Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[RichardMongler]

Maddox wearing a chain wallet seems like something that early 2000s Maddox would rag on

He's on record doing exactly this:

 

[Laundui_or_douchette?]

He's on record doing exactly this:
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Sora’s shoes look like Maddox’s

 

[Green Man]

I'd respect Maddox a whole lot more if he'd shut the fuck up and stop pretending that he's somebody. Last time he was even slightly relevant was probably 2006. I respect a man who knows when to quit and hang it up, but I can't respect a man who desperately clings to notoriety almost twenty years from his glory days. He's like that mid-40s guy who works at the hardware store, the one that'll talk your ear off telling you he would've went to the pros if his knee hadn't blown out during the state championship game, and all you're trying to do is buy a mower blade and a quart of oil. Worst part is, his glory days weren't even that great to begin with. He had a popular edgelord site where he bitched about things that bothered him, basically NEET Peter Griffin's 'You Know What Really Grinds My Gears'. That bit is old and tired, Maddox.

But instead of hanging it up and saying "Yeah, guess it's over, time to go do something else with my time" he's just been making a god damn fool of himself for 15 years. Instigating internet slapfights with people more relevant than him, like that'll get him anywhere. It's pathetic really. Go buy a god damn motorcycle or a trainset, find a damn hobby or something, shit.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Apparently Dick once exchanged texts with a woman without closing the deal, so this is exactly the same as Maddox doing tens of episodes of an unpopular podcast in an attempt to get into a relationship with his cohost. Or something.

Watch like the first 15 min of these streams if you want the current drama which is very funny but hardly a bombshell.

 

[AprilRains]

Watch like the first 15 min of these streams if you want the current drama which is very funny but hardly a bombshell.

I made it 30 seconds into the first video and couldn't take anymore of this fucking faggot.

 

[Freedom Fries]

I made it 30 seconds into the first video and couldn't take anymore of this fucking faggot.

have fun worshiping your favorite eceleb I guess?

Edit: Perhaps this is more digestible

 

[Charlie Delicious]

That's it?

A Googleshnng is more interesting

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

have fun worshiping your favorite eceleb I guess?

Edit: Perhaps this is more digestible

These are the texts maddox'n'jesse cuck army has beed sperging about? Seriously? WTF, making a mountain out of this molehill is some teenage mean-girls-tier bullshit. Have sex incels, and by "have sex", I obviously mean, "invite the bull over"

 

[Freedom Fries]

These are the texts maddox'n'jesse cuck army has beed sperging about? Seriously? WTF, making a mountain out of this molehill is some teenage mean-girls-tier bullshit. Have sex incels, and by "have sex", I obviously mean, "invite the bull over"

Dick's love texts and attempted throuple (sp?) are funny just like Maddox's love letter and relationship weirdness are funny and Maddox hanger-ons alogging is funny.

If this is how you think most people get sex I just feel bad for you. You can get laid a lot by just being a nice or interesting person who is richer and/or more attractive than average. You don't have to send romance-book copied texts or continuously offer money.

 

[AprilRains]

have fun worshiping your favorite eceleb I guess?

You appear to be very autistic. I don't care about Dick either way, but the guy in that video has a high, flutey voice and he waves his hands around a ridiculous amount.

 

[Freedom Fries]

You appear to be very autistic. I don't care about Dick either way, but the guy in that video has a high, flutey voice and he waves his hands around a ridiculous amount.

Yeah he is extremely autistic, which is what makes him funny to watch occasionally. I would think someone posting on the farms would get that some people enjoy that. It's weird how you guys can't bring yourselves to laugh when Maddox manages to scratch Dick a little.

Anyway the only really interesting tidbit about Maddox to come out of this drama was that Jessie sperg (an unreliable narrator to be sure) saying he and Maddox were looking at naked pics of 80s girl (I'm assuming) together on Maddox's computer. Seems dangerously close to revenge porn to me.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Anyway the only really interesting tidbit about Maddox to come out of this drama was that Jessie sperg (an unreliable narrator to be sure) saying he and Maddox were looking at naked pics of 80s girl (I'm assuming) together on Maddox's computer. Seems dangerously close to revenge porn to me.

I laughed when he tried to deny this.
The scenario is either that Maddox sent these pictures online, and inexplicably Jesse didn't save them, can't pull the message log back up, or he has some newfound moral compass that is preventing him from sharing the pictures to embarrass Dick. Highly unlikely.
Or it's exactly the picture that was painted and these two weirdos were giggling together looking at porn of an ex girlfriend in someone's apartment.
Or it's bullshit.

 

[fuck whales]

Watching these exceptional virgins sperg out over someone successfully banging chicks by sending corny texts that work on all women ever is the funniest thing to come from this.

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

Dick's love texts and attempted throuple (sp?) are funny just like Maddox's love letter and relationship weirdness are funny and Maddox hanger-ons alogging is funny.

If this is how you think most people get sex I just feel bad for you. You can get laid a lot by just being a nice or interesting person who is richer and/or more attractive than average. You don't have to send romance-book copied texts or continuously offer money.

This is not how any of this works. Whenever you tell a joke or a fun? story, it either falls flat or people laugh with you, you can't demand people to laugh. I am sorry, but this is how it is.

Here - take this gold star for an effort - at least you are trying to overcome your autism.

 

[Rausch]

Dick Tweeted this.

 

[ButterBar]

If this is how you think most people get sex I just feel bad for you. You can get laid a lot by just being a nice or interesting person who is richer and/or more attractive than average. You don't have to send romance-book copied texts or continuously offer money.

Lol, you’re complaining that the dude who wrote “Men are Better than Women” and hosts contests on his current show to check basic knowledge of women was being manipulative to get sex from a model. Like, it would be funnier if it’s not romance book copied texts or offerings of money, but if he was genuinely a Reddit tier nice guy to try and get laid. But apparently that’s what you think works and what he should do. Is your next step in getting laid subscribing to their only fans account?

 

[AnOminous]

Lol, you’re complaining that the dude who wrote “Men are Better than Women” and hosts contests on his current show to check basic knowledge of women was being manipulative to get sex from a model.

I don't know what's more autistic, getting mad that Dick's public persona is a put-on and he's just shitposting, or getting mad that he actually sometimes acts like his persona and that it isn't completely fake.

 

[fuck whales]

I don't know what's more autistic, getting mad that Dick's public persona is a put-on and he's just shitposting, or getting mad that he actually sometimes acts like his persona and that it isn't completely fake.

But...BUT... He's a SIMP! He had sex with a woman! Undeniable proof!

Getting back on topic, this happened on Maddoxes weird cowboy head filter streams last night

 

[TheWatchfulFurfag]

Love texts aren't pathetic if they worked.

/thread

 

[RichardMongler]

Happy Mother's Day from Maddox: