Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
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so there's a channel called "bake with jack" and his videos on how to make bread are pretty damn good. i wonder if fat jack knows about this because i'm pretty sure he'd throw a fit

What will chap his ass is that view count with a name he probably feels he's entitled to have. I would not be shocked, especially since he reads this thread, that he'll do some baking.

Especially since he's late and stupid, and probably would only know now that people are doing more baking in this time of the Wuhan Flu.
 
What will chap his ass is that view count with a name he probably feels he's entitled to have. I would not be shocked, especially since he reads this thread, that he'll do some baking.

Especially since he's late and stupid, and probably would only know now that people are doing more baking in this time of the Wuhan Flu.
jack has trademarked "cooking with jack" so even more reason for him to try and do something

I want someone to design me a cooking with Jack shirt. Jack's fat head in the middle. Pentagram surrounding. Demonic eyes. Evil text "Cook with Jack. Hail Satan"
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I want someone to design me a cooking with Jack shirt. Jack's fat head in the middle. Pentagram surrounding. Demonic eyes. Evil text "Cook with Jack. Hail Satan"
Too low energy. Make it the symbol of the Wendigo from Old World of Darkness and have his face red with blood and human flesh as he looks crazily at you with a long mutating tongue flowing out of his mouth.
 
Another mobile app, curb-side pickup order, another “you messed up our dipping sauce order” complaint.

What kind of fucking fool risks his life for mediocre pickup junk food when he's supposedly a professional cook anyway? He'd rather eat cold shitty Wild Wings trash than his own shitty food abortions, even if it means dying of the coof.
 
What kind of fucking fool risks his life for mediocre pickup junk food when he's supposedly a professional cook anyway? He'd rather eat cold shitty Wild Wings trash than his own shitty food abortions, even if it means dying of the coof.

Wings are the easiest food to replicate at home. Knowing Jack he must have 10+ OEM "influencer-promoted" chinese air fryers that can easily cook the wings, and we all know he has them Sam's Club/Costco sized jugs of ranch/blue cheese to guzzle with the wings.
 
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