🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Gotdamn Ethan got fat. What did he say his weight is now? I remember Gator asking him in an episode sometime in March/April but can't remember what it was. He's at least 300 from that photo, no matter what he might say. Has someone found his dating website profile yet? Would be an interesting read.

That picture looks to be from Knoxville so he's probably even heavier one year and one divorce on. I guess this all explains the e-girl saga. Funny how he pussyfooted around bring on Flamenco and Rand as co-hosts but gloms on this girl instantly. This is the kind of shit he would rip on other internet people for and now he's doing it. A tik-tok? Fucking hell.

Ethan, don't turn in to Boogie; stop drinking, lose weight, sit/stand up straight, shave.
 
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Can someone explain to me why the gunt gets to brag about never paying back his student loans? How does that work in the US exactly? Over in the country I live you basically don't have to pay back your student loans when you're unemployed, but the moment you file income tax they will know and start demanding you start paying back. This all happens automatically, granted, all student loans here are granted by the state and I believe in the US you have private institutions giving out student loans?

Still, I find it odd that the gunt can brag about making 50-200k a year while dolphin laughing about never paying a dime of the money he borrowed back. How come they're not on his ass yet?

He shouldn't brag about it, it's a really stupid thing to do. In the US you still have to pay back the loan even if you're unemployed and I don't believe you can discharge the debt in bankruptcy. Getting tracked down works much the same way here, creditors will find debtors and berate them, Ethan's talked about receiving such "annoying calls" before. I'm assuming it will ruin your credit and could lead to lawsuits/garnishment down the road but I'm not sure as I made it through college without them.

I really really doubt he's making 200k a year, I'd be surprised if it was 50 tbh. He's not wealthy or pulling in tons of cash. He earned an arts degree from a commuter school, he isn't formally employed, he lives with his Mom, is in and out of jail, and has a fluctuating and low income. He's not an easy grab for debt collectors.
 
I'm not even half way through these texts, and lmao. If this was any other e-celeb besides Dick Masterson, the Killstream would be raking him over this shit.

I've heard of Pod Awful before, but I've never watched his shit. I don't follow Dicker Masterson either.

It's hard to say his gay op failed when I (and most because Pod Awful's audience doesn't seem that big) wouldn't have known any of this shit had Metokur not gone on the Killstream.

Dick Masterson:
I could fuck you forever. Raw and pounding and soft like a romance novel.

Dick, use Snapchat if you're gonna talk like this nigga. Doubly so because you're an e-celeb lol.

Anyone got a pic of this Jamie?
 
I'm not even half way through these texts, and lmao. If this was any other e-celeb besides Dick Masterson, the Killstream would be raking him over this shit.

I've heard of Pod Awful before, but I've never watched his shit. I don't follow Dicker Masterson either.

It's hard to say his gay op failed when I (and most because Pod Awful's audience doesn't seem that big) wouldn't have known any of this shit had Metokur not gone on the Killstream.

Dick Masterson:


Dick, use Snapchat if you're gonna talk like this nigga. Doubly so because you're an e-celeb lol.

Anyone got a pic of this Jamie?

What is Pod Awful and what's the drama?
 
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What is Pod Awful and what's the drama?
Pod Awful is the podcast/pseudonym of a guy named Jessie.

He's got beef with Dick Masterson for some reason, I'm not exactly sure why. Anyway, he tried to bait people like Metokur into thinking that this gigantic PDF of text messages were between Mundane Matt and a woman, but it was actually Dick Masterson and a woman.

From my reading so far, Dick wanted a three-way relationship between his current girl (80s Girl?) and her. It's a 45 page PDF of text message between Dick and this woman.

Metokur decided to go on the Killstream and Dick went on too. Then Jessie came on. They never addressed the actual messages. I found them on Reddit after the stream and JFC if this shit was from any other male e-celeb besides Ralph's sugar daddy, they would be making fun of him so much.

Is this the same woman? I just searched "Jamie Lynn Hughes" and this popped up.
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Pod Awful is the podcast/pseudonym of a guy named Jessie.

