UK Vegan mum 'fighting off coronavirus' by drinking boyfriend's sperm smoothies


A mum -of-two claims she is fighting off coronavirus by drinking sperm smoothies.

Tracy Kiss, 32, reckons that drinking fruit smoothies with a shot of semen have boosted her immune system and urges others to do the same - and claims the unusual combination will help stop her contracting coronavirus.


The personal trainer insists she hasn't had a cold or flu in three years - when she began drinking the concoction.

Tracy has shared her 'home remedy' in a bid to help others boost their immune system and 'fight off' the deadly virus.

The personal trainer from Aylesbury, Bucks, drinks either a 'shot' of sperm or a smoothie containing her boyfriend's semen at least three times a week.
She said: "I found a free and vegan-friendly alternative method to boost the body's immune system.

"You don't always know what is in pharmaceutical medicine - it is much better for the body to drink something that doesn't contain chemicals.
"It isn't much different to a mother breastfeeding her newborn to give them the nutrients they need.
"It isn't for everyone but it is packed full of vitamins and I haven't had a cold or flu ever since drinking it in 2017 - I also put it on my face to clear up my skin.

"It is best to consume semen as close to production as possible to get the most nutrients and benefits.
"But I often store it in the freezer in an ice cube tray as my partner, who does not wish to be named, and I are in a long distance relationship.
"The quantity depends on how hydrated my boyfriend is on the day.

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"I sometimes have a shot or disguise the taste in a smoothie with fresh berries and bananas.
"I am strictly looking at this from a health perspective.

"I think a lot of people try new ways to boost their immune system when they start presenting symptoms but that is too late - you must make immune system strong prior to an illness to ensure you can fight it off."
Tracy believes semen consumption will prevent coronavirus as she leads an active, healthy lifestyle and the supplement has helped her immune system.
She adds: "The smoothies aren't any different to drinking honey and lemon water when you have a sore throat.
"It is just another natural remedy but completely free - you don't have to have a partner, you could just ask a male friend who is healthy.

"Most people think I am joking because it seems too good to be true that I am being so open about a 'taboo' subject but I am not.

"I am going against societies 'norm' to educate and help other people who are missing out on nutrients.
"I want to make a difference which is why I am sharing this home remedy."
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This article is wank.
 
Actually their logic is that it's not alive, so abortion is vegan because "muh women's rights". Don't try to make sense of the nonsensical bullshit that goes on in their dying brains.

"So... at what point in time does abortion stop being vegan?" - that's actually something the smarter ones are sweating over on the down-low these days. It's a situation where no one wants to be right too early because then they will be fucked, but it will break into political veganism at some point in the future. Guaranteed.
 
I've died inside reading this.
 
"So... at what point in time does abortion stop being vegan?" - that's actually something the smarter ones are sweating over on the down-low these days.

Thought they would have answered it, no sweat, by asserting that the baby fetus clump of cells pregnancy tissue can't even feel pain, so it doesn't matter if you kill terminate remove it.
 
Bro you either drink it from the tap or you clean it up. You don't store it for later, man. That's just wrong.
 
Really these women are doing us a service. I think I'm gonna start collecting these articles for future use.
 
I'd wager that she used to be a hooker. One night through pinned eyeballs she looked in the mirror and thought "these facials and suck jobs are doing my skin and immune system a treat!".

Get that woman a tic tac after all that baby batter.
 
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This reminds me of when young PFZ convinced a girlfriend that nut butter was good for her skin.

I guarantee the boyfriend found an article on some 4chan page and showed it to her tiny, female brain.
 
The yellow bong press style guide demanding the woman's maternity status be mentioned in a headline whether it's relevant or not always catches me off guard.

> Vegan mum 'fighting off coronavirus' by drinking boyfriend's sperm smoothies -
oh god no, die pedo
> boyfriend's
whew okay fine then, you do you, whatever
 
"So... at what point in time does abortion stop being vegan?" - that's actually something the smarter ones are sweating over on the down-low these days. It's a situation where no one wants to be right too early because then they will be fucked, but it will break into political veganism at some point in the future. Guaranteed.
Ummm..... So, like? I get that this abortion is vegan? But...like... Is it gluten-free?
 
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She's been doing this for attention for years. I'm surprised she's still around.
 
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>wake up to a beautiful morning
>open up A&H to get a dose of outrage
>reads op's title
wtf
 
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Does he give a fresh shot in a smoothie daily or does she have to stockpile it in the fridge?
 
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