Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
From the video provided by Big Cats, Lucas is really pissed he may end up in a tent. Of course, it's the republicans, democrates, etc. fault and not becuase he's such a POS and fully responsible for getting himself kicked out of Pioneer Pathway House.
I'd say being homeless has added to his desperation to get a girlfriend. He needs for a young zoomer babe to put a roof over his head and be his provider.
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It's amazing that he thinks he is so good to deserve a roof over his head, particularly how beautiful and warm Spokane and Northeast Washington is during the summer. Many people from junkies to hobos to people have jobs prefer their summers around here in a tent.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Damn, Lucas talking about how he is "Uncle" to Gen Z and didn't raise them to be "ageist bigots, classist, religionist" but to love, is awesome in light of his relationship with his actual niece.

You remember. The 11 year old he thought wanted him to fuck her.

Eta: he groomed his niece and tried to groom an entire generation.
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Wicked Uncle Lucas, fiddling about.

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BIG CATS said:
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Pretty sure the next time someone “gets involved” Lucas will be on his way to a state hospital/funny farm.
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'i'm uncle to the largest generation on earth'

....That has creepy freudian slip all over it given the things he has said about his niece and knowing the generation hes talking about is the one he wants to fuck

and I can just see lucas taking an art class and sitting around making macaroni and finger paint pictures while everyone else is doing something much more competent, it would be like he is back in the mental hospital....I can see it now.... 'I got on the honor roll for my macaroni sculptures for THREE whole months'

AbraCadaver said:
I CANNOT get over how tiny it is. His dick is smaller than ONE of his balls. It’s not even big enough to be limp, as that would require enough length to actually sag or bend in the middle. There is no middle to his dick...it’s just a round nubbin, so totally uninsertable into a woman that any girl could have “sex” with Lucas and still be a virgin, because he is incapable of penetrating anyone or anything.

I’m not a man, but if I had a dick like that I could definitely understand being furious at the world. Nature is hilariously cruel sometimes.
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Its practically a man-clit. Even if he could get a woman he'd never be able to get her pregnant. He must be absolutely furious when he's watching his creeper porn and sees anybody fucking teens with bigger dicks than he has. It makes me wonder how he expects to even get the hypothetical zoomer pregnant. Perhaps he thinks he can bust a nut in his hand and fist it directly into her womb or something equally horrifying

Nobleman said:
It looks like everyone's complaints about Jewelz got the mayor's attention. Just found this out, the city will not be renewing contracts with Jewelz at BOTH locations. I am sorry, when every founding member of your organization is a thief, you should never have received a contract to begin with:
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Good. Those idiots have it coming, especially after those moronic comments about not caring if the homeless rip them off and fuck things up for everyone

mothman96 said:
From the video provided by Big Cats, Lucas is really pissed he may end up in a tent.
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Perhaps he could move in with dana marie cain then. I'm sure those two living in a tent together would lead to quite the interesting videos
 
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Good, you deserve to be out on the streets you predator creep. With any real justice this would be the end of the road for you, but garbage humans like you always find some way to cling to life. Republicans are not wrong Lucas, you don't contribute anything to society. Homeless Lucas is the best Lucas as he has to on some level acknowledge how shit his situation is, albeit he just blames others like the manchild he is, still funny he shows actual concern for his situation instead of just gorging on free food
BIG CATS said:
Looks like this one hasn’t made it to YouTube.

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Takes a special level of creep to want to breed with a generation you "helped raise". Lucas is lucky TCAP isn't a thing anymore, he's the exact kind of predator that show was made for, he's too stupid and inept to be successful, but he would absolutely go into that house and try to molest the girls if he believed they were real
WonderWino said:
'i'm uncle to the largest generation on earth'

....That has creepy freudian slip all over it given the things he has said about his niece and knowing the generation hes talking about is the one he wants to fuck
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DoctorJimmyRay said:
The thing I'm having trouble with is whether or not he's fully erect in that picture. I'm thinking that there has to be more to it lost in the depths of that mass of pubic fat surrounding his junk. I could see him having another inch or two of shaft buried under that hairy proto-gunt.

With a little exercise, healthy diet, and clean living, he could easily have a short but reasonably serviceable penis. But since it's Lucas we're laughing at here, he probably doesn't realize this and just spends his time blaming everything and everyone other than himself for his problems, including the laughably tiny junk.

And another thing. Why would someone ever post a picture of their dick, knowing how small it looks? Is he too lost in his delusions to feel shame?
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Even if you added an extra two inches, that thing would not be serviceable, not to me or any woman I know. Cmon fam.
 
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BIG CATS said:
Looks like this one hasn’t made it to YouTube.

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I really don't think Lucas will be alive one year from now. He is stuck being homeless in Spokane and he refuses to leave, apparently even if a new city offers a roof over his head. He's becoming more agitated and his entitlement complex leads to him refusing to do literally anything, which only makes him angrier. His lack of self care is more and more noticeable and his mental faculties are really starting to deteriorate. The only question I have is 'how is he going to go'?
 
