Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MemeGrey]

I wanna see what you have to say to make a Texan woman leave her husband, fly across the country and enter an unstable poly amorous relationship with you

 

[Sped Xing]

By the way, on topic, that clip Jesse pulled of Dick yelling at Chris the Kiwi wasn't from the bonus episode, but from today's episode.

So Jesse is a patreon for Dick at the 20 dollar tier, watching the live feed?

Episode is pretty fun so far. Dick screams at Kiwi Chris, Digibro has an autism horoscope, and Sean is mad about everything.

 

[ddlloo]

I find it more pathetic than anything, and on the behalf of the hangerons, not dick. We all know dick is an arsehole, a womanizer, a manipulator, and almost definitely isn't exclusive with 80's girl. Not sure what could come out to make me think less of him. Seemingly his public persona is mostly just parts of his private persona dialled to 11.

If he said sappy shit and tried to start a 'throuple' relationship with JLH and 80's girl and it all fell apart I wouldn't be at all surprised, and I doubt any of the sordid details would make me think less of him. I might feel bad for JLH depending on the details, but you'd have to be as stupid as the fans who take Dick's advice at face value, to take any type of serious romantic advances from Dick completely seriously without expecting there to be something suss going on.

 

[Rausch]

So Dick has talked about it on his Reddit with a (presumably) female Dick Show fan.

And his fans are turning on him, just like Maddox and Jesse's genius plan predicted!

Oh wait, no they aren't at all and in fact the opposite is happening because Maddox and Jesse's plan was exceptional and they are faggots. Who could possibly have predicted this except every non-exceptional person following the drama?

It's almost as if the New Project 2 shit - that a lot of people talked about but only one big nigga stepped up and did - got some people to firmly take a side in this.

 

[Sped Xing]

Maybe you should go to Reddit to talk with the other spergs taking this shit so personally. Nobody here gives a shit about "turning Dick's fans against him."

We're just saying "ha. Gaaayyy."

 

[Tookie]

Preserved for posterity.

 

[Pissmaster]

THAT DASTARDLY DICK MASTERSON!!!!!!!

The show's been pretty good lately, I'm just glad the MintSalad shit is long since over. As long as Dick keeps his discord idiots off the air, I'm happy.

 

[变性黑鬼]

I wasted my time down- and uploading the JLH goss leaks from TDS Reddit so none of you have to go looking for them on Jesse's podcast.



It would be nice if someone could upload the leaked DMs between Dick and JLH that lead to the creation of these shitposts:

My favorite is "then fall for me, Angel. I will catch you" and JLH later musing on this exchange with "I didn't expect to be caught with a meathook." It's like something out of a high school drama. Would like to see more, don't feel like listening to The Dickheads podcast or Jesse's Pod Awful. If one of you friends would I'd appreciate it.

Anyway, after JLH leaks these lovey-dovey DMs, she agrees to be interviewed as, to quote Dick, "Jesse's clickbait cumrag." He complains about it in these Reddit posts:



Just noticed that these are a repeat from an above post, but this is the position they fall into in the story. Here is JLH's Medium article voicing her grievances in regards to these Reddit posts: https://archive.li/3kLyD

Here's Dick posting a leaked Discord screenshot of Jesse calling JLH dumb:



Here's another interesting post I found where Dick expresses surprise at JLH's allegation that Dick and 80s were broken up for some period of time during her stay with them:



One of JLH's accusations is that Dick would play what I am dubbing "bitch ping-pong" with the two of them. Treating one of the two poorly, even to the point of breaking up with them, while lavishing positive attention on the other. This would accomplish his goal of making them both work for him, to try to either get back into the throuple (is that how you spell it?) or to push the other one out permanently.

I'm not sure who to believe in this case. The scorned ex-lover, or the man who has claimed to be "a very good liar because I remember everything I say" and who says he is unable to enjoy a relationship if there are no mind games. However, I would not be surprised if the reason for Dick's success with women is that he offers them a fairy-tail love triangle that is doomed to end in tears. Chicks flock to that sort of thing.

 

[Sped Xing]

Jesse is absolutely correct on at least one thing-- JLH is as dumb as a sack of kettle bells. I'm glad she's not on the show anymore. The whole newsbabe thing is cringe as fuck; it's reassuring to have confirmation he is just trying to get his dick wet when he brings these stuttering broads on.

That he accomplished that feat with amusingly embarassing wuv bullshit is unsurprising, as he's often talked about how manipulative he is. "But not with youuuuuu!" I certainly wouldn't know anything about manipulating women by telling them what a crafty manipulator I am with everyone but them. <.<

And for the record, Peach Saliva is funny and not a "newsbabe," though she gets lumped in due to hot.

