Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AmbiTron]

Wait, Mode_View is 30 years old? This nigga is older than I am. I take back everything I said, he should be gunned down like the rest of 'em.

 

[Video Games]

Oh man, here we go.

-- Your fears: Someone finding out what I don't want them to

Uh oh, Kevin.

And, looking through this, those Passion of the Christ posters are 100 percent unironic. I wonder what happened?

---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- God: More than anything.

-- What's the best feeling in the world?: Knowing Jesus Christ has saved you.

I'm curious about this quote as well. As far as I'm aware (does anyone have more knowledge than me?), Tourette's can cause a person to say offensive words or phrases uncontrollably, but I've never heard of tics relating to a person's thoughts or revealing their hidden opinions.

A) I have Tourettes Syndrome. What does that mean? It means I can't control certain things. Many people with TS often twitch their head, or even curse out loud. Sometimes this results in me not controling social actions like letting slip that someone sucks whether they do or not.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Oh man, here we go.

Uh oh, Kevin.

And, looking through this, those Passion of the Christ posters are 100 percent unironic. I wonder what happened?


I'm curious about this quote as well. As far as I'm aware (does anyone have more knowledge than me?), Tourette's can cause a person to say offensive words or phrases uncontrollably, but I've never heard of tics relating to a person's thoughts or revealing their hidden opinions.

It sounds like he may have OCD, but not the TV show kind where people have to count things, etc. There's different types and some are mostly mental. I remember reading somewhere these types may be more prone to trooning out, but I forgot why.

 

[Starving Autist]

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Bugs Bunny. Without the cross-dressing

Hasn't he claimed more recently that he was totally femme and wanted to be a girl since being a young teen? Nothing in this massive dump of autism is even remotely feminine, being a pathetic failiure of man does not a woman make.

 

[AmHole]

If I were a flower/plant I would be:A venus flytrap.

If I were a food I would be: A taco

Sometimes these things write themselves I swear.

 

[Tomssu]

It's a sad day in Kevvieland

Luckily it wont stop him loving queerness

This pandemic is still homophobic

I doubt if Kevvie himself believes this shit

Kevvie attracting all the "ladies"

Post quarantine plans

I personally cant wait

Sure

Our boy shares a story from his traumatic past

 

[Puddleduck]

Our boy shares a story from his traumatic past

It must have been a pretty scary panic attack if she called the cops - he's said before he's one of three kids, the eldest being a girl. Nearly all kids have tantrums at some point, especially a teenage girl who has two idiot younger brothers. The mother had probably seen some shit by that point, and could shrug off anything apart from outright violence or threats.

Assuming he's not lying abouit the whole incident, I'ma guess he either did threaten her, or lashed out during his panic attack.

 

[Spunt]

My guess with the finances is that before Troon Ranch was set up, Kev agreed to pay a set amount from his trust fund every month and no more. So he is paying money towards it, but nowhere near enough to keep it afloat, and he is refusing to pay any more than he agreed. That would explain: a) why they put up with him at all, b) why he doesn't seem to be making any more contributions and c) why they don't just throw him out, because they'd be in an even worse state if they got rid of him. So they grit their teeth as they work their fingers to the bone and accumulate huge piles of debt whilst Kev wheezes at his children's toys and boasts on Twitter about all the sex he'll never have.

 

[stupid fuck]

daily gross


the mask slips


nuoh my god Ryan, cut it out


more troon drama, this time with Morgan the gross bald horned tard

this "i'm getting anxiety" shit is just so tiresome

sounds to me like neither of you got bullied hard enough tbh fam


the trifecta of troon cows


i guess this explains the plastic jewellery the troons sell when they've got no yarn


of course Phillelope is an antifag


Tranny Waco is the saga i want and need


and the ranch is now under so much financial strain they've resorted to selling alpaca shit

 

[Syntaxion]

the trifecta of troon cows
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This is so fucking hilarious.

Outside of that one guy, basically no one claims that "women smell is caused by biology". Women don't have a particular smell; if they have perfume on, they smell nice, if they don't shower for a month, they smell bad.


Even the term women smell sounds creepy as fuck and I doubt anyone but them even believe in it. If it's pheromones he's referencing then they're still wrong, pheromones aren't hormones. Just injecting hormones wouldn't change a person's pheromones.

But the thing is, humans don't have pheromones. Animals use pheromones when a female is on her period, so the males know when it's breeding time. The reason why humans fuck all year round rather than within a specific timeframe is partially caused BECAUSE human females don't have pheromones, men can't tell when a women is on her period simply by her smell.

I swear, these people literally invent arguments that basically no one claims, and then try to debate with those same arguments. A literal strawman.

