Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Hoes Mad]

isn't shoving something inside the sigmoid colon potentially dangerous...?

as if a tranny cares about their health in the first place

 

[Corn Flakes]

as if a tranny cares about their health in the first place

That's a Bad Dragon toy. Believe it or not, Bad Dragon's core audience for these things is cisgender gay males (y'know, the standard furry). It just so happens troons share their complete disregard for bowels. A perforated intestine is no joke, kids!

(Turns out, vaginas are far too shallow for most of their toys.)

 

[tamago]

For a second there I thought he was referring to his neovagina as a second butthole... isn't shoving something inside the sigmoid colon potentially dangerous...?

YOU'RE TELLING ME HE'S NOT????

 

[stupid fuck]

oh Dan


thread when?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

oh Dan
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thread when?

This man deserves a thread!

 

[knightlautrec]

oh Dan
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thread when?

Hi Dan. I really liked your latest pics. It just shows off how much of a hulking man you are and explains so much of why you're so autisticly assmad over women. Reality hurts when you've got a manly hogbody and a non functioning gaping wound where your cock used to be.

I'm glad your bot (bought) followers always swarm en masse to like everything. I'm sure they'll give you a buncha little e hearts when you post your inevitable suicide post.

Hmmm, apparently one of the trannies that hate-lurks at this thread went and snitched me to Mandy because... he has nuked his entire Youtube channel. LMAO, is this what trannies do now when they learn I'm prepping a KF post on them, they just nuke their channels? Oh well, nothing of value was lost, it was just videos him "butchering Liszt" and crying to Hurrah For The Riff Raff.

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I wasn't even gonna post about his Youtube channel or his extreme gross videos everywhere else, I was solely gonna go into his Twitter account where the real lolcowery happens. Nope, I am not even referring his pr0n clips, I will spare you those entirely. I am talking about the tweets themselves which are a goldmine. That said, I can't wait to share the post I am prepping with you guys. It is surely the most hilarious post I have ever shared in this thread about a single trannie, no exaggeration. You have never seen so many different strands of troon insanity expressed in a single trannie's Twitter account. Coming soon.

In the mean time, a bunch of mostly HSTS trannies did the "pass the brush challenge" and they all look like glammed up drag queens. I know how many of you love the before-after shots of a trannies with and without make-up from /r/transpassing so these videos are right up your alley:

Black trannies did their own version and it's more body diverse (and hence a more accurate portrayal of what trannies actually look like with and without make-up):

Latin trannies did their own:

2spirits their own:

This is the drag queens' version and it's immensely more creative and diverse than any of the ones you saw above (and it has better music):

Too bad there isn't an AGP edition. Come on AGPs, pass the brush.

Off topic, my personal favourite one was the stunt edition (pass the kick/punch) which was mixed sex.

This only proves that a fuckton of surgery, meitu facetune apps, makeup and being thin is the secret to being attractive as a troon.

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

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This is what he's trying to "hilt".

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https://twitter.com/ella_hollywood/status/1256059288578973696

Ella Hollywood fucking rules so much, not only did he hit the femboi thirst trap lottery where he actually looks like a woman until you blink a few times, he doesn't give a shit about tranny drama and instead he posts exclusively about packing his holes with enormous silicone kaiju cock. His display name is a Chris-chan reference. If every MtF on twitter were like him, this thread would have maxed out at thirty pages.

Also, from egg_irl, probably a troll but still funny.

 

[lololololagain]

Ella Hollywood fucking rules so much, not only did he hit the femboi thirst trap lottery where he actually looks like a woman until you blink a few times, he doesn't give a shit about tranny drama and instead he posts exclusively about packing his holes with enormous silicone kaiju cock. His display name is a Chris-chan reference. If every MtF on twitter were like him, this thread would have maxed out at thirty pages.

Also, from egg_irl, probably a troll but still funny.

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From what I've seen here from them they seem okay, just mentally unwell, like most sex worker trannies are. I can see him detransing once porn fails or he gets tired of the shit. Was it him who admitted he transed out for porn? Or someone else? He just seems like a bisexual guy who loves attention and has issues.

 

[Marche]

From what i've seen here from them seem okay but mentally unwell, but most sex worker trannies are.I can see him detransing once porn fails or he gets tired of the shit. Was it him who admitted he transed out for porn? Or someone else?

Even the most "based" trannies tend to hit that wall where instead of acknowledging its kinda a fetish or most troons are revolting and thats why people hate them, they start making every issue a trans issue and becoming a constant victim while also lashing out at everyone.

But yea from what little seen of them they just like shoving stuff up their ass and not built like a shithouse like most so they have a lot more room to move before they hit the wall.
Also they commissioned one of my friends to draw hentai for them so thats cool I suppose.

