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You groomed a child Staph. Dreams are your subconsciousness trying to tell you something.
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Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
- Thread starter Hamplanet Fitness
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- Mar 29, 2018
Visibly retarded
Doesn't have quite the same effect unless she plans to go out like Ethan Saylor throwing a tantrum in the theatre.
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- Apr 13, 2020
isn't there a few farmers that live I her area/ town?
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- Oct 1, 2014
Yeah, but if anybody felt compelled to watch her, they'd have a hard time because she doesn't leave the house.
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- Jan 7, 2020
Maybe her parents could join up. They can become our very first Lolcow wranglers, We could get them a badge and everything. I can see it now:
"My daughter just got back from the community garden. She brought back nothing but dandelions. When I asked her about it she made this screeching sound until her tendies where done. She then put some in her hot water and drank it with her tendies. Now all my mugs taste funny and she hasn't left the bathroom in days. Apparently dandelion tea is some kinda diuretic."
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- Oct 6, 2014
"My daughter just woke me up in the middle of the night screaming that the Kiwi Farms were coming for her. When I told her to shut up, she shrieked that this was all my fault for molesting her in her imagination."
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- Dec 1, 2018
"My daughter was a frigging mistake and I contemplate drinking Draino every damned day of my damned life. So does the cat."
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- Mar 23, 2019
"They said adopting a crack baby was NBD but she's over 30 now and we can't get rid of her!"
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- Apr 19, 2019
This happens with parents of munchies fairly often.
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- Jul 17, 2018
I would give anything to hear from Papa Cianfriglia. Does he know what he daughter says and thinks about him? What would happen if he did? I want these answers, goddammit.
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- Oct 1, 2014
I really need to know if he knows she peed in his mug.
A Detachable Penis
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- Nov 12, 2018
This is the most important question.
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- Nov 25, 2018
While I absolutely do not recommend this, imagining her chimp out if someone came up to her and told her they're one of her fans from kiwifarns is a pretty entertaining thought.
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- Jan 26, 2018
...you mean heterosexual. Also, how can a supposedly genderless person be gay?
...isn't that what Stephanie does???
She left off the option "I'm from KF and I'm here to laugh at you"
Giant Throbbing Clit
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- Apr 2, 2020
Oh lord, not another soft birb for her to creep on...
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- Feb 3, 2016
Just as nutty as she is. How long until Staph decides that her "spirit spouses" are REALLY just other personalities, and she TOTALY has DID?
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- Jun 9, 2018
Don’t like that she didn’t say an age for the trans girl on Facebook
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She basically already did that with the "I was possessed by their ghosts!" thing
That was implied with the "Weird porn" option.
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- Mar 29, 2018
"Getting an internet hug from a MtF made me gay"
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This is Staph. What I would like to call an autogyneminetophile, an AGMP, like idislikecispeople-- a girl who wishes she was a trans girl.
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This is Staph. What I would like to call an autogyneminetophile, an AGMP, like idislikecispeople-- a girl who wishes she was a trans girl.
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"Girl" as in a child or "girl" as in a grown woman you're fetishizing because she has a soft birb?
Come on, Sapphy, you've been LARPing as a mental health advocate long enough to know the answer - use whatever pronouns the alter fronting uses unless the system is fine with being called "we". Get with the times.
Another example of incredible selfishness. Imagine pretending to be a nice, selfless person and then someone who has struggles similar to you vents to you and you think it's annoying. You ARE a bitch, Sapphire. A child grooming, trans woman fetishizing bitch.