He's got beef with Dick Masterson for some reason, I'm not exactly sure why. Anyway, he tried to bait people like Metokur into thinking that this gigantic PDF of text messages were between Mundane Matt and a woman, but it was actually Dick Masterson and a woman.

From my reading so far, Dick wanted a three-way relationship between his current girl (80s Girl?) and her. It's a 45 page PDF of text message between Dick and this woman.

Metokur decided to go on the Killstream and Dick went on too. Then Jessie came on. They never addressed the actual messages. I found them on Reddit after the stream and JFC if this shit was from any other male e-celeb besides Ralph's sugar daddy, they would be making fun of him so much.


Is this the same woman? I just searched "Jamie Lynn Hughes" and this popped up.
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That's a yikes for me mate. She looks bad and not in a good way.
 
Pod Awful is the podcast/pseudonym of a guy named Jessie.

He's got beef with Dick Masterson for some reason, I'm not exactly sure why. Anyway, he tried to bait people like Metokur into thinking that this gigantic PDF of text messages were between Mundane Matt and a woman, but it was actually Dick Masterson and a woman.

From my reading so far, Dick wanted a three-way relationship between his current girl (80s Girl?) and her. It's a 45 page PDF of text message between Dick and this woman.

Metokur decided to go on the Killstream and Dick went on too. Then Jessie came on. They never addressed the actual messages. I found them on Reddit after the stream and JFC if this shit was from any other male e-celeb besides Ralph's sugar daddy, they would be making fun of him so much.

Wasn't it only 1-2 days ago that they dedicated an entire show to laughing at Millenial Woes embarrassing leaks? I remember Ralph saying something along the lines of "Nothing personal MW, how could we not talk about something like this on the Killstream"

This doesn't make much sense, I thought Ralph was a muckraker, but here he is trying to memory hole controversy surrounding dick
 
>imagine being a ethot who wants to fuck this for attention
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Christ he’s disgusting. Fucking hell man, why live if you’re going to treat your body like that.

idk anything about Dick but is what this guy saying about Dick Masterson true? That he just keeps 80s Girl around to spite Maddox and sought out another relationship? Dick's only response is that his infidelity makes him chad? Can't believe these guys live life in such a frenzy and everything they touch seems so chaotic.
Its great isn’t it!

This whole corner is just filled with genuinely scummy people. The concentration of sleaze is really remarkable.
 
Here's the link to the appearance (comes in at Jesse's appearance, stolen from the Reddit):


Very funny and well worth a listen in my opinion. Enjoyed seeing Jesse "Bully the Internet" PS get bullied by the Internet.

Dick Show Reddit reacting to Jesse's appearance:

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The most significant take away for me was that Jesse has no response to Metokur asking him "why would you feed an attention whore?"

My favourite bit was Jesse angrily shouting "I'M NOT BUTTHURT" early on. Second favourite bit was them laughing at him for watching porn with Maddox.

But for all of the guntguarding of Dick's friends, Jesse had his chances to speak uninterrupted and he also dodged questions (also including "why do you care so much?" which he was asked repeatedly). He said everything that he's been saying in his Youtube videos including 80s Girl's real name (which he said he wouldn't say about a minute before he did say it) and by the time he got kicked, he just wanted to read his 45 pages of texts which this insane thot has held on to for years and anyone who wants to can read for themselves. Those of us who have noticed him have heard it all before. So if it's enough to convince you that Dick Masterson is a Maddox-tier lolcow or even a mini-lolcow then have at it, I suppose. Maybe you see something I keep missing and you'd be right to agree with Jesse on this. But I think that Jesse enabling JLH to humiliate herself in public like that is just a bit sad when all is said and done. It's like a less depressing version of the Idea Guys manipulating Chris.

