Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[General Disarray]

... and we already covered that Instacart waives their fee after $35, so where does the $50 + 3.99 come in.

Our grocery store Instacart charges $9.99 for delivery no matter how much you spend. He's getting off easy with that rate. Jackass.

 

[Kled]

Louis seriously thinks he's special. He could easily take an uber since they're not nearly as expensive as a taxi. Plus they can wait for you if you alter your destination. Hes making all of this sound like hes going on some hero's journey to get fucking Ragu when he can just uber to walmart, buy some meal prep food, and uber back home.

But we all know that's not something he can and will do because of "reasons".

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Louis seriously thinks he's special. He could easily take an uber since they're not nearly as expensive as a taxi. Plus they can wait for you if you alter your destination. Hes making all of this sound like hes going on some hero's journey to get fucking Ragu when he can just uber to walmart, buy some meal prep food, and uber back home.

But we all know that's not something he can and will do because of "reasons".

Imagine him and his unwashed 6XL t-shirt wearing ass trying to fit in the back seat of some poor Uber driver's Corolla or Civic.

 

[Kane Lives]

Imagine him and his unwashed 6XL t-shirt wearing ass trying to fit in the back seat of some poor Uber driver's Corolla or Civic.

I think he might accidentally tip the car over. Especially if it's some 70-80s beater.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I think he might accidentally tip the car over. Especially if it's some 70-80s beater.

Didn't Amberlynn damage her Hyundai's suspension by being too fat?

Also, if Lou wants to be an animal, let him ride in a livestock car.

 

[Kled]

Imagine him and his unwashed 6XL t-shirt wearing ass trying to fit in the back seat of some poor Uber driver's Corolla or Civic.

He can easily spring for the Uber XL even if it's a little bit more. After all, comfort is king!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He can easily spring for the Uber XL even if it's a little bit more. After all, comfort is king!

He won't have as much hard-grifted pitybux left for his "wants", the poor baby.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

Hes making all of this sound like hes going on some hero's journey to get fucking Ragu when he can just uber to walmart, buy some meal prep food, and uber back home.

Even better, he could walk over to Walmart since he's going emptyhanded and claims to walk everywhere anyways, and Uber himself back home with all the groceries since he can only bring back so much food on foot, which is cheaper still and far more efficient. Imagine how much more begging he could do with the extra time if he could get all his shopping done in one go instead.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Seriously. He thinks children should not be disciplined? Maybe if she was pulling the whole 'shoot the computer in front of the kid' thing, but all that is happening is basically a time out. She should be limiting its use anyway because he's five. He needs to do more than sit in front of a screen all day.

Failure seems to run in the Gagliardi family. We’re looking at:

• Lou’s mother, who was jailed for embezzling donated toys and who evidently does not know how to raise her kids
• Lou’s brother, a druggie and single father who moved back into the Gagliardi household along with his kid
• Lou‘s nephew, whose mother does not appear to be in the picture and who apparently is neglected so badly that he’s resorted to shitting himself to get attention
• Lou, who never moved out of the house at all, eats so much and is so picky that the Gagliardis have given up trying to feed him, and spends all day in his room eating junk food, playing video games, and begging for handouts from strangers so he can eat more junk food and play more video games

Who else am I missing? Does Lou’s dad have any history that would suggest he‘s also a car in this trainwreck?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I hope it stays off the internet and gets a job. He deserves all the hate he's getting.

 

[Gingervitis]

Failure seems to run in the Gagliardi family. We’re looking at:

• Lou’s mother, who was jailed for embezzling donated toys and who evidently does not know how to raise her kids
• Lou’s brother, a druggie and single father who moved back into the Gagliardi household along with his kid
• Lou‘s nephew, whose mother does not appear to be in the picture and who apparently is neglected so badly that he’s resorted to shitting himself to get attention
• Lou, who never moved out of the house at all, eats so much and is so picky that the Gagliardis have given up trying to feed him, and spends all day in his room eating junk food, playing video games, and begging for handouts from strangers so he can eat more junk food and play more video games

Who else am I missing? Does Lou’s dad have any history that would suggest he‘s also a car in this trainwreck?

Jesus. Imagine coming to America from Sicily to create a better life for you and your children, only to travel to the future and see that your family is made up almost entirely of failures.

