Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Kosher Salt]

Who said they all participated in caretaking? Proof of claim?

You. Here.

37.4% of children means MORE THAN 50% of adults BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE THAN ONE CARETAKER. 37.4% x 1.5 caretakers (average) = 56.1% of adults

So according to you, your 5 or 6 little rats (I think? I can't keep track of how quickly you vermin breed) have 7.5 to 9 adult caretakers. Because according to you there's an average of 1.5 caretakers per child, and you're too fucking dumb to realize that this would mean that 100% of children would have 150% of adults, which is 50% more adults than even exist. Idiot.

Also you mean adult caretakers, not adults. That would be even more stupid.

 

[Skipjack]

I haven't posted on the forums in quite of while but the recent pages of this thread have piqued my interest.

I don't know if someone's written in detail about this yet, but Melinda's brand of "Judaism" baffles me. I want to first point out that she quoted from the Book of Hebrews a few pages ago which, despite the name, isn't even Jewish scripture. It's only found in the New Testament. So that's the first red flag, among other Messianic talk (what on earth is the Third Kingdom??).
Second, I don't know a single Jewish person, from reform to ultraorthodox, who references Torah this, Torah that, quite the way Melinda does. Jewish law is based on numerous interpretations that have been evolving for thousands of years and are rarely direct interpretations of the original text.
Third, I've only heard "Elohim" and "YHWH" used casually by obscure Christian sects/cults. It's not considered proper in Judaism.

While writing this I went back some more and found out she's part of the Netzarim. They believe in Jesus as the Messiah. So they're Christians. They believe in literally the most major thing that separates Jews and Christians.

Tldr; she's basically LARPing.

 

[Spergichu]

I haven't posted on the forums in quite of while but the recent pages of this thread have piqued my interest.

I don't know if someone's written in detail about this yet, but Melinda's brand of "Judaism" baffles me. I want to first point out that she quoted from the Book of Hebrews a few pages ago which, despite the name, isn't even Trump's Chosen scripture. It's only found in the New Testament. So that's the first red flag, among other Messianic talk (what on earth is the Third Kingdom??).
Second, I don't know a single Trump's Chosen person, from reform to ultraorthodox, who references Torah this, Torah that, quite the way Melinda does. Trump's Chosen law is based on numerous interpretations that have been evolving for thousands of years and are rarely direct interpretations of the original text.
Third, I've only heard "Elohim" and "YHWH" used casually by obscure Christian sects/cults. It's not considered proper in Judaism.

While writing this I went back some more and found out she's part of the Netzarim. They believe in Jesus as the Messiah. So they're Christians. They believe in literally the most major thing that separates Trump's Chosen People and Christians.

Tldr; she's basically LARPing.

In the hopes of Melinda actually spending time raising her brood and not spend it making an ass of herself online (Very , I know), I'll go ahead and write her response for her.

Proof of said accusations? Educate yourself before replying to me, pagan. Torah.

God, you could write a Melinda chatbot and not know the difference between it and the real thing.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

God, you could write a Melinda chatbot and not know the difference between it and the real thing.

Thanks for the idea lol

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

You. Here.

So according to you, your 5 or 6 little rats (I think? I can't keep track of how quickly you vermin breed) have 7.5 to 9 adult caretakers. Because according to you there's an average of 1.5 caretakers per child, and you're too fucking dumb to realize that this would mean that 100% of children would have 150% of adults, which is 50% more adults than even exist. Idiot.

Also you mean adult caretakers, not adults. That would be even more stupid.

I never said tht. You're making up stories.

Your math is incorrect.

I haven't posted on the forums in quite of while but the recent pages of this thread have piqued my interest.

I don't know if someone's written in detail about this yet, but Melinda's brand of "Judaism" baffles me. I want to first point out that she quoted from the Book of Hebrews a few pages ago which, despite the name, isn't even Trump's Chosen scripture. It's only found in the New Testament. So that's the first red flag, among other Messianic talk (what on earth is the Third Kingdom??).
Second, I don't know a single Trump's Chosen person, from reform to ultraorthodox, who references Torah this, Torah that, quite the way Melinda does. Trump's Chosen law is based on numerous interpretations that have been evolving for thousands of years and are rarely direct interpretations of the original text.
Third, I've only heard "Elohim" and "YHWH" used casually by obscure Christian sects/cults. It's not considered proper in Judaism.

