Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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I think she has enough blubber to not have to worry about what she wears being cold, but IDK
 
Maybe her parents could join up. They can become our very first Lolcow wranglers, We could get them a badge and everything. I can see it now:

"My daughter just got back from the community garden. She brought back nothing but dandelions. When I asked her about it she made this screeching sound until her tendies where done. She then put some in her hot water and drank it with her tendies. Now all my mugs taste funny and she hasn't left the bathroom in days. Apparently dandelion tea is some kinda diuretic."
:thinking:
 
She was e-begging for people to buy her pins a week ago and now posting that she bought more useless pins off etsy. Why not just skip the ebegging step and just buy them herself in the first place? She can obviously afford to waste money on this shit.

Ebegging serves two purposes. First the obvious, it gets you money. Second it gets you attention - you get to scream about how much of an oppressed spoony you are. This second part is Staphy's favorite hobby, so she keeps ebegging even if nobody ever sends her money.
 
I know it's been said, but Staph really is exceptional and updates their social media like a boomer. Why are you outing the people you're talking to? You know we're reading.

Also consider actually asking the person with DID how to proceed and what to be called, if they really have it.
Considering many people with real DID have a child/"little" personality is very concerning that Staph here wants to date this person. Staph really likes to go after vulnerable people.
 
A bit off-topic, but whenever I read about Staph doing her spells or rituals, I get this image in my mind of a really low-budget Elphaba from "Wicked" performing "No Good Deed". A witch's hat made out of construction paper, a cape made out of a towel, streaky green make-up, a cheap ass notebook in place of a spell book, her parents shouting at her to "Keep it down!"

EDIT: If any artistic Kiwis want to make that happen, go for it.
 
A bit off-topic, but whenever I read about Staph doing her spells or rituals, I get this image in my mind of a really low-budget Elphaba from "Wicked" performing "No Good Deed". A witch's hat made out of construction paper, a cape made out of a towel, streaky green make-up, a cheap ass notebook in place of a spell book, her parents shouting at her to "Keep it down!"

EDIT: If any artistic Kiwis want to make that happen, go for it.

It's miles better than the actual thing: smelly troglodyte wearing bad makeup and in a filthy fedora playing hairy potter by mixing in a bunch of nasty things together into one foul concoction served in a mason jar or an empty yogurt cup.
 
You're right to think that, Talcum X is not a leader of BLM, though they have adopted the little powdered donut as their pet and mascot.

I'm speaking of Charles Wade, co-founder and major organizer, who faced charges for forcing a 16-17 year old girl into prostitution.
Just wanted to follow up with this, Charles Wade was only found guilty for reckless endangerment. Sentenced 2018.

Also to make this more on topic, Staph is fat and I would not have sex with her.
 
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"Gardening is resistance" peak middle-aged AWFL
Peak Staph. Blaming the gastroenterologist for her gerd acting up and causing her to cough yet no mention of all the trash she's been eating that affects her gerd. She's made multiple posts since lockdown started about how she ate something she shouldn't have and now her gerd is acting up, but no it's the Doctors fault.
 
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I'm probably the second to last person you want to take fashion advice from, but going out with a nametag will only make people think that you are legitimately special needs. Like they'll come up to you and ask if you know where your mommy is because normal people don't put their names and pronouns on their head. Your hat isn't your twitter bio.
 
Christ, Staph... Eating prunes isn't going to regulate your bowel movements on their own when you eat junk food and all sorts of other garbage otherwise. Small alterations to your diet isn't going to magically fix your problems, just like drinking a diet coke isn't going to drop 100 lbs off of a fatass. Eat proper greens and foods not covered in oil and preservatives for a change, and that doesn't include the weeds in the woods.
 
I'm probably the second to last person you want to take fashion advice from, but going out with a nametag will only make people think that you are legitimately special needs. Like they'll come up to you and ask if you know where your mommy is because normal people don't put their names and pronouns on their head. Your hat isn't your twitter bio.

Steph IS special needs.

Her special need is to be the most unique and special...and that's why she wears her tard hats.
 
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