Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Tomssu]

Problems in Kevvie land

and he finds himself on a list

Spoiler: comments

I'm happy with myself (not)

Some big questions

Truly

He spammed some bullshit about FF7, those were dull except this

Just shut up

Kevvie has a mighty need

and from his NSFW twitter

Spoiler: a cow

Spoiler: lol

In what universe is this hot?

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Kevin: changes his name and moving like he's running from a felony
"What is so confusing about my lifestyle you toy pre-order?!"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Problems in Kevvie land
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and he finds himself on a list
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Spoiler: comments

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I'm happy with myself (not)
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Some big questions
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Truly
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He spammed some bullshit about FF7, those were dull except this
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Just shut up

Kevvie has a mighty need
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and from his NSFW twitter

Spoiler: a cow

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Spoiler: lol

In what universe is this hot?

Hahhahahahha Kevvie crying that there are millions of trans people who... you know ... can actually pass as women.
Kevvie is so salty and protective of his world view that he would block a another troon before even considering that he might be the problem.

Reminds me of a 4chan image where someone says they go to trans subreddits and post pictures of normal women but say they just started
Transitioning To make troons want to 41%.

hahahhaha fucking A+ Kev Kev. I think the facade is starting to slip, he’s getting more mean and self aware.

 

[homewayhalf]

It’s interesting that Kevin is always complaining about how he transitioned too late, basically admitting that it’s just a trend. But I thought trannies have always existed? Is it a new phenomenon... or a tale as old as time? Kevin needs to make up his mind on the narrative. Is he saying that he wasn’t a troon until it became trendy? That’s surprisingly honest.

That being said, his toy sperging is so weird. He genuinely believes toys are a serious issue warranting multiple updates to his “audience” - I don’t know, have some self-awareness that no one gives a fuck about toys right now. He’s so removed from reality. His only contact with the “outside” (Twitter doesn’t count) is driving into town to the local 7-11. COVID-19 doesn’t affect his life in any way. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is up in flames. But Kevin’s male-order toys are the real priority.

 

[lololololagain]

"They have wider hips then some cis women!!"

Kevvie, you are ugly. Tranning younger wouldn't help you pass nor make you attractive, in fact, even attractive people who tran younger, don't pass 100% and look weird as fuck (Kim Petras & Jazz Jennings) . Imagine being jealous of drugged up childern/teens ruining their health to *maybe* pass as the opposite sex. The very few "passing' transwomen were attractive men and have a lot of work done, even then they still are somewhat clockable and they have the same troon issues.

 

[stupid fuck]

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I got widened hips from estrogen, but they didn't widen right and now my leg doesn't quite connect to the hip right resulting in the joint snapping back and forth while I walk...

how fucking delusional are these fags


"first puberty" still cracks me up


Switzerland is neutral Kevin, not neutered


Bonnie seems concerned over power usage on the ranch

deafeningly silent on Kevin's troon cybercave though


and Penny had a fruitful day shitting up twitter with assloads of alpaca videos and gendersperging

Penny's mad on the internet over some bisexual organization (which is a sentence i never thought i'd type out)

no idea what the tweet is because the account was deleted, but i guess it was TrAnSPhOBiC, so i looked up their site

l m a o

what the fuck

p. sure that's an actual female tho, so i don't know what angle Phreaky Phil is going for, probably the "paid relationship" part, because he's a psychotic grifter scumbag

Phillelope feeds the ranch

i mean i don't particularly like raking people for their culinary skills, but every pic of the ranch troons eating has involved mystery slop or burritos, which just adds "troons can't cook" to my list of tranny truisms

 

[SIGSEGV]

l m a o

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SOYLENT MEAL REPLACEMENTS!"

 

[Old Fart]

Phillelope feeds the ranch
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i mean i don't particularly like raking people for their culinary skills, but every pic of the ranch troons eating has involved mystery slop or burritos, which just adds "troons can't cook" to my list of tranny truisms

Imagine them all eating tacos with beans, onions and jalapenos...
...then three of them sharing the same bed

 

[Tomssu]

I wonder what brought this up

some nice grooming action

this is from his diaperslut account

Nice.

 

[SqueakyClean]

I wonder what brought this up
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some nice grooming action

this is from his diaperslut account
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Nice.

Haha I can imagine pre troon kevin just chatting it up with Stacy and Chad. Like that scene from dumb and dumber when Jim Carey is dreaming he is entertaining a group of socialites.

He 100 percent had no problem talking with random people guize, pinky swear. Now big bad cis men are soooooo scary to me. All cis men are big lumbering cave men who might hurt me.

All in all though, worth it.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

So Kevin chopped his dick off and now he gets frightened by 99.7% of the population?

 

[Neko GF]

I wonder what brought this up
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some nice grooming action

this is from his diaperslut account
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Nice.

>"Now cis people, even the nice ones, scare me too much".

What does he have to be scared of? Is he that scarred of mean words? Kevin doesn't help with twansphobia considering that he's the physical embodiment of everything wrong with troonism. He has no one to blame but himself for his horrible image.

 

[Slowbro]

A little late, but I haven't seen anyone mention it yet.

Kevvie mentioned a First 4 Figures pre-order, and I know we like to keep a tally on his spending. For the most part, those things are insanely expensive. While they have had some "cheaper" statues from (And I'm guessing here) 100 or so bucks and up, most of the time they run a couple hundred dollars. Just a brief glance at their site shows that they can change up to 1,200 fucking dollars. Not to mention some of them are limited edition because they have lights on certain parts of them. I've always wanted some of their Okami statues, but I'm not rich or autistic enough to fork over 600 dollars for a bust.

 

[Tomssu]

Speaking of statues and collectibles

Spoiler: Bigger pic

Spoiler: Bigger pic

Spoiler: Bigger pic

 

[grandpasatan]

In a world of endless troon fundraisers, Kevvie showing off his gluttonous, useless spending sure takes a lot of balls.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

It's getting to the point Kevin's autistic consoomerism is almost more distasteful to me than being a sex weirdo.

Almost.

 

[stupid fuck]

I wonder what brought this up
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some nice grooming action

wow, that right there is somebody describing in their own terms, from their own warped perspective, how they finally went completely insane. that is him describing how he perceives his own actions in giving up on his stunted social skills which are a lifelong effort to grow and maintain even if you're not cripplingly autistic, giving in to the cumbrained fetishes and porn addiction he must have let fester and grow unchecked for years, and entirely exiting reality and the actual world we live in.

which of course, in turn, led him to cut his cock off, hoard toys, electronic distractions and womens' clothes to fuel his addiction to escapism, and isolate himself on buttfuck ranch where everything is a coping strategy.

and the worst part isn't even the troon grooming he manages to work into his pièce de résistance of tweets - it's the fact that a part of him recognizes how unhinged the whole ordeal is, and he absolutely must add a disclaimer in there to ensure other autists being groomed into the tranny cult aren't alarmed by his twisted view of his own situation, lest the sunk cost fallacy at work be revealed.

truly fascinating

 

[kaien]

Problems in Kevvie land
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Kevin hasn't ever worked mail order retail. It's not transphobia at work, it's probably automated fraud detection going bonkers over mismatched shipping and billing info.

 

[SIGSEGV]

No comment.

Come on Kevin, they make feminine razors specifically for shaving your legs.

 

[Opiophile]

Jesus Christ Kevvie, even your fucking gay figurines are doing the AGP smirk.