Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Wow - she's desperately trying to rebrand herself by going for a completely different viewer group. From what I have seen, the gigantic fatties are really popular on TikTok with young Asian kids so she's trying to hook them there and bring them back to her YT channel. This is the most effort she's put into anything for ages and it totally blows apart all her bullshit 'muh mentals/anxietee/duhpression excuses. Obviously all it takes is the threat of reduced dollars to spur ol' fatass into action. Too little too late though - there's nothing interesting about a 30 year old hippo desperately trying to act like a teen.
 
From what I have seen, the gigantic fatties are really popular on TikTok with young Asian kids so she's trying to hook them there and bring them back to her YT channel.
Lmao what, why?

Kind of makes me think of a story from a friend about how they took a school trip to china and all the locals were shocked and wanted pictures with the 6 foot tall black student cause they'd never seen a black person/someone so tall.

Is it like that?
 
IF she's pissed off at D & D because they DARED do something with people other than her... that is so frigging narc, not to mention disgustingly immature. People are allowed to have more than one group of friends & the "permission" of any friend is not required to have any sort of relationship with other friends.
 
IF she's pissed off at D & D because they DARED do something with people other than her... that is so frigging narc, not to mention disgustingly immature. People are allowed to have more than one group of friends & the "permission" of any friend is not required to have any sort of relationship with other friends.
Not to mention, she's been going on about how she's too afraid to touch an Amazon box, and how other people are going out, and she's just not ok with that. Are D&D supposed to be mind readers and know that she won't touch things from out of the house, or go out and mingle in the general population, UNLESS it's to glom on to her ex, her ex's fiance and people THEY know outside of their friendship with Amber and the non-entity otherwise known as Amber's girlfriend, Becky?
 
Lmao what, why?

Kind of makes me think of a story from a friend about how they took a school trip to china and all the locals were shocked and wanted pictures with the 6 foot tall black student cause they'd never seen a black person/someone so tall.

Is it like that?

That nasty fatty GlitterandLazers has over 5 million followers on TikTok. Most of them are asian teens.
 
Cow crossover, even though she doesn't officially have a thread Sagi is still definitely a Lolcow.

The other day in Sagi's live people were trying to get her to come at Amberlynn by saying she was talking about her. This never happened of course.

If I was the same weight as her I would kill myself

Shawty is a dainty 300 fucking pounds :story:
 
I sort of agree because 300 lbs is fixable to return to a normal weight and look normal. At 500 lbs, it's a lost cause, even if you do somehow lose hundreds of pounds you'll look like a deformed monster.
There are two issues. The first one is that to lose weight from 500lbs to 170lbs would require massive calories reduction (~1,500 calories) for a long time, likely years. No one could sustain this amount of calorie reduction for so long unless forced to do so. Clinical evidence has shown that the probability of doing it for someone of her size is near zero. She is already failing to lose weight to get under 500lbs. Bariatric surgery is the only option for her.
The second issue is that her skin has been stretched so much for so long that any significant weight loss would lead to a lot of excess skin requiring surgeries for removal. All of these would be paid by herself of course.
 
I don't think she really comprehends the discomfort that having a lot of loose excess skin provides, and for her the worst of it would be in her gunt and laygs. It's still a heavy hanging weight and it will still chafe and hinder movement. The ones on MSHPL who actually lose the weight are usually begging Dr. Now for skin removal because they are so uncomfortable. And then she will be scarred all over.
 
I sort of agree because 300 lbs is fixable to return to a normal weight and look normal. At 500 lbs, it's a lost cause, even if you do somehow lose hundreds of pounds you'll look like a deformed monster.
Not only that, but ALR was morbidly obese her entire life, even as a fucking toddler. I don't know if this is true but it sounds logical to think that since her body was never in a state of normal weight, it would look even more deformed if she somehow gets there
 
Safe to say being morbidly obese for this long has shortened her life span. And I can't help wondering what her skeletal structure looks like, compared to someone in a more normal weight range.

That brings me back to MSHPL. One of the women (Brittany, I think?) who actually lost an impressive amount of weight talked about how she still walked stooped over because she'd permanently damaged her skeleton from all the years of obesity.
 
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