 

[Neko GF]

oh Dan
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I'm quite conflicted on whether Dan deserves a thread or not:

On one hand, he certainly stands out from most sideshow troons and has a lot of lolcow traits (mad at the internet, self-important, antagonizes everyone who disagrees with him, delusional, troon, etc.)

On the other hand, he's very predictable and generally only talks and spergs about the same topics (troons, TERFS and himself).

 

[stupid fuck]

I'm quite conflicted on whether Dan deserves a thread or not:

On one hand, he certainly stands out from most sideshow troons and has a lot of lolcow traits (mad at the internet, self-important, antagonizes everyone who disagrees with him, delusional, troon, etc.)

On the other hand, he's very predictable and generally only talks and spergs about the same topics (troons, TERFS and himself).

counterpoint: he tweets every single day and the majority of it is TERF sperging to the point of harassment and seems to enjoy literally flexing on women because he's allowed in their sporting teams. he has a wide-on for his "local TERFs" and i foresee physical confrontation at some point.

additionally: he lurks KF, has screenshotted at least one of my posts to show twitter just how not mad he is, and finding out he's got his very own thread would send his spergery into overdrive.

furthermore, i used to think starting theads on lolcalves would tend to make them shut up and stop embarassing themselves before they evolve into lolcows, but trannies have this inherent desire to become even more belligerently idiotic when they cop a thread because it gives them a special victim status within the trooniverse. Dan the Man is the type who's too used to sniffing his own farts and neovaginal explusions to ever give up on social media.

 

[Neko GF]

counterpoint: he tweets every single day and the majority of it is TERF sperging to the point of harassment and seems to enjoy literally flexing on women because he's allowed in their sporting teams. he has a wide-on for his "local TERFs" and I foresee physical confrontation at some point.

additionally: he lurks KF, has screenshotted at least one of my posts to show twitter just how not mad he is, and finding out he's got his very own thread would send his spergery into overdrive.

furthermore, I used to think starting threads on lolcalves would tend to make them shut up and stop embarrassing themselves before they evolve into lolcows, but trannies have this inherent desire to become even more belligerently idiotic when they cop a thread because it gives them a special victim status within the trooniverse. Dan the Man is the type who's too used to sniffing his own farts and neovaginal explosions to ever give up on social media.

He kind of sounds like a poor man's Zinnia Jones except with more of empathies on his delusion about being a woman and less degeneracy. If Dan does get into a physical confrontation with his local TERFs, assuming he doesn't get a harsh sentence, he would absolutely deserve a thread.

The big reason why I'm not completely sold on the idea of Dan getting his own thread is that he is very repetitive and that there isn't quite enough content on par with other cows who originated from this thread, such as Kevin Gibes and Louis Gagliardi.

 

[Real Mutha For Ya]

A small, but amusing chimpout for those who follow the maniac UK Troon colony.
Chirpy, Scouse Drag Queen Joss Prior has fallen out with Troon ally, 76 year old granny who should know better Maureen Clarke.
From what I can gather from the insanity/Archive, Joshy-boi didn't like Maureen calling men in dresses - erm "men". It seems to have split up the Troon Defective Agency, with Uncle Tony and KateCreature siding with grandma Clarke, and Joshy-boi sperging into the ether with his cretinous followers clapping furiously like demented sea-lions.
I think a bit of lockdown lunacy has gotten to Josh. He's probably imbibing a bad batch of magic mushrooms and cannot indulge in his hobby of installing himself into women's toilets and filiming himself sniffing the sanitary towel bins.
Anyhow, y'all, enjoy.

 

[stupid fuck]

He kind of sounds like a poor man's Zinnia Jones except with more of empathies on his delusion about being a woman and less degeneracy. If Dan does get into a physical confrontation with his local TERFs, assuming he doesn't get a harsh sentence, he would absolutely deserve a thread.

The big reason why I'm not completely sold on the idea of Dan getting his own thread is that he is very repetitive and that there isn't quite enough content on par with other cows who originated from this thread, such as Kevin Gibes and Louis Gagliardi.

all good points. either way, his arrogant dipshittery hits just right

 

[Corn Flakes]

all good points. either way, his arrogant dipshittery hits just right

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I'm genuinely surprised he wasn't immediately shouted down. Sure, there's still a lot of delusion going on but at least it's civil delusion.

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Ella Hollywood fucking rules so much, not only did he hit the femboi thirst trap lottery where he actually looks like a woman until you blink a few times, he doesn't give a shit about tranny drama and instead he posts exclusively about packing his holes with enormous silicone kaiju cock. His display name is a Chris-chan reference. If every MtF on twitter were like him, this thread would have maxed out at thirty pages.

He really reminds me of another one that was documented on here a few years back (sorry I've been wracking my brain trying to remember his name).
Anyway he had the same 'slender twink' look, was very young and naive, and passed somewhat so instantly had a big following in the trans porn world like Ella Holywood, and was in big demand for porn shoots. He also wasn't into the tranny drama and said he was only doing porn to pay for his full surgery.

