Back during the Corina affair when the size of his dick came out, she told him if she had a son by him she feared he'd ended up with a tiny dick like Lucas. Lucas said his son could get a penile implant.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The thing I'm having trouble with is whether or not he's fully erect in that picture. I'm thinking that there has to be more to it lost in the depths of that mass of pubic fat surrounding his junk. I could see him having another inch or two of shaft buried under that hairy proto-gunt.
With a little exercise, healthy diet, and clean living, he could easily have a short but reasonably serviceable penis. But since it's Lucas we're laughing at here, he probably doesn't realize this and just spends his time blaming everything and everyone other than himself for his problems, including the laughably tiny junk.
And another thing. Why would someone ever post a picture of their dick, knowing how small it looks? Is he too lost in his delusions to feel shame?
He's got another problem. He's already having trouble getting his little dick up. Likely due to neglecting his diabetes.
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His obsession for a zoomer girl is probably coping with how shit his life is. He's admitted he's never even around these girls and they're in places he's not invited to, which is generally correct for a poor homeless guy like Lucas. It's like he's chasing something he knows he'll never reach, which allows the easy excuses since he's near guaranteed to fail.
Also, I assume he's still in painful coping for losing Suzanne, because he knows it will take a miracle for another woman to ever give him a chance. Thus, blame the older ladies and scourge them from your life. Lucas is even lower than incels because of this... many would have cherished an opportunity with a lady like Suzanne.
Also, I assume he's still in painful coping for losing Suzanne, because he knows it will take a miracle for another woman to ever give him a chance. Thus, blame the older ladies and scourge them from your life. Lucas is even lower than incels because of this... many would have cherished an opportunity with a lady like Suzanne.
He never really wanted Suzanne. What he's always wanted/wants is a young girl. At the time when no young girl came his way, it was either Suzanne or no one. Lucas finally blew his top at a restaurant when he saw an older man with 2 young girls and threw a glass at a wall. Back at Suzanne's house she kicked him out, he went psycho ended up with the DM conviction and followed by a restraining order.
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At this point, I don't believe there is a sane older woman that would take him.
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Yes, the federal emergency money only lasts until the middle of May. Our goober of a governor is giving no clear indication of when Stay At Home will be lifted and even hinted it would go on through the summer. Soo that means Jewelz on Cannon will probably still not have any beds and have to create their little tent city again. Lucas most likely will have to return to HOC since we are typically near empty in the summer due to everyone running off and camping in the woods.
EDIT: Saw the screenshot Lucas made. Why the fuck is he surprised about this, it was specifically stated in the paper when it first opened that it would only last until the middle of May.
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It's certainly not because he's taking his meds.
Lucas is pissed that while he is at the library shelter, HOC wouldn't let him in to use the shower.
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Pretty sure the next time someone “gets involved” Lucas will be on his way to a state hospital/funny farm.
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I don't even have a vagina, but if I did, my entire reproductive system would dry up, shut down, and die at the thought of being anywhere near somebody like Lucas. He seriously thinks selfies like that are a massive turn-on to the females?
I'm still reading through this thread and I'm somewhat impressed that it's possible to be this delusional about, well, anything.
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"I will do anything* to find my girl."
*except get a job, or take psych meds, or learn a marketable skill, or exercise, or eat healthy, or stop blasting non-stop hate at millions of people just for being religious, or-
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So Lucas’s use of the N-word and his nonPC speech is actually a test to see if his zoomer bae has the substance and fortitude to be with someone as sophisticated and evolved as he is.
Well played, Lucas.
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Damn, Lucas talking about how he is "Uncle" to Gen Z and didn't raise them to be "ageist bigots, classist, religionist" but to love, is awesome in light of his relationship with his actual niece.
You remember. The 11 year old he thought wanted him to fuck her.
Eta: he groomed his niece and tried to groom an entire generation.
You remember. The 11 year old he thought wanted him to fuck her.
Eta: he groomed his niece and tried to groom an entire generation.
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Does Lucas actually have friends on Facebook/Instagram or are they all trolls? I'm not bothering to try adding him on any social media.
Even if he did all that (got a job, etc) he'd still be an incestuous pedo.
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Looks like this one hasn’t made it to YouTube.
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The vast majority of them are either trolls or people who just want to gawk at his awfulness. Every once in a while we'll see people who seem to genuinely want to help him. This is, at best, misguided and a waste of time.
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It looks like everyone's complaints about Jewelz got the mayor's attention. Just found this out, the city will not be renewing contracts with Jewelz at BOTH locations. I am sorry, when every founding member of your organization is a thief, you should never have received a contract to begin with:
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From the video provided by Big Cats, Lucas is really pissed he may end up in a tent. Of course, it's the republicans, democrates, etc. fault and not becuase he's such a POS and fully responsible for getting himself kicked out of Pioneer Pathway House.
I'd say being homeless has added to his desperation to get a girlfriend. He wants for a young zoomer babe to put a roof over his head and be his provider.
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