Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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-This one is just a theory, but his childless hedonistic lifestyle is probably starting to bother him as he gets older and watches his sister's kids grow. Be sure to tell him that his son would probably be heavily autistic, like George or Chris the Kiwi.
I think he is too. In one of the recent episodes, he briefly talked about having a kid and Doug genuinely urging him to be a family man whenever he's a guest probably doesn't help either

He really seemed to enjoy watching the video from the protest at the end of this weeks podcast though
I think that would mostly apply to his early content. Have just about any content creator look at their earliest work and they will cringe in horror and tell why every part of it is shit.
 
He really seemed to enjoy watching the video from the protest at the end of this weeks podcast though
I don't mean a video from a few days ago. The Phil tapes are a perfect example. Something old that he put his heart into. Like the tapes of him in the AV club in high school, or the time he said "Maddox... thank you" on an episode of TDS lol
 
I keep bringing up Dick Masterson's The Dick Show, but I guess it's too off topic.

We gotta have a formal debate on the love life of an engineer from LA.

Honestly its tough trying to follow this "goss" when its all on other podcasts/reddit/twitter/discord/the killstream.

I do appreciate your little summaries every week though
 
Legitimately the only way to hear Jesse's audio since everyone was talking over him. And I guess the only way to hear this episode because Ralph's fatass took it down. Stream starts 8:52

Before the stream he basically confirms he knew they would yell over him the entire time 😒
No shit they were going to talk over him.

1. It was 201 vs 1
2. He started the call in fucking discord so there was a delay
3. He was being a Sperg

Look, I didn't like anyone's performance on the show. Ralph did a fucking awful job, Jim wasn't used at all, Dick seemed to really want to belittle jesse and deflect serious criticism (and sounded really out of it with a few comments he made as well).

That doesn't change the fact that jesse is a talentless and disingenuous little sperg that seems literally obsessed with 'gay ops', and has an axe to grind because sempai refuses to notice him.
 
No shit they were going to talk over him.

1. It was 201 vs 1
2. He started the call in fucking discord so there was a delay
3. He was being a Sperg

Look, I didn't like anyone's performance on the show. Ralph did a fucking awful job, Jim wasn't used at all, Dick seemed to really want to belittle jesse and deflect serious criticism (and sounded really out of it with a few comments he made as well).

That doesn't change the fact that jesse is a talentless and disingenuous little sperg that seems literally obsessed with 'gay ops', and has an axe to grind because sempai refuses to notice him.
Hey man it's just Hot Goss
 
Jesse reminds me a lot of Baked Alaska:

  • I don't know who he is.
  • I don't care who he is. (Some random, unfunny internet loser doesn't like a podcaster? Why would anyone give a fuck?)
  • He's involved in some way in some form of controversy I also don't care about.
  • Despite his complete lack of talent and total irrelevancy, people keep bringing him up and participating in this delusion that he's relevant in some way.
  • When people do this, they give him further reason to continue wasting everyone else's time by conspicuously embarrassing himself online.
In summary, both Baked Alaska and Jesse should unironically kill themselves so nobody else has to waste another second hearing about them.
 
Edit: should have spoilered this the first time.

It's funny that Jesse is sending people private messages on Reddit. It sounds exactly in character in with him. Out of one side of his mouth, he talks about how it's all out there, he's not afraid of anyone, he'll spam your forums because he doesn't give a fuck and you're an anti-free speech faggot if you ban him for being a spamming nuisance ruining it for everyone else while virtue signalling hard against Dick for being immoral... while out of the other side of his mouth, he more discretely attempts to try to damage control in private about the many times he has acted out of pure malice without a trace of funny or just humiliated himself and wants to try to avoid drawing attention to it so his gay little group of spergs hopefully don't notice it.

As others have said, that Killstream on Friday was never about winning a gay argument over the Internet. It was Dick and his friends putting Jesse in his place, mocking him and calling him a faggot to his face (over the Internet) as everyone laughs and creating some audio clips and fan content that serve as Dick's permanent answer to the next time Jesse or one of his friends declares Dick Masterson BTFO'd, whether it's a legitimate gotcha, another nothingburger or a potential burger that just ends up in the trash possibly to be drunkenly devoured later. Jesse deserves no sympathy for being on the receiving end of a more entertaining and effective version of five or six Liberalists smuckling over you and asking if you'd ever even heard of, let alone actually read, Locke. It did what it was supposed to do, gave Jesse the response he seemingly didn't realise he was asking for and rallied Dick's fans who are now laughing at Jesse's old videos and calling him a loser in his Twitter replies. Ralph is a good friend to have when you need to make a move like that.

