Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

Just finished reading all this thread.
Holy shit. I wonder if my gf is aware of how much of a douche this onion dude is.
like seriously, why would you eat your pet turtle?
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anyways, now to find out how to get my girlfriend out of this shitty emo cult.
 
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Oglooger said:
Just finished reading all this thread.
Holy shit. I wonder if my gf is aware of how much of a douche this onion dude is.
like seriously, why would you eat your pet turtle?
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anyways, now to find out how to get my girlfriend out of this shitty emo cult.
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I was following the Onision drama back when the turtle stuff happened and I don't remember him or his childbride ever saying something about eating the turtle. He left it in a bin outside and it died from either a lack of oxygen or heat exhaustion but he didn't eat it. Doesn't make it less fucked up though.
 
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Thranduil said:
I was following the Onision drama back when the turtle stuff happened and I don't remember him or his childbride ever saying something about eating the turtle. He left it in a bin outside and it died from either a lack of oxygen or heat exhaustion but he didn't eat it. Doesn't make it less fucked up though.
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I think there was a picture of the dead turtle in a bowl or something. I can't remember very well, but I think it was posted earlier in the thread.
 
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voiceguy said:
Not to steal The Knife's thunder, but I'm strongly tempted to buy this book and do an oral reading for you all, just so we can rejoice in the glorious badness of it. After all, what could be more entertaining than the semi-autobigraphical rantings of a guy who is sick enough to film his girlfriend having an amnesiac seizure (possibly either a stroke or an overdose) instead of calling 911?

How about it? Anyone interested in hearing some painful "literature" (and I use that word in a sense not usually applied to it)?

EDIT: Actually the response to this five star review seems to sum up Onision's writing and lifestyle in four succinct words:
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Please do.
 
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Zorceror44 said:
I think there was a picture of the dead turtle in a bowl or something. I can't remember very well, but I think it was posted earlier in the thread.
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That's not his turtle though. Google "turtle soup" and it's the seventh image to pop up.
here's Onsions turtle (lovingly placed by him in a garbage bin)
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here's the turtle in a bowl pic in Onision's ED
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meowsoew said:
oddly enough i recently started digging into onision because of his and someguy827's internet fight (thought someguy might be worth a thread here). anyway, apparently the book gets really fucked up, like child abuse, gang-rape, school shooting, forced miscarriage levels of fucked up. at least that's the according to someguy's review of it.

also onision handling criticism with grace and tact:

edit: just read this on tumblr post for those who want to read the thing "You can read it for free with a KindleUnlimited trial but it will only allow you to copy/paste 10% of it." @voiceguy not sure if it's to late but hope it helps
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I wanna give that guy a swirlie.
 
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Zorceror44 said:
I think there was a picture of the dead turtle in a bowl or something. I can't remember very well, but I think it was posted earlier in the thread.
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Thranduil said:
I'll post these just in case any of you wonder what he looks like without his greasy bieber hair.
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First picture looks like he belongs as some minor character in Jojo.
second picture, he looks like a total faggot.
 
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Oglooger said:
First picture looks like he belongs as some minor character in Jojo.
second picture, he looks like a total faggot.
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First one looks more like a couple furry lol-cows to me thanks to his hairstyle (Jonathan Niehaus and Dragoneer *respectively a man wanting to shag a dog and a man who is lazy web admin). Greasy Bieber hair or not, he still looks like a lol-cow.
 
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c-no said:
First one looks more like a couple furry lol-cows to me thanks to his hairstyle (Jonathan Niehaus and Dragoneer *respectively a man wanting to shag a dog and a man who is lazy web admin). Greasy Bieber hair or not, he still looks like a lol-cow.
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He also reminds me of a lolcow @Wolfenmaus and I brought up in the personal lolcow thread.
Now that I think of it, Onision is an older grease who managed to get popular
 
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