Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Toohottotrot]

What Werid is the oversharing?

 

[Vol yoom us]

All receipts are below in the videos. They cover the grifting, the changing ailments, the various claims of abuse against others as well as the attack on Brittany Simon because of a supposed sexual assault. The focus is not on BDSM in the videos. She doesn't just malinger she attempts to use the law to get revenge on anyone who "wrongs" her. On the same day she voluntarily moved out of my home (7 weeks before the moveout date I gave her of 4/30) she was already posting on a private discord that she was "homeless" and that she had escaped a sex trafficker. She also claimed she would be living in a tent with her dog (to guilt people into donating on her gofundme).

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She switches back to referring to herself in the first person "I" and as a "system" of identities so she calls herself "we". It is very confusing and seems to come and go depending on who is around. Whenever she is caught doing something like this she will delete social media, create a new username and start all over again. She will also claim she is being attacked (threatened with doxxing or stalkers) and to be fearful for her safety or the safety of her family. She NEEDS to be seen as a victim. On 3/12 (the same day she tried to get money out of me to drop the false charges) she made this post on discord after I told her I would not be giving her any money and that the police had advised me to have charges filed against her for filing a false report. She was charged with extortion and filing a false police report on 3/13.

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She also claims to have an "active open case" against me with the National Trafficking Hotline. I called them and proved that not only was that a lie but there is no such thing as a "case" with the trafficking hotline.

Well I fell down a rabbit hole of crazy bitch. Yikes.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

Popping in to check on Ellen, y’all will be delighted to know that her butthole has been bleeding for several weeks.

The reason? Pretzels.

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...she’s really fucking weird man.

Wait, she doesn’t use her wheelchair at Target bc they... put her in the shopping cart???????? Is she a toddler?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Popping in to check on Ellen, y’all will be delighted to know that her butthole has been bleeding for several weeks.

The reason? Pretzels.

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...she’s really fucking weird man.

Thanks for the update, I couldn't recall her IG handle.

I thought she was due for another surgery with the Dr. Shipman of spines.


I'm sorry but the butthole bleeding supposedly from pretzels makes me think of two situations involving Eric Cartman.
Jesus tap dancing christ, this girl.

Wait, she doesn’t use her wheelchair at Target bc they... put her in the shopping cart???????? Is she a toddler?

She gets off on any and all attention she gets and her parents cater to it in the worst way.

 

[howmanypizzas69]

Wait, she doesn’t use her wheelchair at Target bc they... put her in the shopping cart???????? Is she a toddler?

She previously did “tummy time” on a zebra blanket in the middle of the airport so maybe?

 

[iluvmylife]

S-J dedicating her day to Saint Jaquie with a tribute video.
*its a hard day...S-J rambles and claims she was closer to Jaq than she is her own family
*Jaq was an inspiration
*shes thought about her every single day.
*more rambling and then a maniacal laugh through tears of all the “memories.”
*claims Jaq never wanted pity
*S-J just wants to make sure her memories live on
*more crying

https://youtu.be/Ce9KtZcVlQg

S-J you better step up your game...now you have the port it’s time to munch a few more rings up the ladder so you can be at your idols level.

 

[howmanypizzas69]

@Dorsia.Reservation she had surgery again in early March, here she is with the good doctor himself on March 9th:


Gotta accessorize your neck brace with tiny stuffed animals!

I get bored of reading her incomprehensible rambling captions so i might’ve missed something but it seems like after this latest slice n dice she can feel her feet more, but is having increasingly bad neck and head pain, numbness, and gagging/trouble swallowing. Completely unsurprising. Fucking with your spinal cord: just say no!

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

@Dorsia.Reservation she had surgery again in early March, here she is with the good doctor himself on March 9th:
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Gotta accessorize your neck brace with tiny stuffed animals!

I get bored of reading her incomprehensible rambling captions so i might’ve missed something but it seems like after this latest slice n dice she can feel her feet more, but is having increasingly bad neck and head pain, numbness, and gagging/trouble swallowing. Completely unsurprising. Fucking with your spinal cord: just say no!

Thanks for the info.

This continues to be horrifying.

And the fact her parents continue to financially fund the butchering of their daughter without question and seemingly believe he is the only doctor who can work on their daughter just floors me.

She only gets worse/gains new horrible complications with each surgery.

 

[Dusk]

Faking seizures might be exhausting. But have you ever bitten off your tongue, you daft little cunt? Real epilepsy sucks for people, it's infantilizing to a degree. There's no driving, sometimes can't be left alone, sometimes you bite a piece of your tongue off when you have a seizure in your sleep. The medications aren't something that excite you, they come with heavy side effects. It's a miserable, sad disease and faking it is disgusting, and hard-core cringe. Keep making the seizure faking videos and I will keep archiving them.

