Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 193 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,663
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Are you goddamn kidding me.
 
No. Your four year old cannot consent to having a social media page. He does not understand the impact; you will speak on his behalf and it will follow him all his life; and - most importantly - you cannot control pedos from getting off on the content you publish.

Christ, narcissists should all have their parental rights severed in the delivery room. This kid has been fucked from Day Zero - though most particularly from Day 6, when she took her newborn to a Hollywood Day Party for the media coverage, to be passed around to a bunch of strangers and exposed to any number of germs. He's been an accessory to his mother from conception. A tool to try to force Nick to stay; a draw for media attention; and now, she's a stage mom for a kid who still isn't totally clear on how not to shit his own pants.

Nana Beth, please come for your grandsons.
 
Kid needs to start pulling his weight around the nanny’s apartment. Pay for those pampers he’s still soiling and food he’s eating.

Is Tess supposed to do everything for a four year old? Surprised she didn’t make the kid get a job for his second birthday to keep mama in sheet cake.

She’s definitely going to pimp him out as troon or agender because he won’t get any IG attention as a husky, blonde pre-schooler in LA.
 
That's....not how that's supposed to fit. At all. Even assuming she's laying down, which will cause the fit to be weird, it should not look like that. It doesn't even look like her boobs are in the cups.
And where are her nipples?
Are they in her armpits, or are her boobs so saggy that they point straight down?
 

JFC, this woman is so starved for attention that she's using her kid as bait for asspats. Rate me MATI all you want, but he's only a fucking toddler, you shameless cow. He's too young to understand or consent to this. Opening an account for a minor has to be a violation of IG's Terms of Service, right?
 
JFC, this woman is so starved for attention that she's using her kid as bait for asspats. Rate me MATI all you want, but he's only a fucking toddler, you shameless cow. He's too young to understand or consent to this. Opening an account for a minor has to be a violation of IG's Terms of Service, right?
He's 4 and still shitting his pants. An IG shouldn't be a priority
 
Holy fucking shit.

Bowie troon saga when?
JFC, this woman is so starved for attention that she's using her kid as bait for asspats. Rate me MATI all you want, but he's only a fucking toddler, you shameless cow. He's too young to understand or consent to this. Opening an account for a minor has to be a violation of IG's Terms of Service, right?
I mean, considering people have accounts for their dogs, I doubt it. Unless he's running the account I'd imagine it's free game.
Didn't have the forethought to even make it private. Mother of the year!
You act like she'd have privated his account if she'd thought to. That would go against the entire point of making it.
 
I mean, considering people have accounts for their dogs, I doubt it. Unless he's running the account I'd imagine it's free game.

I imagine that opening an account for a pet is much different than opening an account for another person who is also only 4 years old. Tess may be the parent (only in theory), but I have a feeling that this might fall into a legal grey area...especially if Nick finds out and wants Tess to take the account down.
 
I imagine that opening an account for a pet is much different than opening an account for another person who is also only 4 years old. Tess may be the parent (only in theory), but I have a feeling that this might fall into a legal grey area...especially if Nick finds out and wants Tess to take the account down.
I'm looking over the ToS. It looks like there is a rule around 'impersonating others', which this technically counts as. Also, 'you can't create an account for someone else without their express permission'.

Honestly though, Tess has broken the community guidelines enough that I don't think Instagram actually gives a shit. You're supposed to not post things like nudes, no matter how artsy. She's done that repeatedly. She glorifies self harm (though that's a bit of a stretch probably, even though it shouldn't be a stretch to say that promoting obesity is glorifying self-harm). I really doubt her sharing some guy's phone number on her Insta stories is allowed, but she still did it and got away with it.
 
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