Ultimately, if you want to give Jesse the benefit of the doubt, he is a low IQ guy who really wants to be famous despite no discernible talent that is upset at seeing the mental-emotional decline of his friend Maddox these past few years and wants to avenge Maddox "his way". If you do not give him the benefit of the doubt, you might note that he has been full-time living off a trust fund and failing to be an e-celeb since back before The Biggest Problem ended (like 5 years ago) and is basically the Internet equivalent of a guy who walks around the park wearing nothing but a trench coat, occasionally flinging it open at old ladies and then cackling wildly as he runs off, with his parents' money getting him off the hook whenever he ends up in trouble.

Update Edit: Also this https://imgur.com/a/yhyuUl2

Maybe someone does need to give him what he wants and make the thread?
 
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Gotdamn Ethan got fat. What did he say his weight is now? I remember Gator asking him in an episode sometime in March/April but can't remember what it was. He's at least 300 from that photo, no matter what he might say. Has someone found his dating website profile yet? Would be an interesting read.

That picture looks to be from Knoxville so he's probably even heavier one year and one divorce on. I guess this all explains the e-girl saga. Funny how he pussyfooted around bring on Flamenco and Rand as co-hosts but gloms on this girl instantly. This is the kind of shit he would rip on other internet people for and now he's doing it. A tik-tok? Fucking hell.

Ethan, don't turn in to Boogie; stop drinking, lose weight, sit/stand up straight, shave.
You expect too much from him.
 
In his defense, Jesse is an autismo
He is, I wish they would have let him go, toned the drunken belligerence back a bit, and not kicked him. Nobody even got to bring up him claiming he was going to sue Oddguy for defamation. He could have been embarrassed much more than just a direct berating, and his fans think he won because he was "just being yelled over".

Jessie doesn't seem to get that not everyone knows what the fuck he's talking about and that he comes off as an annoying weirdo when he just starts rambling about shit with no context. Having some idea of what he's talking about it made a little more sense but I'm not sure I can fault anyone for just thinking he sounds like a weirdo invested in some bizarre niche personal drama. I have no idea who Revenge of the Cis is or what his beef with them are, his last call to the killstream where he attempted to "call them out" for having a tagline of "Never Apologize" and then apologizing to someone sounded like some autistic nonsense.

Also fuck whoever the retard was that decided to record himself running in circles around his house while filming directly up his left nostril. His fifteen minute break was annoying, but I had to turn off when the rest of the show was treated to a background of his heavy breathing and baby crying while Ralph was too sauced to notice.
 
Its great isn’t it!

This whole corner is just filled with genuinely scummy people. The concentration of sleaze is really remarkable.
you didn't realize Dick was a hypocritical scumbag? He's known for a book called "Men are better than women" and he is as satirical about his views as the guys over on TDS. if you listen to hi early episodes compared to now, you can see him shift and pander more towards the Killstream Krowd too. Dick was laughing at guys who got banned from twitter,paypal,etc on an early episode with his friend that worked for Cinema Sins. Back when he still was connected with that world he was a lot more willing to say drop dead to the Rands & Ralph type people. Before UCB and Cinema Sins and his black and gay friends turned their backs on him he was much different. He stopped using bad language because some caller was offended, he ranted about these vulture type dudes who steal yo girl when it happened to one of his friends. he's always been a hypocrite and scumbag.

Dick is extremely similar to baked Alaska. They both were in liberal areas and wanted to be the token conservative. They wanted to be the Ron Swanson to their gaggle of liberal friends. They probably thought it would be like the 2000s with Bush where especially in the early years, the conservatives were mocked but it was all in good fun and they still had conservative comedians in the main stream and were invited on shows and all that. Baked didn't have a paetreon and was chasing that fame and money so thats why he was way more exceptional with his antics. but both didn't realize how quickly they would be turned on. And let me be clear, as far as the LA comedy scene is concerned. Dick is basically a west coast Owen Benjamin. Owen fucked off to NY and Dick moved out of his hollywood apartment to live much further out once he got blacklisted from UCB and everyone else,

The reason Dick hasn't become as much of a laughing stock as Baked is mainly because Dick is older and built a pretty solid group of trusted friends and associates and had an income and day job and savings to fall back on to keep him from pulling exceptional moves. Dick being a libertarian when it comes to fucking women shouldn't surprise you considering how much of an obnoxious libertarian he is in other regards, even whatever "pet the dog" traits he has are just as bullshit as his views on censorship or homewreckers. That fucking nephew of his would basically be treated like Maddox jr if he ever did anything to piss Dick off. Dick's relationship with Asteros was one of the strongest he ever had in life, and a big reason he didn't cut Asteros off sooner is Dick feeling a slight bit of empathy for Asteros' shitty situation, Asteros was on the verge of suicide a decade ago until The Biggest Problem podcast existed.