 

[ricecake]

Failure seems to run in the Gagliardi family. We’re looking at:

• Lou’s mother, who was jailed for embezzling donated toys and who evidently does not know how to raise her kids
• Lou’s brother, a druggie and single father who moved back into the Gagliardi household along with his kid
• Lou‘s nephew, whose mother does not appear to be in the picture and who apparently is neglected so badly that he’s resorted to shitting himself to get attention
• Lou, who never moved out of the house at all, eats so much and is so picky that the Gagliardis have given up trying to feed him, and spends all day in his room eating junk food, playing video games, and begging for handouts from strangers so he can eat more junk food and play more video games

Who else am I missing? Does Lou’s dad have any history that would suggest he‘s also a car in this trainwreck?

Lou's real dad was a felon. I am pretty sure he got arrested for stripping copper (ultimate redneck/lowlife crime) but that was probably the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

• Lou’s mother, who was jailed for embezzling donated toys and who evidently does not know how to raise her kids
• Lou’s brother, a druggie and single father who moved back into the Gagliardi household along with his kid
• Lou‘s nephew, whose mother does not appear to be in the picture and who apparently is neglected so badly that he’s resorted to shitting himself to get attention
• Lou, who never moved out of the house at all, eats so much and is so picky that the Gagliardis have given up trying to feed him, and spends all day in his room eating junk food, playing video games, and begging for handouts from strangers so he can eat more junk food and play more video games

Did you intentionally rank these in order from least to most pitiful?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Failure seems to run in the Gagliardi family. We’re looking at:

• Lou’s mother, who was jailed for embezzling donated toys and who evidently does not know how to raise her kids
• Lou’s brother, a druggie and single father who moved back into the Gagliardi household along with his kid
• Lou‘s nephew, whose mother does not appear to be in the picture and who apparently is neglected so badly that he’s resorted to shitting himself to get attention
• Lou, who never moved out of the house at all, eats so much and is so picky that the Gagliardis have given up trying to feed him, and spends all day in his room eating junk food, playing video games, and begging for handouts from strangers so he can eat more junk food and play more video games

Who else am I missing? Does Lou’s dad have any history that would suggest he‘s also a car in this trainwreck?

5) it's all lies and he's just a scamming slug.

 

[Great Dane]

GrubHub complaint

https://twitter.com/deetigrr/status/1256282406274969601

Dinah Lance on Twitter: "@grubhub makes it impossible to cancel an or…

archived 1 May 2020 18:03:43 UTC

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Wait a second, I thought the parents were immunocompromised or something and had to stay home.

Dinah Lance on Twitter

“and yes, I did order food. I'm also the only one home. so i couldn't just go to the store.”

twitter.com

http://archive.md/tKdsL

EDIT:

Dinah Lance on Twitter

“I want to get a tf/tg sequence commission. Please note I am not saying i am buying one or I have a budget for one. I’m saying I could like to.”

twitter.com

Dinah Lance on Twitter: "I want to get a tf/tg sequence commission. P…

archived 1 May 2020 19:02:57 UTC

archive.md

 

[SIGSEGV]

it's not like I bought the restaurant.

If that's true, then Louis is showing a surprising level of restraint.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

5) it's all lies and he's just a scamming slug.

I doubt they’re total fabrications, honestly. Besides that there was at least one news article about the shit that Lou’s mom pulled, the stories that Lou tells about life in the Gagliardi household are perfectly typical and believable white trash behavior. If he was lying about what went on around the house, the stories he was telling would be scary/alarming, rather than merely pathetic.

Also, when Lou lies about stuff, he likes to provide evidence — a Paypal screenshot showing zero available funds, broken glasses, a broken phone, a sheet of paper used as a mousepad, etc. It’s consistently fabricated evidence, so much so that it’s an easy tell for when he’s lying again. If he had lied about his family going out to Easter dinner without him, I expect he’d do something like post the restaurant receipt folded over so you couldn’t see that he’d ordered two pizzas and an entire tiramisu for himself.

 

[MangoSaliva]

why buy something for his transphobic and abusive mother?

 

[AnOminous]

GrubHub complaint
View attachment 1265544

What is this fat stupid cunt even complaining about? It went from one range of time to a more specific range of time in the same range.

Absolutely fuck this piece of shit.

 

[SIGSEGV]

What is this fat stupid cunt even complaining about? It went from one range of time to a more specific range of time in the same range.

Absolutely fuck this piece of shit.

He's probably mad because it's arriving closer to 2:40 than it is to 2:10.