While writing this I went back some more and found out she's part of the Netzarim. They believe in Jesus as the Messiah. So they're Christians. They believe in literally the most major thing that separates Trump's Chosen People and Christians.

Tldr; she's basically LARPing.

That's a really uneducated attempt at writing a survey of Netzarim Judaism. You obviously haven't been following the thread either.

I'm not doing your homework for you though.

Strike one.

How does one with supposedly such good grades end up as a complete fucking moron? I’d ask for your money back since you obviously came out of school completely uneducated.

Try it again, and come back when you can make a cohesive and educated argument.

Copying stuff I said to you first makes you a poser. Get your own material.

You can be an absolute stupid cunt and pass a class with good grades solely by turning in assignments. It’s also clear that you’re the one that doesn’t understand stats since you can’t actually interpret anything that website said and apply it to real life. Plusyou felt the need to add that you got an A in the class.
(Where’s your proof for your claim?)

does anyone else find it ironic that Linda cries for proof but never gives us any?

Proof of WHAT is the difference

The stupidty level of you people. Just WOW

If she knows her way with her tongue good enough, an easy A in any class in possible.
But I doubt she does, probably just gave blowjobs to old, desperate, touch-starved professors.

I took a screenshot of that. Just in case I decide to sue again for false libel of unchastity

It did, but it seems you've missed it. Have a nice day.

That's a cop out. Your rambling had NO point.

1. Leisure studies is literally just a different term for parks and rec
2. Getting an A in a 100-level class isn't impressive.
3. Prove your grades. Don't pull a Chris-Chan honor roll thing on us.

I don't have to prove my personal life

The A wasn't to impress. It serves to point out I understood the material.

If she knows her way with her tongue good enough, an easy A in any class in possible.
But I doubt she does, probably just gave blowjobs to old, desperate, touch-starved professors.

I took a screenshot of that. Just in case I decide to sue again for false statements / libel of unchastity

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I took a screenshot of that. Just in case I decide to sue again for false statements / libel of unchastity

Why did you need to quote me twice lmao

Sixth lawsuit when?

EDIT: I notice you also sent the same fucking message twice kek

Keep saying shit so I can make my Melinda response generating bot though

 

[White Baby]

I took a screenshot of that. Just in case I decide to sue again for false statements / libel of unchastity

Sure, Linda, cause that worked so well the last time you did it.

 

[Skipjack]

That's a really uneducated attempt at writing a survey of Netzarim Judaism. You obviously haven't been following the thread either.

I'm not doing your homework for you though.

Strike one.

I'm only calling it as I sees it

 

[White Baby]

I'm only calling it as I sees it

There is a legit denomination (Messianics or Messianic "Judaism") that practices a mixing of Jěwish tradition and belief in Jesus (whom they call Yeshua most of the time) but they're all mostly Jęws or converts who can barely agree on which holidays to celebrate and how to keep kosher. "Netzarim" is a sublayer of this that almost nobody uses because it's similar to the already established Nazarene denomination which has nothing to do with Jêws. Linda is definitely an outlier by their standards, although she might be at home with the freaky deaky UK group who're white supremacists under a different banner.

 

[Spergichu]

Say Melinda, how would one go about joining your autismo cult sect of Judaism? Not anyone particularly from the Farms, but just your Average Joe looking for a place to belong and creed to follow.

 

[lamp]

I never said tht. You're making up stories.

Your math is incorrect.

Just like 37.4% of children means MORE THAN 50% of adults BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE THAN ONE CARETAKER. 37.4% x 1.5 caretakers (average) = 56.1% of adults

Some children have 3 or 4 caretakers in the same house. That's why the average falls around 1.5. DUH

I cannot believe that you’re genuinely that dumb, Melinda. j'espère vraiment que vos enfants ne se révèlent pas être aussi mauvais en mathématiques que tu.

The A wasn't to impress. It serves to point out I understood the material.

you clearly didn’t understand the material because we’ve all proven that your math and those statistics as false. Like I said, you can be dumber than Marshall Castersen and still pass the class.

