The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

To be fair, 2013 was pretty much the last year before western pop culture was entirely consoomed by dumb SJW shit and media goons in every industry had decided en-masse to become hyper aggressive puritanical scolds over shit they were happily guffawing over mere weeks prior.

Dont believe me? Look at this drooling exceptional individual from back at the very beginning of 2014 and how little he knew of what was soon to come...
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To be fair to past you, you weren't actually totally wrong. You used sound logic that has proven true, namely that SJWs don't put their money where their mouth is. What you and every sensible person could not possibly have predicted would be that the SJWs at the top Would. Not. Fucking. Care.
 
To be fair, 2013 was pretty much the last year before western pop culture was entirely consoomed by dumb SJW shit and media goons in every industry had decided en-masse to become hyper aggressive puritanical scolds over shit they were happily guffawing over mere weeks prior.

Fair enough, but I've been reading the thread and he keeps bringing up 2013 several times it genuinely spiked my interest in what's so great about 2013.
Lance Armstrong definitely isn't listing 2013 as his best year.
 
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To be fair to past you, you weren't actually totally wrong. You used sound logic that has proven true, namely that SJWs don't put their money where their mouth is. What you and every sensible person could not possibly have predicted would be that the SJWs at the top Would. Not. Fucking. Care.
My mistake was assuming that there existed any sincerity, principle, or basic self awareness in the highest halls of culture and politics.
 
To be fair, 2013 was pretty much the last year before western pop culture was entirely consoomed by dumb SJW shit and media goons in every industry had decided en-masse to become hyper aggressive puritanical scolds over shit they were happily guffawing over mere weeks prior.

Dont believe me? Look at this drooling exceptional individual from back at the very beginning of 2014 and how little he knew of what was soon to come...
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Hmmm, what started in 2013 that could have triggered this? Goddammit Kiwifarms.
 
Hmmm, what started in 2013 that could have triggered this? Goddammit Kiwifarms.
Obama's second term.

But that discussion sperging is for another subforum. To stick to the topic at hand, I wonder if they'll cry to the discord trannies and have them start yanking discord rooms next. It's almost like they're displeased at the rate this is Streisand'ing.
 
Make her bald, no hair at all, not even eyebrows, nearly white as a ghost, like not Caucasian but almost to the point of unearthy. Don't explain ANYTHING about her. She's a force of fucking nature. She is the primal definition of selfishness, human survival and manipulation. Have her chase Ellie and Joel across the game, tormenting them. Killing their friends in brutal and horrific ways. Just absolutely heinous shit. When they ask her why, she just smiles.

At the end of the game, they think they manage to escape, with only Joel, Ellie and Ellie's love interest surviving. Some zombies attack and they get separated. You think she's ok, but out of the darkness, 'Judge' grabs her mouth and they both disappear into the darkness of the forest, just a stone's throw away from Joel and Ellie. Later a group of survivors find they body and are disgusted and horrified by what they see, but you don't show it or describe it.

The last scene is Joel and Ellie trying to confront her, but they're horrified at the sight of her naked, alone and dancing in front of a fire, claiming she's the devil and she will never die. Joel covers Ellie's mouth and they quietly sink away in the darkness.

If you want to rip something off, rip off the best living American Author, you chuckle fucks. Also everyone read Blood Meridian, you philistines.



It always is, isn't it?

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Fuck, now I want a Blood Meridian horror game. Which I will never have. You made me sad.

Sorry to be late to the party but that would be a great idea for the sequel: have the Military government hiring "The Judge" and her troops of marauders to wipe out Tommy's little refuge and other communities who tries to live by their own instead of being under marshal law so the govern can "pacify/occupy" that piece of land

Have "The Judge" killing Tommy first and then setting her eyes on Joel because his actions on TLOU have turned him into some local legend and she wants "his head on a pike" like a trophy

Have Joel,Ellie Dina and some other escaping with their lives,chased down by "The Judge" and meeting the product of Her "work" along the way along with infected,Fireflies last survivors and natural hazards,fighting everything and killing some of "The Judge" men.