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Oh, come on. This is just lazy. Google "postictal state" and that's what comes up on Wikipedia, almost verbatim. At least pretend you're one of the special snowflakes that feel high afterwards, like Dostoyevsky, or Socrates, or Caesar.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I am interested!

Well just between us farmers

Spoiler: More tales from the crypt

This bitch actually looked like the crypt keeper btw, face and hair both—

I will say Seizure Sally really probably did have something wrong with her mentally. Meth or coke habit maybe—she just had that really twitchy air to her. I’ve seen her vacuuming before, and I swear it looked like she was handling a dog on a leash running after a squirrel. I should also mention the execs passed out energy pills from time to time (a shitty but regular practice in housekeeping) and despite her MANY proclaimed allergies, specifically to medicines, that nobody fucking asked her about, she would never pass those up. So if anything was wrong with her, it was a drug problem and severe ADD—Attention Deficiency Disorder.

Anyways: One day we got a new girl with bad asthma (which btw made housekeeping a terrible choice for her, she had to quit within a couple weeks but she was a VERY sweet girl while she was there). Now her arrival meant bad news for Seizure Sally. Her arrival meant people were actually concerned for her and giving her accommodations so she could work without getting an attack, meanwhile Sally was getting very jealous.

Miss Sally insisted on being buddy buddy with the new girl, which was a hilariously desperate attempt since housekeeping is for the most part solo work and there’s little time to interact with your other coworkers. At lunch and breaks she would seat herself right next to the poor uncomfortable new girl and go on about how she has three different foods she’s allergic to that will KILL her immediately if she eats them (eggs was one of them, hello Amberlynn Reid, I forgot the other two); how she had horrible asthma until high school (???) and it got so bad one time that she woke up, and I quote, on the FLOOR in the nurse’s office after passing out in the gym; how it’s such a pain to be in the hospital all the time and she’d sooo much rather be at work with us and doctors can be so cruel you know??? Sprinkled with a bunch of fake TMI’s and bragging about how she’s in the nursing program at her college (LMAOO), the new girl quickly caught on that she was full of shit and avidly began avoiding her. It may have been New Girl ditching Sally to hang out with the rest of us on breaks that pushed Sally to her next stunt.

One day, New Girl had an asthma attack. It was nothing bad at all; she couldn’t handle all the dust and was sent home. She didn’t return for about a week—Sally’s time to shine.

Towards the end of the day all the girls who finished the rooms on their board would go to help the girls that were still working in their rooms. Now, Sally’s peculiarity was that on any given day she was either the first one done, or the very last. This was one of those very last one done days. I speculate she worked slow on purpose to ensure she could get all the girls in a room with her, because she needed an audience for what she was going to (fail to) do.

Everybody’s working hard, joking around with each other, that nice, light, end-of-the-day mood. Not for Sally. Sally starts her show by walking around in a trance, bumping into nightstands and walls now and then, probably waiting for someone to ask her if she’s okay. We notice immediately of course, but most of us just roll our eyes and keep on our business.

Not good enough. In the bathroom, Sally begins making noises. These noises sound like an anime character making that surprised gasp sound (yknow those CalebCity vines? just like that but even more exaggerated, and over and over again). I was on my knees tucking a bed at the time and had to hold myself against the frame because I was laughing so hard, so another coworker, through laughter herself, called out “Sally? You okay?”

Then we heard a flop. No, not a crash, but a flop. Nobody had to guess what was going on. Well, actually we thought it was another fake seizure but really she had just pretended to pass out—with her head right by the bottom of the toilet, which is the GROSSEST part of a toilet, that she clearly hadn’t cleaned yet. I’ll admit to you, I believed her for a second just because I couldn’t imagine anyone in their right mind choosing to “pass out” there of all places, but you could clearly see her blinking and breathing normally.

Sadly, despite her brave efforts, Sally did not get the reaction she was expecting. My former trainer sent me and a slightly newer coworker to go start the next room, and when my coworker asked what we should do about Sally, the trainer replied, “She’ll get up eventually.”

Idk what happened after that because I went home once we finished the beds but what I do know is (after taking the next day off, probably out of embarrassment) Sally was FURIOUS with us. Even after the new girl came back, her bigger stunts came to a stop for a while and the only thing we got was some over exaggerative medical complaints now and then to go home early. Sally and her attention endeavors had been subdued...for now.

So I guess the moral of the story is, munchies get very aggravated when people refuse to give them attention and the results are very funny.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

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I unironically hopes she gets an actually brain injury beyond being a narcissistic tard. Rate me MOTI. I don't give a fuck.

I had seizures as a kid, and was medicated for years. I'd kill to have my short term memory back.

 

[I hate children?]