And then they go as far as to say "ters make up bullshit". What a fucking joke. But wow they sure showed us wrong by attacking a claim that almost no one believes in anyway.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Now that's a galaxy brain take on par with the "hairless chicken" argument. I can't even hope to decipher the logic here.

Lemme try something like this: anatomical reference books and graphic novels both contain many pictures, which is one reason why anatomical reference books are graphic novels. Tables and pigs both have four legs, which is one reason why tables can be slaughtered, butchered, cooked, and eaten.

Edit: actually, I think I fucked up. It's more like:
Children's comics and adult graphic novels both contain many pictures, which is one reason anatomical reference books are graphic novels.
Cows and pigs both have four legs, which is one reason why tables can be slaughtered, butchered, cooked, and eaten.
Peach and quince are both fruits, which is one reason why strawberries grow on trees.

The possibilities are indeed limitless.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Now that's a galaxy brain take on par with the "hairless chicken" argument. I can't even hope to decipher the logic here.

Lemme try something like this: anatomical reference books and graphic novels both contain many pictures, which is one reason why antomical reference books are graphic novels. Tables and pigs both have four legs, which is one reason why tables can be slaughtered, butchered, cooked, and eaten.

The mahogany really brings out the zip of my bleeding gums 10/10 would eat again

 

[Spastic Colon]

daily gross
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the mask slips
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nuoh my god Ryan, cut it out
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more troon drama, this time with Morgan the gross bald horned tard
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this "i'm getting anxiety" shit is just so tiresome

sounds to me like neither of you got bullied hard enough tbh fam
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the trifecta of troon cows
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i guess this explains the plastic jewellery the troons sell when they've got no yarn
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of course Phillelope is an antifag
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Tranny Waco is the saga i want and need
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and the ranch is now under so much financial strain they've resorted to selling alpaca shit
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I want a Troon WACO saga, but I want them to send in black officers only.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Can't wait to see what excuses Kevin uses for not getting laid in 2021.

 

[AmHole]

Wait, Mode_View is 30 years old? This nigga is older than I am. I take back everything I said, he should be gunned down like the rest of 'em.

Out of all things, what made Mode_View gravitate towards Kevin. Did he really look at this am hole and think "Yeah that's what I aspire to become." I mean I understand the dude is lonely and shit and probably wants to transition because he cant pick up chicks, but it's just sad seeing a dude being groomed into becoming a Kevin himself.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Out of all things, what made Mode_View gravitate towards Kevin. Did he really look at this am hole and think "Yeah that's what I aspire to become."

Probably the same thing any other cult or political fringe group uses to groom new members: acceptance ("ur valid UwU"), love bombing, separating him from any existing internet friends, etc.

 

[Dustlord]

Our boy shares a story from his traumatic past
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I think he might be leaving out some important context about this "panic attack". Maybe his mother is just crazy, that's always a possibility, but it's also a possibility that he was being aggressive leading up to his panic attack and she called emergency services to ensure his and her safety. It's not unheard of for an argument or something like that to trigger a panic attack.
I understand that this is a pretty personal topic and he might not want to share everything, but he wouldn't bring it up to his followers in the first place if he cared about that.

 

[HonkyTonk]

What kills me about Kev is his insistence that being straight is so boring and queer sex is just that much more sensual and kinky. (Yep, straight sex is never kinky. Got it, Kev.)

If we are to believe that this story about having a fiance once is true, it was probably the only sexual experience he's ever had before trooning out. A shy, socially maladjusted, confidence-deprived man having subpar sex is nothing new, as it takes two to tango in bed. But this is where he derives his notions about "straight equals boring".

Now, he tries to present himself as some super slut, with a collection of kinks rivaling his collection of plushies.

At the same time, he admits to not being experienced with anal. His chasm of horrors is non-functional, nor will it ever be. He is a bottom of the laziest kind, expecting the partner to initiate all the time. His "crushes" are distant and he will likely not see them in person in the foreseeable future, or ever really.

At most, what he can offer is a bj and a handjob. Not even a titjob, 'cause his manboobs are surprisingly tiny for the fellow of his size.

This doesn't sound to me like a super slut. This sounds like your garden variety useless motherfucker lying through his teeth about how much sex he is TOTALLY having, you guys.

Thanks Kevin, but I think I'll stick to boring straight sex.

 

[stupid fuck]

mostly Animal Crossing sperging today

i wouldn't worry about it Kev


cringe


that's not very gay of you Kevin


lmao the ranch is a complete shithole


Bonnie posted some selfies today and oh my god it's better than i thought

 

[Migraine Box]

lmao the ranch is a complete shithole

Wait, since when did homes use ceiling tiles? What kind of fucking place did they buy?