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Nobleman said:
Is everyone as excited as I am for the videos from "Living in a tent in the woods just off the Spokane Centennial Trail Lucas"?
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A tent might balance the creative advantages of Homeless Lucas, and the many varieties of Housed Lucas: Chef Lucas, Drunk, Shirtless Lucas, etc. I can imagine him trying to lure Zoomers to his tent with candy and cheap liquor. I can also imagine how his tent would smell.

But like @Rescuetoast noted, I don't believe he's competent enough to obtain and use a tent.

AbraCadaver said:
Even if you added an extra two inches, that thing would not be serviceable, not to me or any woman I know. Cmon fam.
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I wonder what it's like to be ruthlessly mocked by strangers for having a tiny, limp dick, while you're in the middle of a Love Quest.

Lucas has nothing to offer. No job, no stability, no car, no credit card, loathsome personality, almost no dick. He must be one of the most undesirable men alive, which renders his Love Quest tragic and hilarious. He can offer you MRSA, maybe some domestic violence, or a fist in the asshole. And if it hadn't been for a women 18 years his senior, he'd be a virgin still.

How does he protect himself from this awful truth?
 
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Update: https://www-spokesman-com.cdn.amppr...everses-course-will-reopen-cannon-street-war/

Sooo, Julie violated the contract on both locations and moved out before she was supposed to. She then gave her homeless patrons tents and they are doing a little Occupy Wall Street style protest in a public park, and is also lying to make the city look bad when in fact the city did not renew the contract due to being contacted by multiple people on issues with Julie and her organizations. The warming centers will be reopened under the far more respectable The Guardians Foundation.
 
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Nobleman said:
Is everyone as excited as I am for the videos from "Living in a tent in the woods just off the Spokane Centennial Trail Lucas"?
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That sounds like a future reddit 'lets not meet' entry that you'd see some female hiker post about the creep she saw and got stalked by while hiking the trail

wenttobermuda said:
A tent might balance the creative advantages of Homeless Lucas, and the many varieties of Housed Lucas: Chef Lucas, Drunk, Shirtless Lucas, etc. I can imagine him trying to lure Zoomers to his tent with candy and cheap liquor. I can also imagine how his tent would smell.
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...Thats a disturbingly good point. I hadn't thought about it that way. a month of unshowered lucas living in that tent in the summer heat would make that tent smell horrific. He would probably burn the tent down while trying to start a fire or using some bottled gas stove....or try to use such a stove inside the tent and gas himself with carbon monoxide

darkwingosonichugorl said:
I don't know about death yet, but it's a matter of time before he gets arrested. He's doing more loud ranting videos by business buildings. He's going to bother and confront the wrong people soon.
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If he really does move into a tent in the woods near some trails he'll inevitably be seen and heard creepily staring at women hiking or jogging nearby and ranting like a lunatic. He would be flat out told to gtfo by the cops and if he doesn't or just moves the crazy behavior down the trail he'll get arrested. People have a very low tolerance for people doing questionable things on or near public trails like that due to previous incidents over the years with rapists and serial killers and the like. Its literally the stupidest thing he could do an the one that guarantees he'll land his ass in jail if he goes that route
 
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Nobleman said:
Update: https://www-spokesman-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.spokesman.com/stories/2020/apr/30/city-reverses-course-will-reopen-cannon-street-war/?amp-content=amp&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA=&fbclid=IwAR0HcSIhjW4-DnF_hiTdqVfRrfnzD9jSB0D08TjpYO5tcxDkFO-FDJ2Cor0&amp_js_v=0.1#aoh=15882861623136&referrer=https://www.google.com&amp_tf=From %1$s&ampshare=https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2020/apr/30/city-reverses-course-will-reopen-cannon-street-war/

Sooo, Julie violated the contract on both locations and moved out before she was supposed to. She then gave her homeless patrons tents and they are doing a little Occupy Wall Street style protest in a public park, and is also lying to make the city look bad when in fact the city did not renew the contract due to being contacted by multiple people on issues with Julie and her organizations. The warming centers will be reopened under the far more respectable The Guardians Foundation.
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Bummer, I was so looking forward to Lucas in a filthy tent videos.
 
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mothman96 said:
Bummer, I was so looking forward to Lucas in a filthy tent videos.
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Don't bum. He'll never find housing in Spokane again. Eventually Lucas will run out of shelters to be kicked out of. In the unlikely event he's capable enough to set up a tent, we will enjoy Fart Chamber: Tent Edition.

I am looking forward to Lucas's first December in a tent. If he makes it that far. I can only imagine how unhinged and filthy he'll be by then.

"When I find my Zoomer Bae and get to fist her asshole, ALL OF THIS WILL CHANGE. I'll have sex, a nice place, and she'll buy me stuff because she'll love me. I'll make bank on Patreon because I have a Zoomer Bae. I'll knock her up with my totally functional dick...and we'll have a daughter. Princess (slurping sounds."
 
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Just for everyone's amusement and what Lucas is most likely going through currently, police are arresting everyone at the park who refuses to go back to the library on a bus under the new management of the Guardians Foundations.
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