He got the surgery so obviously wasn't in demand for tranny porn any more, then it turns out the surgery had gone through his neovage and opened up a hole into his intestines, and there was literall shit falling out of his stink ditch.
He then had more surgery and was permanently left with a colostomy bag and part of his lower colon removed, he was in his mid 20s.
The two are eerily similar, I hope he doesn't get the surgery too

EDIT: His name was 'Sienna Grace'

I'd rather not imagine it because I know how that that story goes. (If you don't know who this is, Sienna Grace is a trans former porn actress whose story has been a downhill roll with all these terrible experiences with an SRS vaginoplasty, fistulas, ileostomy and complications. The kind of person that the SJW trans activists like Zinnia Jones would like to hide under a rock, never to be mentioned again.)

He appears to have scrubbed his YT of all the videos about how terrible his SRS went and all the depressing suicidal shit he had on there.

Sienna Grace

My name is Sienna Grace, and I don't know what I'm doing. Watch me =) Cars / Life / Art Twitter: @SiennaGraceShow My Site: https://sienna.vegas/ Ebay Store: ...

www.youtube.com

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Ella Hollywood fucking rules so much, not only did he hit the femboi thirst trap lottery where he actually looks like a woman until you blink a few times, he doesn't give a shit about tranny drama and instead he posts exclusively about packing his holes with enormous silicone kaiju cock. His display name is a Chris-chan reference. If every MtF on twitter were like him, this thread would have maxed out at thirty pages.

Nothing makes trannies madder than a feminine boy being upbeat and light about being a colossal feminine whore, because they will never be. I knew one guy who had the closest thing I've ever seen to a hentai boipucci, but he oiled and shaved and massaged 3 hours a day, just to have a representable butthole. If these manly men spent half of that time shaving and studying fashion they might actually pass as well.

I'm really looking forward to the de-transitioning period a few years from now, when the current "hot trannies" in their mid-20s start to realize they can't keep going like this, and the only ones who'll come out on top are the femboys of yesteryear who just go "i had a wild start to my life lmao" as they marry a hot woman who is into feminine yet confident guys. And the trannies will be hanging from the ceiling, frothing at the mouth, realizing they spent their life trying to combatant a guy who was riding dicks and enjoying life instead.

 

[Banditotron]

Nothing makes trannies madder than a feminine boy being upbeat and light about being a colossal feminine whore, because they will never be. I knew one guy who had the closest thing I've ever seen to a hentai boipucci, but he oiled and shaved and massaged 3 hours a day, just to have a representable butthole. If these manly men spent half of that time shaving and studying fashion they might actually pass as well.

I'm really looking forward to the de-transitioning period a few years from now, when the current "hot trannies" in their mid-20s start to realize they can't keep going like this, and the only ones who'll come out on top are the femboys of yesteryear who just go "i had a wild start to my life lmao" as they marry a hot woman who is into feminine yet confident guys. And the trannies will be hanging from the ceiling, frothing at the mouth, realizing they spent their life trying to combatant a guy who was riding dicks and enjoying life instead.

Ultimately, I consider the idea that men can be feminine prissy faggots without having to be trans or gay, and that women can be masculine butch tomboys without having to be trans or lesbo, to be an actually good potential outcome of placing less importance on gender roles.
That is to say, society being able to acknowledge that it doesn't matter how masculine or feminine you are, you're still the sex you are. Also, gay dudes and gay chicks not feeling pressured to act differently to fit into or avoid stereotypes associated their sexuality.

But nah, trannies are here, so now gender and gender roles and shit are more important and rigid than I've ever seen in my lifetime.

 

[Puddleduck]

Ultimately, I consider the idea that men can be feminine prissy faggots without having to be trans or gay, and that women can be masculine butch tomboys without having to be trans or lesbo, to be an actually good potential outcome of placing less importance on gender roles.
That is to say, society being able to acknowledge that it doesn't matter how masculine or feminine you are, you're still the sex you are. Also, gay dudes and gay chicks not feeling pressured to act differently to fit into or avoid stereotypes associated their sexuality.

But nah, trannies are here, so now gender and gender roles and shit are more important and rigid than I've ever seen in my lifetime.

Yeah man, what's even the point in transitioning these days? Even some "cishet" men wear makeup and no-one gives a shit. Wear a skirt? Sure, you might get funny looks, but no worse than wearing clown clothes. Date anothet man? Virtually a non issue nowadays. You can basically "live like a woman" without needing to transition, and yet ugly middle aged men decide to chase a rainbow...

 

[Neko GF]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/gd8yc5/im_so_happy_i_had_a_boy_and_not_a_girl/ (Archive)