The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

Ellie and Abby are on a first name basis lol you would think Ellie, who had such a bad language on the first game, would call her ugly bitch or ugly murderer or ugly motherfucker. Guarentee they won't make Ellie mock or insult Abby's messed up body in any way, even tho the bitch deserves it.

Now why would someone try to win that boss fight? Ellie has every right in the world to kill that dood, even if Ellie kills Abby's soy friends who spit in the corpse of poor Joel. There's just not enough for a third game, we already have their confrontation here and I can only imagine they will make Ellie a muscle deformity just so she can keep up.

Plus, 7 fucking years and gameplay is the same shit. 7 years.
 
Found out this game has two writers. Drunkmann and Halley Gross. Nothing of interest on her Twitter. She's written episodes 9 and 10 of Too Old to Die Young, episode 6 and 7 of Westworld season 1, episode 2 of Banshee season 3, episode 5 of Emerald City season 1, and two short films no one cares about. Just for the sake of completeness, Scent of a Woman and Chemistry Project.

Description of Chemistry Project sounds like a porno
Scent of a Woman plot summery.
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Archive of the summery
Lmao scent of a woman may well be one of the most jewish things I've read.

Found the vid too.

 
Lmao scent of a woman may well be one of the most Trump's Chosen things I've read.

Found the vid too.

Vimeo users are like the bigfoot of the internet. Have you ever seen one out in the wild? Can't say I have.
 
I would find it hilarious if he started blaming the woman for his failure

Implying he wouldn't just blame gamers for being over

Ellie and Abby are on a first name basis lol you would think Ellie, who had such a bad language on the first game, would call her ugly bitch or ugly murderer or ugly motherfucker. Guarentee they won't make Ellie mock or insult Abby's messed up body in any way, even tho the bitch deserves it

This is actually a very progressive and beautiful point. They may be trying to kill each other, but she'd never dream of using the wrong pronouns, that would be an act worse than murder.

Vimeo users are like the bigfoot of the internet. Have you ever seen one out in the wild? Can't say I have.

I know a lot of people that use it. It has nice features if you pay a fee.
 
Jesus fuck. Also that's a fucking sweet ass gym.

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Thats not an arm thats a damn tumor
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Jesus fuck. Also that's a fucking sweet ass gym.

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By canon that's a woman (right?), but as I watch this, my brain is struggling to settle on one gender, the recognition is flickering on & off, you know? Guy/Girl, the answer changes from second to second. I see shit like this and part of me says that it's intentional, that it's designed to do that. That it's part of a campaign across all media.

But that's tinfoil territory.
 

Voiced by Laura Bailey huh. It's amazing that you can be mediocre and still get rewarded for things. She's made a career out of playing Asian, Black, and Alien characters even doing mocap for the South African girl from Uncharted. Now she's upping her game with this...thing.

She really wants that Best Actress Spike Video Game Award huh
 
I'm sure it's been said a million times already. But TITS. TITS TITS TITS. Where are Abby's TITS? If she's supposed to be MTF, he would have found the last padded bra in existence and stuffed the crap out of that, even if the estrogen pills to grow some moobs aren't available.

If she's supposed to be a true and honest wamman SHE NEEDS SOME FUCKING TITS. I don't care if you can dig up the one powerlifting XX ladydyke with a chest as flat as a washboard...that's not the norm and it makes your character look freaky and wrong. Most female Olympic weightlifters and professional powerlifters still have tits. If she's eating the calories required to grow those beefy arm cannons, her body would definitely sequester some of those calories into TITS.

People will buy into all the big beefy lady arms you want battering your pregnant lesbians, as long as those arms are attached to a couple at least B cup TITS. I'm not saying it would FIX this mess of a broken down car wreck, but it would at least give the car nice, round tit shaped wheels instead of the square rocks we're supposed to accept this thing rolling around with.
 
Did you notice what else the building had? Electric lights. Big ones.

They've completely dropped that this is post-apocalyptic.
Although, iirc the Firefly "Hospital" at the end of the first game had them too? I'm not 100% sure, plus after beating it like four times I got rid of it, so for better or worse i can't go check.

But given these are the full-blown commie Fireflies, after apparently changing their name to the WLF (Washington Liberation Front, i guess), all they do is repossess other people's resources (not any better than the raiders you fight while traveling the country), probably after killing their men and seizing the means, blah blah blah communist garbage that just means "its ok if we tell ourselves we're the good guys!"

I'm sure it's been said a million times already. But TITS. TITS TITS TITS. Where are Abby's TITS? If she's supposed to be MTF, he would have found the last padded bra in existence and stuffed the crap out of that, even if the estrogen pills to grow some moobs aren't available.

If she's supposed to be a true and honest wamman SHE NEEDS SOME FUCKING TITS. I don't care if you can dig up the one powerlifting XX ladydyke with a chest as flat as a washboard...that's not the norm and it makes your character look freaky and wrong. Most female Olympic weightlifters and professional powerlifters still have tits. If she's eating the calories required to grow those beefy arm cannons, her body would definitely sequester some of those calories into TITS.

People will buy into all the big beefy lady arms you want battering your pregnant lesbians, as long as those arms are attached to a couple at least B cup TITS. I'm not saying it would FIX this mess of a broken down car wreck, but it would at least give the car nice, round tit shaped wheels instead of the square rocks we're supposed to accept this thing rolling around with.
 

The hospital had very spotty light coverage and in most places either had none or lamps.
So they really did just give up on the apocalypse.

Edit: holy fuck that place is dirty as hell for an OR and the lack of any equipment makes it look like they are just killing the golden goose. I forgot how shitty the fireflies were because I played the game once and forgot about it after that.
 
By canon that's a woman (right?), but as I watch this, my brain is struggling to settle on one gender, the recognition is flickering on & off, you know? Guy/Girl, the answer changes from second to second. I see shit like this and part of me says that it's intentional, that it's designed to do that. That it's part of a campaign across all media.

But that's tinfoil territory.
It's like that canadian tribunal case, where some guy named bill whatcott was in a non-trial over whether he was allowed to misgender a transwoman and during the process they said they would fine him everytime he did during the proceedings.

Now that itself is pretty kafkaesque.

But then the lawyer fighting the case on the tranny side kept misgendering too, because sounds like a man, looks like a man.

It becomes perfect clown world fodder.
 
Voiced by Laura Bailey huh. It's amazing that you can be mediocre and still get rewarded for things. She's made a career out of playing Asian, Black, and Alien characters even doing mocap for the South African girl from Uncharted. Now she's upping her game with this...thing.

She really wants that Best Actress Spike Video Game Award huh
She also voiced a hermaphrodite in Nier.
 
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