 

[White Baby]

Dyscalculia sufferer says what?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's 49 million parents in ONE YEAR,dummy. And when the average is around 49 million each years while it rotates to different parents each year it equates to MOST

Just like 37.4% of children means MORE THAN 50% of adults BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE THAN ONE CARETAKER. 37.4% x 1.5 caretakers (average) = 56.1% of adults

The person that is a "dummy" is you Melinda I linked the actual government document with the actual numbers and calculated it out for people such as yourself with low IQ's.. You're a terrible parent. Stop trying to justify it, it just makes you look worse.

She can't edit her posts. No lolcow who makes an account can as to preserve their sperging in case they decide to edit what they say.

Some can, such as Brad Watson

1. Leisure studies is literally just a different term for parks and rec
2. Getting an A in a 100-level class isn't impressive.
3. Prove your grades. Don't pull a Chris-Chan honor roll thing on us.

Her University was just a diploma mill. It's why it's ranked so low in the world.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Don't you have a pig you should he breastfeeding.
And a book to be writing.
As well as a paper.
And preparing the curriculum for your home school courses assuming you teach em and don't just plop them in front of a tablet

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Don't you have a pig you should he breastfeeding.
And a book to be writing.
As well as a paper.
And preparing the curriculum for your home school courses assuming you teach em and don't just plop them in front of a tablet

Not at this hour of night. And the baby is sleeping

The person that is a "dummy" is you Melinda I linked the actual government document with the actual numbers and calculated it out for people such as yourself with low IQ's.. You're a terrible parent. Stop trying to justify it, it just makes you look worse.


Some can, such as Brad Watson


Her University was just a diploma mill. It's why it's ranked so low in the world.

Your math was wrong

George Mason University is an excellent school and has a great reputation all over the USA, and especially the DC metropolitan area. GMU graduates get hired quickly

 

[lamp]

GMU graduates get hired quickly

That doesn’t mean the students were hired into good jobs, though. Even if a student gets hired by Maccy D’s they still count it. It’s basic economics, Melinda.

George Mason University is an excellent school and has a great reputation all over the USA

Are you sure about that

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not at this hour of night. And the baby is sleeping







Your math was wrong

George Mason University is an excellent school and has a great reputation all over the USA, and especially the DC metropolitan area. GMU graduates get hired quickly

Go onto that government site I linked and recalculate i than. The only person who believes you here is Andrew. You should also let that sink in.

That doesn’t mean the students were hired into good jobs, though. Even if a student gets hired by Maccy D’s they still count it. It’s basic economics, Melinda.

Diploma mill students always get hired quickly. Why? It's because it's easier to fire them when they can't do the job because of lack of training or knowledge.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

That doesn’t mean the students were hired into good jobs, though. Even if a student gets hired by Maccy D’s they still count it. It’s basic economics, Melinda.

The types of jobs available in the DC metropolitan area are high paying and high quality. The national and international jobs are quality too. They post many examples on alumni pages.

I'm not into University bragging though. Any education is better than none

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Not at this hour of night. And the baby is sleeping



Your math was wrong

George Mason University is an excellent school and has a great reputation all over the USA, and especially the DC metropolitan area. GMU graduates get hired quickly

It ain't even midnight in Virginia, if you've got the dedication and you have the time, you should be working. The night is a pretty apt time for a person like who who's got pig-children you pump out on a yearly basis

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

That doesn’t mean the students were hired into good jobs, though. Even if a student gets hired by Maccy D’s they still count it. It’s basic economics, Melinda.



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Are you sure about that

81% because they are taking students from the DC metropolitan area. They have the nations most educated high schoolers that feed into GMU. The schools in DC metropolitan area are rigorous and full of parents that pay for private tutors and extra curriculars

It ain't even midnight in Virginia, if you've got the dedication and you have the time, you should be working. The night is a pretty apt time for a person like who who's got pig-children you pump out on a yearly basis

Not at 5 weeks post partum. I'm still recovering.
I'm just sitting here farting around on the internet waiting for my toddler to give in and go to sleep so I can finally take a shower