5/3/2020 - Breaking down the Pandemic Panic Profiteering Scam Using David Martin's Outline

[Queen Of The Harpies]

 

[Fake News Anchor]

05/03/2020
T I M E T R A V E L T O M M Y

 

[Kornheiser]

Hey Tommy tell me todays lottery numbers since you posted from the future. I know he is senile but the right date is right on his computer.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I like how he's going for that windswept look. #Charlie'sTrashAngels Full Waddle!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It cuts off before he can talk about how he's been targeted by secret agents (must be the worst secret agents ever since he knows about them.)

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I dun goofed, my bad. Sorry I got the date wrong. This lock down shit is messing with me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I dun goofed, my bad. Sorry I got the date wrong. This lock down shit is messing with me.

Awwww, I thought Tommy screwed up...

 

[F. Murray Abraham]

Tom chimps on a rando in his chat and whines that he's never called himself a female.
Then an AMBer made this:

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Tom chimps on a rando in his chat and whines that he's never called himself a female.
Then an AMBer made this:

He gets confused and forgetful about his own bullshit.