Have the survivor group getting thinner and thinner until only Joel,Ellie Dina and the Cuck (forgot his name) are alive

Final showdown ends with the cuck and one between Joel and Dina getting killed in gruesome fashion,Ellie and the other escaping by the skin of their teeth and ending with "The Judge" watching Ellie by afar and smiling happy that she is still alive.

Add a moment where Joel is captured and he and Judge have some confrontation (and yes,revealing that the Judge have certain.... urges toward Ellie,like the book counterpart)
I will not make her bald though:a short woman haircut with blond/greyish hair,with pale skin and crystal blue eyes will suit better along with her being cleaner and better dressed than the norm,tall (6'2'' to 6'5'') and capable to overpower a man with a mixture of strength,technique and sheer brutality and of course an high intellect and an out of place amount of culture.

She will probably be came out more as a MGS villain than a TLOU one but:
1) People will remember her for the right reasons and not for the meme
2) Still better than Shrek McHambeast we have from the leaks

Edit: formatting
 
One of the Star Wars: The Force Unleashed DLCs has an alternate timeline campaign where the main character goes on a murder spree of the original trilogy. He kills Obi-Wan and then disintegrates his Force Ghost, ensuring there's literally nothing left of Ben. He also blows up Boba Fett, slaughters Han and Chewie on Endor, and turns Luke into a Sith apprentince. These scenes are gross to watch if those movies meant something to you, but thankfully it's all (dank) non-canon. Even Disney wouldn't screw it up that bad.

As opposed to a game that (in its current state) has you killing characters you may have grown close to, through a woke new avatar you're forced to play, and it's canon. Your hand will be moved to beat the shit out of these people to get your money's worth out of a $60 purchase. Naughty Dog has to have known this was awful. It's not "ground-breaking" or "a new era in storytelling." It's a terrible idea, and I understand at least one reason why they are upset about the leaks. They wanted this to be the sequel we were stuck with. Yep, that's it, no jokes. We're not redoing this. Pick up your golf club.
 
Overrated interactive movie gets shit sequel.
My heart bleeds for ND.



What is it with you and 2013?
You keep bringing that year up over and over as if it was the last time you were happy.
Fair enough, but I've been reading the thread and he keeps bringing up 2013 several times it genuinely spiked my interest in what's so great about 2013.
Lance Armstrong definitely isn't listing 2013 as his best year.

2013 was the last year before SJW culture really exploded and on a personal level there are also issues that I've been dealing with since 2014 that have coincided with that.

Everyone just kinda lost their minds that year, makes you wonder about the collective unconsciousness or something.

Thing is, 2013 wasn't THAT great of a year on it's own, although it was pretty good, but there's years that I liked way better, it's just that it was the calm before the storm, ya know?
 
One of the Star Wars: The Force Unleashed DLCs has an alternate timeline campaign where the main character goes on a murder spree of the original trilogy. He kills Obi-Wan and then disintegrates his Force Ghost, ensuring there's literally nothing left of Ben. He also blows up Boba Fett, slaughters Han and Chewie on Endor, and turns Luke into a Sith apprentince. These scenes are gross to watch if those movies meant something to you, but thankfully it's all (dank) non-canon. Even Disney wouldn't screw it up that bad.

As opposed to a game that (in its current state) has you killing characters you may have grown close to, through a woke new avatar you're forced to play, and it's canon. Your hand will be moved to beat the shit out of these people in order to get your money's worth out of a $60 purchase. Naughty Dog has to have known this was awful. It's not "ground-breaking" or "a new era in storytelling." It's a terrible idea, and I understand at least one reason why they are upset about the leaks. They wanted this to be the sequel we were stuck with. Yep, that's it, no jokes. We're not redoing this. Pick up your golf club.
A slave obeys...
I know somebody already made that reference shut up
 
Wiki says she's 19, a bit of a stretch but still creepy, especially since she was about 13-14 last time we encountered her.

So in a weird way, kind of like forming a bond/mentorship with a girl neighbor as she's growing up.

...and then banging her when she turns 19 (or, you know, killing her.)
 
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