🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I listened to PPP read the texts and here are the main takeaways from it:
  • Dick "king of chads" sending cringey texts to JLH to "just to bang her." (These texts are too cringey for me to believe it was all an act.)
  • JLH says 80s Girl (80G) secretly recorded her and Dick arguing and 80G showed her privately while trashing Dick. Dick says he "wasn't that drunk."
  • Some cringey introspection by Dick. "Everything I've done was achieved by toppling down others." "I mourn them."
Very gay, but it's Dick so stealing other people's girlfriends and attempting to steal a married woman is uber-chad i guess and not scummy at all *yawn* Ralph is surprisingly getting more shit for this than Jim is. PPP is unafraid to go at Jim and i commend him for it that being said I'm sure Jim is hypersensitive around being used for content by clout-chasers then again he hardly makes any content these days anyways despite having multiple avenues of doing so apart from YouTube.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
Ralph is surprisingly getting more shit for this than Jim is. PPP is unafraid to go at Jim and i commend him for it that being said I'm sure Jim is hypersensitive around being used for content by clout-chasers then again he hardly makes any content these days anyways despite having multiple avenues of doing so apart from YouTube.
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I had the sense Jim was only really participating cause he was bored and kinda got pulled into it by the guy sperging about him on twitter. Ralph is getting shit because he pulls the "I'M OnLy ThE NeUtrAl HoST GuyS" card whenever it's convenient but he had no problem guntshielding Dick while letting everyone gang up on Jesse.

That said, even though I think Dick is unfunny and just a trashcan of a human being who is only decent at giving angry rants and pretending the fucked up things he does to people are a good substitute for a sense of humor a lot of people disagree and he's very popular. I suppose it's good that he's getting so close to Dick. That said, Ethan is a fucking idiot if he doesn't think that Dick won't ritually slaughter him the second it becomes beneficial to him. I don't feel a lick of pity for the people Dick burnt because they were people who had it coming like Maddox or they were too dumb to see what kind of a snake Dick was when they let him get close to them. That doesn't change the fact that he is clearly human garbage with a history of burning literally everyone around him, he even admits this himself. I really wonder if getting more and more involved with Dick is going to work out for Ethan or if he's just going to be another hollowed out corpse that got tossed aside when Dick was done with him.
 
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instythot said:
And yet the League of Exceptional Guntlemen have already started to spin gold out of this hay with horseshit in it.

This bouldering may have backfired critically. How many golden gunts will Dick take home in the next awards season?
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This is seriously some Donga tier shit, I feel like i'm back in 2018 again
 
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say what you will about jim, the first thing he said to dick was about dick's cringy "let me catch you" bullshit. I'm sure if Jim bothered streaming in the last 30 days we would have gotten more than just a few jokes mocking dick's cringy lines. he didn't go hard after him because its pretty well known Dick's a scumbag and to a lot of men, being a homewrecker is cool as shit.

There's a reason the best guy going after Dick is the jesusfreak PPP. he probably looks for boyfriend-free girls between 21-40, that aren't drinkers, smokers, or darkies
 
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2020Suicide said:
say what you will about jim, the first thing he said to dick was about dick's cringy "let me catch you" bullshit. I'm sure if Jim bothered streaming in the last 30 days we would have gotten more than just a few jokes mocking dick's cringy lines. he didn't go hard after him because its pretty well known Dick's a scumbag and to a lot of men, being a homewrecker is cool as shit.
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Jim doesn't strike me as the kind of guy that thinks that Dick going after tied up pussy is cool as shit. At best he probably thinks it's not his business, but i'm 99% sure that if Dick and Jim ended up feuding over something, Jim would hammer dick over the head with how disgusting his obsession with women that are taken is and how pathetic it is that he pretends to be an alpha but he basically acts like one of those soy "male allies" to get pussy.

I'm just waiting for when Dick inevitably stabs Ethan in the back, if Nora was more attractive I wouldn't be surprised if Dick would try to wrap her around his finger just for the hell of it too.
 
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From the Suzy Lu thread.
Did Lindsay Lohan follow Ralph and a bunch of others?
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Jack Awful said:
From the Suzy Lu thread.
Did Lindsay Lohan follow Ralph and a bunch of others?
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i was waiting for someone to bring this up, Lilo is as desperate for cash as your typical clips4sale whore. all it would take is someone offering $400 and she would follow whatever accounts you want. she just follows and mutes and gets easy cash from it. Thats what literally every celeb that offers follows for crowdfunding or cash or anything else does.you don't want some random fucker clogging up your timeline.
 
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2020Suicide said:
i was waiting for someone to bring this up, Lilo is as desperate for cash as your typical clips4sale whore. all it would take is someone offering $400 and she would follow whatever accounts you want. she just follows and mutes and gets easy cash from it. Thats what literally every celeb that offers follows for crowdfunding or cash or anything else does.you don't want some random fucker clogging up your timeline.
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I'm surprised she didn't start an onlyfans like apparently every other of age female in 2020.
 
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I'm surprised she didn't start an onlyfans like apparently every other of age female in 2020.
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she is prideful enough to not go into porn. i don't know much about onlyfans but i don't know of any legitimate actresses on there. its one thing to be a reality show slut on there. its another when you used to star in films released in theaters and was the host on snl and award shows.
 
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2020Suicide said:
say what you will about jim, the first thing he said to dick was about dick's cringy "let me catch you" bullshit.
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For me, the funniest part of those leaks is the "I looked up the word atavistic, and I still don't know what you're getting at"

Dick, the self-professed master of plowing women, has already plowed this woman. Yet he keeps going with this Man of Subtly Erotic Vocabulary act, failing to notice that she's not smart enough for this stuff to have the effect he wants without also providing a plain language version. The display isn't for her; he's writing this way so he can jerk off to his image of himself when he reads the dms in his locked bathroom
 
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For me, the funniest part of those leaks is the "I looked up the word atavistic, and I still don't know what you're getting at"

Dick, the self-professed master of plowing women, has already plowed this woman. Yet he keeps going with this Man of Subtly Erotic Vocabulary act, failing to notice that she's not smart enough for this stuff to have the effect he wants without also providing a plain language version. The display isn't for her; he's writing this way so he can jerk off to his image of himself when he reads the dms in his locked bathroom
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If he just said 'I want to fuck you like an animal' she wouldn't have known he was deep and soulful.
 
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