to customers stealing from the store is fucking preposterous. And this moron, Laura Izaguirre, also throws in this line for good measure:

"It shows how none of the critics of Mallorie’s comic have themselves worked in retail. They attack her because they have no connection to the actual working class."

Try again, bitch.
 
Keeping in mind that those who are defending Mallorie are the sort who come up with long rambling explanations for how multimillionaire celebrities are the working class but a little old grandma with a knitting supply store can be an oppressor.

Yeah I'm not even exaggerating for effect that was the actual content of the post in question.
 
Yeah quite while ago. Maybe Jess is trying Labelle route where reposting is the new format. But she has no wear near the same catalog of old crazy stuff plus even Labelle had start something new with the furry stuff even if still same old crap.

It seems like they reposted it for asspats and that, sadly, this was worked. If they were a video game boss this would be like giving them some hitpoints back. Good going, Twitter.

https://archive.vn/R0TeV
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I'm still surprised to see only one mention this whole time on how these characters are just total rip offs of pseudonym Jones's OCs, just like when they used to rip off shmorky's style, mal can only steal the styles of more established trans artists before them.

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I'm still surprised to see only one mention this whole time on how these characters are just total rip offs of pseudonym Jones's OCs, just like when they used to rip off shmorky's style, mal can only steal the styles of more established trans artists before them.

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Most art is derivative of those that come before you, we're just able to see so much more of it online nowadays and do amateur traces of what influenced what.

So much furry based comics. Jesus. This tranny never used to do something like this beforehand. Guess she wants that furry money now.
Can't be mad at chasing the furry dollar, they have a significant overlap with the LGBTs but for some reason furries have and spend money. It's really remarkable how much you can make from that community/fandom.
 
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