EDIT: God, imagine your wife ditching you for a podcast faggot, then having the nerve to claim she loves you

 

[Tookie]

That he accomplished that feat with amusingly embarassing wuv bullshit is unsurprising, as he's often talked about how manipulative he is. "But not with youuuuuu!" I certainly wouldn't know anything about manipulating women by telling them what a crafty manipulator I am with everyone but them. <.<

I find this all kind of inspirational. I've never purused a three-way in earnest because I assumed it would be more difficult to get one than spouting off bog standard "I love u 2, honeybunch" bullshit.

 

[Rausch]

It's pretty funny that Jesse is a paying subscriber of Dick's show. Literally giving money to the person he considers to be his enemy. Cuckery. But it's his parents money anyway right, he doesn't care about how he wastes it. One thing I'll say for him, and JLH, is that they have the guts to put their side of the spergery out there and defend it in public, no matter how slimy and ultimately forgettable it is. King Cuck remains more or less silent to this day.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

Hey can I ask,? Based on his twitter Dick comes across.... idk.





Is he actually this stupid? Or is he playing a character?

 

[Sped Xing]

It's pretty funny that Jesse is a paying subscriber of Dick's show. Literally giving money to the person he considers to be his enemy. Cuckery. But it's his parents money anyway right, he doesn't care about how he wastes it. One thing I'll say for him, and JLH, is that they have the guts to put their side of the spergery out there and defend it in public, no matter how slimy and ultimately forgettable it is. King Cuck remains more or less silent to this day.

It is pretty amusing that Jesse spends so much time trying to shit on Dick, but pays him 20 bucks a month.

Maddox could have affected the narrative so that at least there'd be a faction that would have stuck with him. It's far too late, now.

JLH has a hard road to plough, however, if she wants to be seen as anything other than a braindead adulteress who abandoned her whole life to buy in on timeshare cock.

 

[2021Murder]

Hey can I ask,? Based on his twitter Dick comes across.... idk.

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Is he actually this stupid? Or is he playing a character?

Yes!

 

[变性黑鬼]

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Is he actually this stupid? Or is he playing a character?

The "complete fucking hoax" part is a bit. He's talked about the dangers of the virus extensively with Mr. Metokur and his co-host Sean, who both agree with the lockdown measures. He's protesting because,

-He hates government overreach and is obsessive about constitutional rights
-He just wants the bars to open back up so he can go out and party
-He genuinely wants all the boomers to die
-He's just bored

I find this all kind of inspirational. I've never purused a three-way in earnest because I assumed it would be more difficult to get one than spouting off bog standard "I love u 2, honeybunch" bullshit.

I don't think it's as bog-standard as you make it seem. The point is to play the two women off against each other. There is nothing they find sexier than a man who is coveted by another women, so Dick's strategy is to create uncertainty as to which of the two is winning at any given time.

 

[ddlloo]

I don't think it's as bog-standard as you make it seem. The point is to play the two women off against each other. There is nothing they find sexier than a man who is coveted by another women, so Dick's strategy is to create uncertainty as to which of the two is winning at any given time.

Don't forget he was also rewarding them for being 'sisterly'.

I said earlier that I doubt anything that could come out would make me think less of Dick, and thus far I was right. While not a fan of that side of his personality, it was well and truly already a known quality before these messages were shown.

I do feel bad for her, but she's just coming across as an idiot to be honest. First of all, being a fucking groupy is dumb as shit (even moreso for someone who is as outspoken about manipulating women as Dick is), but it sounds like she made a lot more awful choices after that one. Hopefully this gives her closure but I doubt it, instead it will probably just cause more drama for her. Another poor choice.

 

[frozenrunner]

What are the odds we don't have to hear about this fucking nonsense anymore after this limp-dicked leak?

 

[soy_king]

Maybe you should go to Reddit to talk with the other spergs taking this shit so personally. Nobody here gives a shit about "turning Dick's fans against him."

We're just saying "ha. Gaaayyy."

I think we all know how to truly make Rausch sperg the fuck out. If he ever gets too annoying, that's always a viable option.

 

[Grant McClellan]

Do people take this Dick shithead seriously?. Hes the same guy who agreed with Mister Metokur that the coronavirus is a bio weapon (no its not) and that China should be nuked

 

[Violence Jack]

Do people take this Dick shithead seriously?. Hes the same guy who agreed with Mister Metokur that the coronavirus is a bio weapon (no its not) and that China should be nuked

I wish I had a hairline like dick (similar to a shaved kiwi) so I could get my youtube variety show off the ground.