Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Piss Bear]

I don't think he's actually into LEGOs or the experience of building them into something cool and elaborate - he breaks half his toys anyway. He's into the experience of going out with mommy/mistress and her buying her widdle waby a widdle chiwdwen's toy. Kevin sees the "Ages 7+" sign on the front and gets a boner? gender euphoria? age euphoria? a boner.

I don't think the male autism itself is entirely at fault here either. It's his age-regression fetish that drives all of his toy lust / hobbies. Plenty of adult men collect things their wives roll their eyes at and consider "toys," like synthesizers or extravagant watches, but those are still adult oriented items.

Kevin just wants to wear a bib and play with his dinos, damn you!

If it isn’t his male autism and it truly is his age regression fetish, then why would he be buying legos and transformers? I know he bought Hello Kitty bandaids one time but that was cheap compared to all this male-oriented shit he buys. (Yeah, I know girls can like legos too but that doesn’t really apply when we’re talking about troons.)

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Gee, I wonder why... gotta pull my big brain out here

Based personalized ads detects his male interests. Get fucked Kevin.

But fr how is he surprised when all his online purchases and searches are transformers, legos, and comic book characters?

 

[Hypnotised Chicken]

Cool story, bro:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1257392834136682497 (Archive)

Do none of these re.tards understand that people are calling them ma'am because they can clearly see that they're trans?

Especially in customer facing jobs in which you are required to be polite - even if it's an ebil terven working the cash register, she will probably call you ma'am because she doesn't want a man baby tantrum on her hands that could potentially cost her her job.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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>447 pieces
If you're going to blow your money on LEGOs in your 30s, why not go for something that actually takes some time to build? Look for a MOC set that seems interesting, or try some of the Star Wars shit if that's what you're into. That Jurassic World set is just pathetic.

It's an age regression thing. He isn't into Lego in the same way as one of those old guys who go to Lego conventions and show off their creations. He's into Lego because he is autistic and his autismbrain has convinced him that playing with children's toys makes him look like a dainty little girl. It's wildly fetishistic and vaguely pedophilic.

Also, I just read the whole OP all the way through so I could start following this cow. Not sure if I'm going to check this thread periodically or just kill myself, honestly.

 

[stupid fuck]

jesus fuck Kevin, it's just TWITTER


he's such a parasite


oh no not dissenting opinions


lunacy

and if you want the skinny on that @ArtifexH whackjob...

buckle up

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absolute maximum horror
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a feat of troongineering


Phillelope shows off more of the troon armory

fuckin lmao @ that troon's biggest worry being that he'd probably ventilate himself if he owned a firearm

 

[homewayhalf]

What a ladylike hand.

Re: Kevin freaking out that his mutuals have muted him... as deviant as troons are, not everyone wants to be scrolling their Twitter feed and suddenly see inflation porn of a huge anthromorphic cow with 25 udders. Not everyone wants to read about his nasty fantasies or see fetish pictures of him in diapers. People have jobs, families, roommates, etc. He’s such a coomer that I guess it doesn’t even occur to him that his Twitter content is disgusting.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

fuckin lmao @ that troon's biggest worry being that he'd probably ventilate himself if he owned a firearm

Just use JHP or JSP bullets lmao.

Those sure would give Kev-Kev some more holes and fill 'em up, too!

 

[SIGSEGV]

Ten bucks says that Bonnie made the deck less stable.

 

[Spastic Colon]

jesus fuck Kevin, it's just TWITTER
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he's such a parasite
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oh no not dissenting opinions
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lunacy
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and if you want the skinny on that @ArtifexH whackjob...


a feat of troongineering
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Phillelope shows off more of the troon armory
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fuckin lmao @ that troon's biggest worry being that he'd probably ventilate himself if he owned a firearm

How can Kev relate to the troon that is scared of going back to being the only transwoman they know? He lives in a fucking troon commune. Even if every trans person left Twitter, he still has a household full of not only troons -- but his troon girlfriends. Or so he claims. They can't be that close in the troon shack if he's crying over random troons leaving twitter.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Phillelope shows off more of the troon armory
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fuckin lmao @ that troon's biggest worry being that he'd probably ventilate himself if he owned a firearm

Tranbo: First Blood saga more likely than Waco?

I can see Philelope flying off the handle and shooting some poor sob over something minor then claiming they were threatening them because transphobe.

Side note, used to work with a troon, guns were brought up one day and they also didn't own one because they were afraid they'd just kill themself on a whim.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Tranbo: First Bloody Dilation

Ftfy

 

[Spastic Colon]

Tranbo: First Blood saga more likely than Waco?

I can see Philelope flying off the handle and shooting some poor sob over something minor then claiming they were threatening them because transphobe.

Side note, used to work with a troon, guns were brought up one day and they also didn't own one because they were afraid they'd just kill themself on a whim.

If denying HRT and misgendering murders troons, I'd imagine that owning a gun would up that 41% number quite a bit. I wouldn't at all be surprised if we have a troon ranch suicide saga. Might even be Bonnie when he finally realizes he sunk money into a money pit and the other troons don't do their fair share of work. Penny is much more likely to spike the koolaid or go on a shooting spree than turn a gun on himself. I definitely don't think he's in danger with a gun in the house. Everyone is, though.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Phillelope shows off more of the troon armory
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Fuck me, look at that ogre hand. He could crush an apple with that thing.

 

[Tomssu]

And our boy wonders why someone would mute him

Missing your pp, huh?

Pennie being cute

Totes unfair

Spoiler: Bigger pics

at least the llamas are super cute

Spoiler: extra

I'm no dentist, but this doesn't look good

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Those teeth are hanging on for dear life.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

And our boy wonders why someone would mute him
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Missing your pp, huh?

Pennie being cute
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Totes unfair

Spoiler: Bigger pics

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That haircut alone identifies someone who shouldn't be allowed near animals. Or children. Or women.

 

[homewayhalf]

Imagine being Kevin and spending your life laying in bed and updating Twitter instead of spending some time outside in the cool sunny Colorado spring during a pandemic. This is the perfect time for him to ease off social media and explore his new home but nope, must update the world on “clit erections.”

 

[Syntaxion]

And our boy wonders why someone would mute him
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Missing your pp, huh?

Fucking Mode_View. If your penis is "squishy, soft and easily bendable" while erect, it seems like you have ED or you jerk off to much. I'd like to say he needs to see a doctor about that, but being 200lbs overweight I think I know what the issue is.

Also,

The thing I used to do with painfully stiff erections where I bent the shaft with my hand slightly. I bet I wasn't the only penis owner who did that.

Either I'm missing something but I literally cannot imagine wtf he means by that. Forcibly bending your dick while it's erect sounds painful as fuck and I can't imagine how that would help. Can any fellow "penis owner" fill me in here because I'm at a loss.

 

[lololololagain]

Daily reminder this person lives with multiple people but you'd think he was a lonely trooncel by how he acts. He seems more upset about people unfollowing him than his Troon girlfriend having a breakdown and the state of the Troon ranch. Then whining how twitter is unsafe for trans people when this nigga was literally hoping someone died some weeks ago.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

jesus fuck Kevin, it's just TWITTER
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Shouldn't that be "Goddess I feel this"? It's almost as if most of his online persona is playacting that he forgets to do when forced to briefly confront the terrifying emptiness of his existence.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Either I'm missing something but I literally cannot imagine wtf he means by that. Forcibly bending your dick while it's erect sounds painful as fuck and I can't imagine how that would help. Can any fellow "penis owner" fill me in here because I'm at a loss.

I think he was into CBT. Wouldn't be out of place considering his myriad of other fetishes.