Dick has been around for a while and we've not seen anything like a 7 on 1 gunt-down like this from him before. Does this mean he wants to endlessly inflate his ego by destroying spergs with facts and logic in 5 on 1 rigged fights on the Killstream as the new normal now? Maybe, but I doubt it. It's definitely an L for 12 Years A Janny that he'll refuse to take, just like how how Massa Maddox always refuses to take the L, but it was a sloppy job that almost went off the rails a couple of times with Dick being so wasted that he seemingly didn't use a lot of his best ammo and seemingly confused Jesse's texts with Mental Jess' casual shit-talking on Facebook (galactic brain 4D chess explanation time!! He pre-empted and took the wind out the sails of Jesse's follow up, publicising that post from Mental Jess which appeared out there soon after that Killstream. On a more serious note, it's so weird that she has been married to a dude for like a year but still occasionally gives an assist to her ex in the 5 years long Internet fight that cost him everything but he still insists on pursuing like a complete maniac; she must tell her husband she does it out of pity because Maddox is in a bad place and then they laugh about the cuck thing together). But despite the imperfect execution of ambush on Jesse, it looks to me like Dick did land a few hard hits and that's all he needed to do.

Anyway it also looks like it's starting to fizzle out now. Jesse will probably try to get content out of this for months, going over it and generally continuing his pattern of obsessive turbo-cringe faggotry, but the fact remains he played a winning hand and only took home the blinds. True, he got some attention and there was a big Internet fight, everyone who took part got called a simp and a faggot multiple times by the opposing side but ultimately nobody changed their minds and nobody not already following Dick or Jesse noticed except maybe a few of Ralph and Jims fans - but they will see Jesse as a target to be fucked with, not a cool guy to give money to.

I think people underestimate Dick at times though; Chad or Simp, you don't usually make that kind of money and maintain it (as a man) without possibly being a little better than most at predicting how things will play out and maneuvering accordingly. So while quarantined Dickheads were drunk at home on a Saturday night instead of drunk at bars and taking the time to argue it out with Jesse's 10 or so extremely dedicated Discord spergs, Nick Rekeita suddenly says he'll talk to Jesse on Youtube and act civil with him, to howls of dismay and a public chastising from Madcucks. Decent Republican Dickheads may rightly get apoplectic with rage at Jesse when he smirkingly talks about 80s Girl with such shameless malicious intent and talk about how if this was real life and that was my girlfriend, I'd find the guy and give him 3 seconds to make a grovelling apology before before first meets face but that's only noise, as is Dick's fans laughing when they were introduced to Jesse's back catalogue of cringe. And meanwhile, the back channel on good terms has been established. Maybe Jesse will torch it, who knows. But while nobody will care if Jesse finds another bimbo that Dick had a relationship of some kind with years ago willing to leak her texts and get memed on hard by Dick's fans while Jesse's sympathy for her inevitably gets exposed as manipulative bullshit that she really should have seen through, there is now only one character left in the story who doesn't make a habit of speaking publicly about the "hot goss" that Jesse knows more than the average viewer about. Jesse has shown he is still desperate for e-fame and e-recognition and he has shown he is willing, even enthusiastic, to do people dirty. What can Maddox offer him to stop him playing the other, better, winning hand he has? After all, this is the guy who gloated on Twitter about being able to kill his dog.
 
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What these stupid faggots don't seem to realize is that the dickheads didn't develop a crush on Dick despite the fact he was a womanizing misogynistic unapologetic asshole, but precisaly because of it.

The only controversial thing about Dick Masterson's sexuality would be him being a cuck, for obvious reasons... but of course they will never be able to prove that, because he isn't.
 
What these stupid faggots don't seem to realize is that the dickheads didn't develop a crush on Dick despite the fact he was a womanizing misogynistic unapologetic asshole, but precisaly because of it.

The only controversial thing about Dick Masterson's sexuality would be him being a cuck, for obvious reasons... but of course they will never be able to prove that, because he isn't.

That said, when his relationship with 80s girl eventually implodes, the funniest plot twist is she drops a sex tape from 2018 with Maddox.
 
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