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Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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That bra looks like it is barely hanging on.
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Two words: Ass Window. Didn't expect the bikini to become even more horrifying from the back. And on people like Tess all underwear and bikini take on this granny type shape.
Also Tess still can't pose for shit.
Also Tess still can't pose for shit.
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What bothers me is that because of her sunburn, she has at least three different shades going on. As a model, she really should take better care of her skin.
That bra is a champ for keeping it together though.
I wouldn’t call someone that scams people and neglects their kids a good person, but that’s just me.
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You can see her huge stretch marks in the first picture. They're old and faded, but they look to be almost an inch wide.
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Jesus Christ, the only way my face could be that shiny would be if I smeared half an inch of bacon grease on it.
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the pictures aren't even that good, quality wise. Tess looks both horrible and bizarre. Her head is so much smaller than her body. The bra clasps are about to snap, ugly ass tattoos. Weird makeup and shitty poses.
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Full disclosure, I assumed this was a bikini. Clearly I gave Tess too much credit.
Having what is basically two or three extra people strapped to you will do that.
The tattoos aren't bad. Yeah, they're tacky and weird. But the artwork is solid. It's a shame that was likely her kids' college funds.
Her head is tiny though. She looks like this:
Her makeup is, as always, laughably bad. The lip liner especially.
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Holy shit these are not only awful photos, but you can see how much editing she does in her other pictures. She looks like a disfigured dumpling
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Wait, wait, wait... I know it has already been said that she sent her oldest to a random ex because he wasn't as cute and didn't have a name as special as her toddler, but I think I didn't read anywhere how she explained it to her fans.
Sending a kid away to live with a stranger is an awful thing, so... did she say that the kid wanted to go away (which, looking at how awful of a mother Ryann is, it would not be a surprise), putting the weight of the thing on him and giving herself the title of progressive mother who let her kid choose for himself? Or did she just say that the kid was gone and that was it?
Honestly, her fame is dwindling, but she still has two million followers, and it's not like Instagram is a platform where you can basically ignore the content or simply not see it for months on end: her pictures are there, on the home page, every single time she uploads, and people see them every time.
How did she explain to two million people that she basically kicked one of her kids out?
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She did an interview with Parents magazine and it looks like the implication is that she sent Rylee to live with this guy because she had to move in with Jolene due to a 'structural problem' that meant she had to leave her apartment (sure Tess) and didn't have room. Basically, she did nothing wrong, it wasn't her fault, and this was the best option for him.
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she has some sort of weird dimple line in that window, but her ass has expanded so much her actual butt crack has receded down. She’s sized out of her own butt crack.
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In the SLIGHTEST defense, this guy wasn't a total stranger to Rylee. He was her boyfriend back in Seattle and I believe they moved to LA together before they broke up. Ryann was the type to declare every boyfriend Rylee's dad, so it seems the kid did know and live with this guy for at least a few years. Rylee was instructed to call Nick "dad" once Nick moved stateside, when Rylee was around ages 10-13. Rylee has no blood relationship to John and didn't live with him between the ages of 6-7 and age 13.
Still, his mother discarded him and kept his half brother with her on her couch surfing adventure as an Instagram thot rather than try to seek regular employment to support herself and her two children. While it's clear he's somewhat thriving due to being outside the influence of his awful narc mom - academic achievement FTW! - this is still an incredibly traumatic experience for a young kid. At the time he was sent away, Tess went off to Europe for a couple weeks on the last of their rent money and Nick fucked off to AUS - both of them abandoning BOTH children rather than face their responsibilities.
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Her breasts look like distended udder sacs.
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I'm amazed at the size and shape of her legs. The thigh and calves are no longer undistinguished, they both look like a shapeless lump of fat. And the knee, there is only a small fold that shows that there is something like that trapped in all that fat.
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Those look like many things, but they don't look like legs.
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When the layg pop no longer yields any result.
Also this. Omg her child wants attention wat do.
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Pretty rich coming from this whale that has been driving hours for fatty foods during lockdown.