Dick is a perfect example of a libertarian, he's fucking fontaine to a T. Dick is the reason for the laws, because he's an expert at using what little power he does have to get a cult of wimps around him to use for his own delight and gain, why the fuck else would he have fat dumbies like Asteros, KiwiChris, Monkey, or Ralph if it wasn't for entertainment. I'm sure he was doing the same shit back in college. The difference being people expect this sort of libertine attitude towards others when you're a teenager. And i'm sure if his family never made it up past the border, he would be stealing senoritas from the local middle school and having fat idiots like ethan and gator praising him there too. I can easily see him being a post-apocalyptic lord having a bunch of simps like Ethan doing his bidding and being tortured for his amusement and then promptly killed off if they get caught doing the wrong thing.

And when you force Dick on a semi-even playing field like at UCB, he's about as funny as he was during his roast. I remember being forced to go to that nerd debate UCB thing he was absurdly dedicated to in his comedy days. outside of him still listing his Dr.Phil appearance about a decade afterwards as some huge high profile gig, he was pretty forgettable, If he didn't plug his appearance at the end of each episode during the early dick ones, you would be surprised to know he was a part of those. When he's not in control of the environment his comedy falls flat and when compared to actual comedians its pretty apparent how bad he is at this.

but it really shouldn't come as a surprise that he would do this, or that there isn't any drama from this. The best you'll get is those Metokur jokes, which probably hurt Dick more than some other dumbass sperging about goss. And like everyone here said,JESSE, you don't step into the killstream and then bitch out if you have some shit to say, say it. and make sure to have an answer to every question because its dissertation time motherfucker. Boogie handled it well when he came on after getting streamsniped. and that was a much spiceyer audience that was more willing to put his feet to the fire. This jesse guy is pretending to be an oldfag but couldn't answer the most basic questions.

Another big reason Dick is basically immune from criticism is because of dumbasses like this that try to attack him and then shit themselves when confronted. Same with Metokur; if everyone that attacks you is a dumb sperg, its hard for people to not automatically side with you when some annoying Fggot starts tweeting you and doing that screencap nonsense. Ethan was right to kick him, he was brought on with the expectation that he would be attacking the guy he spent all day tweeting and instead he just used that as a way to attack Dick, it felt like in some shitty fantasy-setting when the peasant infiltrates the defenses to attack the big bad only to be completely fucking useless once he does. this entire JLH arc concept is absurd, we have to take a spurned lover at her word, and we also have to assume Dick's current gf, a woman in her 40s, doesn't have enough agency to leave Dick if he's only in it for spite. If you believe the world acts like the shittiest fiction of the 90s with clear good and evil sides and dumb shit like that, then it makes sense, but if you live in reality its dumb as shit.

TL;DR the goss was always stupid, it was a waste of time bringing him on rate autistic
 
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Am I exceptional or do I not just get it? I browsed the leaks and it just looks like a dude sending cringe messages to a girl to try and get in her pants... which is par for the course...

Edit: And why has this Extinct girl being so pushed by Ralph. Is he really simping over this Carolina 4 / New York 2.5?
 
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Is it cringe to send comically casanova-tier messages to get in a girl's pants if it she laps it up and it works?
I sent my share of cringe in my days but I've never laid it on that thick.
If it works 🤷‍♂️
You’d be surprised how often that works.

you didn't realize Dick was a hypocritical scumbag?
Nah, I figured that out pretty quickly once I started paying attention to him.
 
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