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SunBunz' vids on Anita are four years old but they're still 100% relevant on how bullshit Anita's perceptions of female character models are.

I blame Abby's design on her. Druckman obviously had a hand in it but this is coming from the loony that wanted characters to be sexless blocks.

Ironic then, that the same group of unpleasant fuckers who claim to want that shit went on to successfully get Block Lives Matter, a shooting game specifically about the Media's response to tragedy, and which effectively centers around a bunch of cubes, removed from every platform it existed on, specifically by repeatedly sending death threats to the developer, because that's what a well-adjusted human being does.

Needless to say, I have it on JaimArchive if you want it.
 
But Mick Gordon will get other work if they foolishly cut him. If you want a difference in music, look at Rome: Total War and Rome: Total War 2. One of these has Jeff Van Dyk. The other does not.

You can see that littered all over the place, the first two AC Games had the legendary Jesper Kyd do the musical score. He's not been involved since but he scored a track so iconic to the series remixes and variations of Ezio's Family remain in the series to this day, being the menu music in Odyssey. It will keep happening because people forget how important music can actually be to a game's experience.

This is a small thing but the shit with Jesse (the boyfriend) pisses me off to no end based on what I've read. I know that we're all about TEE HEE CUCKED or MY WIFE'S SON and those jokes are hilarious and all but:

-Guy's girlfriend cheats on him and/or breaks up with him to immediately cheat with someone else
-The baby is going to be raised by someone else instead of him
-He fucking DIES because no one gives a shit

I know we don't know the context of everything but I have a hunch that they feel the callous heartless approach is valid when it comes to heterosexual men. The above events I described can really fuck a person up if they experienced it. Even a grown man would have trouble trusting people for the rest of his life if this happened to him. He wouldn't be cool with it--He'd be a screaming wreck, possibly even a sobbing one. Even burly buff men are sometimes reduced to quivering blobs if their significant other uses or manipulates them in such a way. There's even the risk he would lose it completely and beat the shit out of his rotten ex for making him feel like trash, thereby impacting everyone.

But muh woke lesbians I guess. Fuck that guy that either was just used to make a baby or was blatantly cheated on. He doesn't matter, I guess.

This game shits for the birds.

TBH I'm a bit surprised they didn't make this a proper poly relationship which is another bit of deviancy that makes sense in a post-apoc world. There's not many people left and with menfolk typically going out be it raiding etc knocking them both up would be a viable, interesting concept to follow. We know mankinds numbers are in the sub 20% of pre fugus population levels, getting banging would be a good way of going about it. They could just be seeing how Dina and the wider community copes without her "in the field" and if things go somewhat well, then Ellie could be next for the baby train.

Heck, you could even push the cult doing similar (but coz god sed it) as creepy. But you can't honestly tell me some sort of cult wouldn't make multi-person marriages a thing either. You honestly only need to look at the early establishment of the Mormon Faith to see that can pan out shockingly well to those involved in getting your early numbers up.

But y'know, that'd be too subtle a nuance for this trainwreck.

Joel could represent 1 of 2 things: Patriachy and; Hennig's influence on the company.

Joel is the ideal representation of a father figure in the ruined world. He was also the most dominant voice by the end of the first game. So obviously this character needs to die as he is the wrong type of hero in modern day political correctness.

The more likely reason, however, is Dreckmann hating Hennig so much that he had to prove that his stuff was superior. You see this with the black female villian dominating the main character of uncharted in every encounter the player has with her in uncharted 4. A game in which Dreckmann threw out Hennig's script and rewrote. (The prior games had Hennig as the head writer I think). I bet the only reason Ellie survives is due to Dreckmann writing her as a lesbian in the DLC.

Henning had zero involvement in LTOU. She was busy on Uncharted 3.


Did you notice what else the building had? Electric lights. Big ones.

They've completely dropped that this is post-apocalyptic.

Seattle is powered like, 90% by hydro, so staffing one of those and getting it running again wouldn't be impossible and you'd have a whole city to scavenge from. Long term, it's a no-no but for the first few generations after any collapse you'd be dining on the bones left behind.


Oh gosh, she's voiced by none other than my favorite voice actress?

.......I am depressed as ****. Seriously Bailey, how could you go from voicing characters like Lucina, Kaine, Risette, Maka, Chun-Li, Tohru and Catherine to................Abby?

Paycheck's a paycheck.
 
I'd still like some clarification. Is Ellie dying in TLOU2 confirmed or speculation? I've seen the gif of Abby shooting her in the chest but that isn't definitive proof that she dies.