Has Sarah Grace been posted here yet ? A little random and I am sure this person is a member here or lurks but this makes me appreciate Kiwi Farms even more .When it isn't the blogging it's IFGW getting shitted up again by someone who got offended at someone laughing about I'm_still_here_sgb posting a picture with her nether regions not shaved .

 

[doubter4life]

Morgan is now getting a foam collar or what some might say, a fancy version of the airplane neck pillow. It’s almost like when you fall asleep straight up, your neck slumps over. I’m sure she’s had this condition since she was a toddler just like she had trouble sleeping as a baby

Morgan’s posts are a living example of why kids shouldn’t abuse prescription pills. She’s lost her damn mind

 

[Moronic Spletonic]

So AgonyAutie did a live.
For the people who want to see it.

 

[I hate children?]

Kiwi Farms got love from IFGW from Analise's biggest fan/whiteknight . 5 months of Reddit and their account is 95% all Analise defending or posts on IF and IFGW telling them they need psychiatric help or telling them they are all horrible people who aren't educated enough to know what they are talking about .

In the last few weeks there has been several people complaining about how terrible people here are as they justify themselves only posting to IFGW and IF to backstab and gossip about people. Do people like this really not know that IFGW gets it's information here all the time and vise versa or that people there are members here and that IFGW is the same thing as this particular thread only they have a few rules not practiced here ?
I have to laugh about some people on IFGW acting sanctimonious and trying to pat themselves on the back for being hypocrites .

 

[Snusmumriken]

Kiwi Farms got love from IFGW from Analise's biggest fan/whiteknight . 5 months of Reddit and their account is 95% all Analise defending or posts on IF and IFGW telling them they need psychiatric help or telling them they are all horrible people who aren't educated enough to know what they are talking about .

In the last few weeks there has been several people complaining about how terrible people here are as they justify themselves only posting to IFGW and IF to backstab and gossip about people. Do people like this really not know that IFGW gets it's information here all the time and vise versa or that people there are members here and that IFGW is the same thing as this particular thread only they have a few rules not practiced here ?
I have to laugh about some people on IFGW acting sanctimonious and trying to pat themselves on the back for being hypocrites .

Become a joke?

 

[Nuts with Guts]

Either I am drunk, or Ihatechildren is drunk, because I have read that post 3 times and still can't figure out how to parse it.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Either I am drunk, or Ihatechildren is drunk, because I have read that post 3 times and still can't figure out how to parse it.

You’re not drunk. The only thing I understood was the screenshot about kiwi farms being a bunch of dumb meanies

 

[I hate children?]

Either I am drunk, or Ihatechildren is drunk, because I have read that post 3 times and still can't figure out how to parse it.

It is a post sharing something on IFGW from Reddit about someone who thinks this site is a shit hole full of gossiping assholes. The person complaining about KF does the same thing on Reddit that people do here but they don't see the hypocrisy of their own behavior. They don't grasp that the people on IFGW are also members here and that KF isn't any worse than IFGW .

Same person who posted that joined Reddit to ball people out over posting about Analise as well as criticizing people who post here ,IF and IFGW . After raising hell about people discussing subjects faking illness they started posting on the Reddit subs to also talk badly about subjects she doesn't like .

I shared it here because there is a debate about if the op of the comments I shared is actually Analise or another subject on KF,IFGW and IF . It is amusing that whoever it is isn't any better than the people she is criticizing here or the people she keeps correcting on Reddit.

English is my second language and I'm sorry for not properly wording my posts.

 

[FeminaBarbata]

It is a post sharing something on IFGW from Reddit about someone who thinks this site is a shit hole full of gossiping assholes. The person complaining about KF does the same thing on Reddit that people do here but they don't see the hypocrisy of their own behavior. They don't grasp that the people on IFGW are also members here and that KF isn't any worse than IFGW .

Same person who posted that joined Reddit to ball people out over posting about Analise as well as criticizing people who post here ,IF and IFGW . After raising hell about people discussing subjects faking illness they started posting on the Reddit subs to also talk badly about subjects she doesn't like .

I shared it here because there is a debate about if the op of the comments I shared is actually Analise or another subject on KF,IFGW and IF . It is amusing that whoever it is isn't any better than the people she is criticizing here or the people she keeps correcting on Reddit.

English is my second language and I'm sorry for not properly wording my posts.

I've noticed that, actually, and not just from that poster. There are many who pat themselves on the back and feel better about themselves because although they say the exact same things we do here, they somehow are "better" because they do not post on KF. Like you said, they don't realise the hypocrisy of literally saying the same kinds of things, in the same ways. No, they're not better, but they sure like to think they are!

Now let me go back to my gossiping and pointing and laughing at all these munchies, and let me (jokingly) say, hey, we're better, at least we don't pretend we aren't being mean!