UK Vegan mum 'fighting off coronavirus' by drinking boyfriend's sperm smoothies


A mum -of-two claims she is fighting off coronavirus by drinking sperm smoothies.

Tracy Kiss, 32, reckons that drinking fruit smoothies with a shot of semen have boosted her immune system and urges others to do the same - and claims the unusual combination will help stop her contracting coronavirus.


The personal trainer insists she hasn't had a cold or flu in three years - when she began drinking the concoction.

Tracy has shared her 'home remedy' in a bid to help others boost their immune system and 'fight off' the deadly virus.

The personal trainer from Aylesbury, Bucks, drinks either a 'shot' of sperm or a smoothie containing her boyfriend's semen at least three times a week.
She said: "I found a free and vegan-friendly alternative method to boost the body's immune system.

"You don't always know what is in pharmaceutical medicine - it is much better for the body to drink something that doesn't contain chemicals.
"It isn't much different to a mother breastfeeding her newborn to give them the nutrients they need.
"It isn't for everyone but it is packed full of vitamins and I haven't had a cold or flu ever since drinking it in 2017 - I also put it on my face to clear up my skin.

"It is best to consume semen as close to production as possible to get the most nutrients and benefits.
"But I often store it in the freezer in an ice cube tray as my partner, who does not wish to be named, and I are in a long distance relationship.
"The quantity depends on how hydrated my boyfriend is on the day.

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"I sometimes have a shot or disguise the taste in a smoothie with fresh berries and bananas.
"I am strictly looking at this from a health perspective.

"I think a lot of people try new ways to boost their immune system when they start presenting symptoms but that is too late - you must make immune system strong prior to an illness to ensure you can fight it off."
Tracy believes semen consumption will prevent coronavirus as she leads an active, healthy lifestyle and the supplement has helped her immune system.
She adds: "The smoothies aren't any different to drinking honey and lemon water when you have a sore throat.
"It is just another natural remedy but completely free - you don't have to have a partner, you could just ask a male friend who is healthy.

"Most people think I am joking because it seems too good to be true that I am being so open about a 'taboo' subject but I am not.

"I am going against societies 'norm' to educate and help other people who are missing out on nutrients.
"I want to make a difference which is why I am sharing this home remedy."
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This article is wank.
 
It's true though, semen really does have a number of nutrients, including zinc (which is vital for a strong immune system). For example, see this article. Some of them will be inactivated by digestion, though; it's better to absorb it vaginally. (There are no studies about absorbing semen anally.) Of course, these nutrients come from the donor, so his nutrient intake is a concern. He'll need lots of zinc himself, and PQQ is a nutrient required for synthesis of NGF-1 (one of the beneficial components of semen).
 
She adds: "The smoothies aren't any different to drinking honey and lemon water when you have a sore throat.
I'm sure she knows all about sore throats

Her kids must be proud. Imagine finding this article when you get older.
On the other hand, having them find the article might be slightly less awkward for her than having to tell them herselves. No one wants to have to tell the story of "How I Drank Your Brother"
 
I've only seen this shit in Taimanin eroge games and they're big tiddy demons so it makes sense but come the fuck on.
 
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long distance? Aka I'm cheating on him because I can get away with it.
I'd missed that. It raises the question as to the logistics of it all.

Do they get together on a weekend and she ruthlessly milks him for thirty hours into a silicone ice cream tray with love heart cutouts? Or are jars sent by mail? This is very odd.
 
I'd missed that. It raises the question as to the logistics of it all.

Do they get together on a weekend and she ruthlessly milks him for thirty hours into a silicone ice cream tray with love heart cutouts? Or are jars sent by mail? This is very odd.

Depends on what they have time for, probably. I can't say for sure she doesn't source baby juice elsewhere, though.

I just love how we at the Farms did not once say "what the fuck" but rather "sperm is not vegan".

That's the desensitization kicking in.
 
Here she is patting herself on the back for not "killing animals", and yet at the same time she's extinguishing billions of potential lives. That brings up a good question too: is abortion vegan? My guess would be that 99% of them would say probably not.
I don't know about abortion, but products from harvested stem cells, especially those from aborted feoti, certainly aren't. Not that this is going to stop them. These 'ethical vegan' types only seem to care about cute animals, not human beings.
 
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