Here's an idea. Let's go into the middle of nowhere, miles from civilisation, like, I dunno, East Antarctica or the Gobi Desert or NW Greenland, or maybe Pitcairn Island, and I'll shoot you in the chest. Let's see how you survive that because gunshot wounds absent modern medical intervention are a death sentence; either quickly from shock and blood loss or slowly from sepsis.

Duh.
 
It's all powered by Abby running an exercise bike connected to a generator. She is the Lightbringer. ALL HAIL.
Honestly, this gives me a kinda cool idea for a sequel where Joel and Ellie stumble upon this warlord electrician during a stressed part of their relationship. The dude calls himself Lucifer, and he is the man that keeps the power alive in this shithole city since he learned from and studied how to manage power lines and even get an old coal plant going with wood/burnables before the fall.

Dude has a cult of personality around him and has gotten rid of his old crew except his most loyal. He kills people via the chair or with a modified cattleprod that he made as his staff of office. The choice, besides attempting to repair your relationship with Ellie, is to let this asshole live when he fucks with you for something you accidentally do that offends him since he's running one of the few safe areas in the world. Or kill him since this guy is more brutal than the Emergency government and he's also fucking with you.
 
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Right...... Weird timing to announce something like this mate.


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New videos popping up and already some are spreading the word fast. Good on many of these YouTubers that have to fight back and warn people about Naughty Dog's bullshit.

We are reaching critical mass here ladies and gentleman. Soon, there will be nowhere on the internet you can go without hearing about these leaks. Unless you live under a rock or are a complete luddite, these leaks will be unavoidable.

I'd still like some clarification. Is Ellie dying in TLOU2 confirmed or speculation? I've seen the gif of Abby shooting her in the chest but that isn't definitive proof that she dies.

As far as we know, Ellie doesn't die, but survives the game to chase after Abby for revenge and abandon her pregnant girlfriend. Though, by all accounts, with the beating she took, she should be dead.
 
far as we know, Ellie doesn't die, but survives the game to chase after Abby for revenge and abandon her pregnant girlfriend. Though, by all accounts, with the beating she took, she should be dead.

Maybe the hormones made the tranny more feminine and compassionate that Ellie wasn't finished off.
 
Here's an idea. Let's go into the middle of nowhere, miles from civilisation, like, I dunno, East Antarctica or the Gobi Desert or NW Greenland, or maybe Pitcairn Island, and I'll shoot you in the chest. Let's see how you survive that because gunshot wounds absent modern medical intervention are a death sentence; either quickly from shock and blood loss or slowly from sepsis.

Duh.

Consider the following: after Abs gets stabbed by Ellie in the leg,she hit her with a punch that would have put Marvin Hagler's chin at serious test and this after headbutting her;Ellie simply get up and go back to hiding

You really believe that ND would not asspull the fact that They both survived with no big consequences?

Now in an Uncharted or any other action game I will have no problem with that,but for a game that pretend to be "realistic"? LOL
 
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Isn't it kind of problematic that they made the trans character voiced by a woman instead of giving it to a trans actor? I have heard woke lords going on about this in the past. I am assuming naughty dog recognized it would be too cringe and annoying to give the actress a trans voice actor.

She got dragged for voicing the black lady in Uncharted (real bad performance imo) but then people just conveniently forgot.

Since she severely lacks in the range department I'm going to laugh if she uses the same voice she used in Saints Row, Gears, etc.
 
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Honestly, this gives me a kinda cool idea for a sequel where Joel and Ellie stumble upon this warlord electrician during a stressed part of their relationship. The dude calls himself Lucifer, and he is the man that keeps the power alive in this shithole city since he learned from and studied how to manage power lines and even get an old coal plant going with wood/burnables before the fall.

Dude has a cult of personality around him and has gotten rid of his old crew except his most loyal. He kills people via the chair or with a modified cattleprod that he made as his staff of office. The choice, besides attempting to repair your relationship with Ellie, is to let this asshole live when he fucks with you for something you accidentally do that offends him since he's running one of the few safe areas in the world. Or kill him since this guy is more brutal than the Emergency government and he's also fucking with you.
There's a series of (originally) 1980s postapocalyptic shlock called "Deathlands", written by a series of authors under the pseudonym James Axler. They've somehow kept it going into 2010s at least, with well over a hundred written. The books are all over the place quality-wise, but most of them still probably better writing than Drunkmann's shit.

Their typical formula btw is what you've described: finding and finally overthrowing some creatively psychotic warlord. And I actually find it rather strange that somebody hasn't tried to turn the series into a computer game yet.
 
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