Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Bit of internet history: the word was invented by /r/ragenchastain, to describe the motion of her attempts to "run". Many athletes and runners were shocked to see how it was physically impossible for a 280 pound woman to actually, you know, run, one foot forward than the other. In order to mimic the motion, Ragen has to throw each leg around her fat and then forward, which is a recipe for infinite types of injury (and, of course, she is always injured and chalks it up to poor luck).

The word was so wonderfully descriptive of fats in motion it spread all over the internets.
more succinct than Homer Simpson's "Look at that flubber fly!."
 
What is Chantel thinking about this trip? She’s either lying to herself or us, but bottom line is she won’t go. This she what she needs to think about:

Do they make collapsible shit-wiping sticks to pack? How is the sewer system there? How is she going to manage to always be seated at a table instead of a booth?

Does she realize her darling suit is going to look nasty with unshaven hairy legs and pubes curling out of the bottoms? Or is her cuck going shave for her before the trip? Does that include her chin, armpits and stache too?

Warm, moist places are wonderful for fungus to grow. Many anti fungals may be OTC in the Dominican but she should check -in fact, she needs to make sure she’s covered with insurance. She’ll have to pack meds, cPap, creams. Dragging all that through an airport is going to be impossible. Finding a doctor who can treat her diahrrea may not be easy either.

Bet she’s never taken a holiday with girlfriends before. (Since she has none). Does she understand that it won’t be about food? (No, she wanted to meet Elvis so she could eat with him.). Most days, the girls will want a quick breakfast before they go snorkeling, or surf boarding, or take a boat ride, or walk around the charming little town shopping or site seeing or sunbathing? Does she understand that to the natives she’ll be an astonishing attraction herself? Can she keep up with whatever they do? Can she windsail, walk through shops, go out on a boat?

The girls may stop for a quick lunch to continue their activities, then When done go back to the hotel to rest while they shower, curl hair, shower, get a bottle of wine and get ready to dance and party that night. They aren’t going to want to stop and eat as often as Chantel requires And they’ll have way more energy. While the friends are undressing, fixing hair, maybe dancing, getting ready for the evening, does Chantel feel up for that kind of human connection? Or will she be holed in her room ravenously eating the entire room service menu?

Usually on a girl’s vacation you just fuel yourself for activities and the food isn’t a major focus, the drinks are, except for a nice dinner. So assuming Chantel does go, she’ll probably spend zero time with these “friends” and all her time secretly eating, or she‘ll be with them, annoying the hell out of them with the “oh, let’s stop here, the ice cream looks good” or “oh did you see that store with the candies. Wanna go, huh huh huh?”

No way will she enjoy it and she’ll just ruin it for others. But I hope she goes and blogs every second of it.
 
Really, April? Soulmates? That's a bit of a reach don't you think? I think what you meant to say was soon-to-be Caretaker/Enabler/Back-scratcher to Chantal while she continues to eat herself house-bound? How delusional and stupid can her followers really be?
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Did I miss where she said this was a girlfriends trip? I had to mute her jaw clicks a few times so maybe I missed the all-women memo. If not a girls trip (or even if it is because Chinny has zero respect), I think she asked Bibi to go with her on the trip and he declined. She threw it out, maybe offered to pay, to go as friends or something, some kinda 'new me' post-breakup fuckery, and he shut it down.

You can tell she's agitated about several things, that I'm sure you gorls will dig the truth out of soon, but the way she said she goes days without thinking about Bibi, and her annoyed desperation about saying she's going single, is a very specific Chantal vibe where she didn't get something she wanted, and my money is on wooing Malan.
 
Did I miss where she said this was a girlfriends trip? I had to mute her jaw clicks a few times so maybe I missed the all-women memo. If not a girls trip (or even if it is because Chinny has zero respect), I think she asked Bibi to go with her on the trip and he declined. She threw it out, maybe offered to pay, to go as friends or something, some kinda 'new me' post-breakup fuckery, and he shut it down.

You can tell she's agitated about several things, that I'm sure you gorls will dig the truth out of soon, but the way she said she goes days without thinking about Bibi, and her annoyed desperation about saying she's going single, is a very specific Chantal vibe where she didn't get something she wanted, and my money is on wooing Malan.
Yeah, she said it was a girls trip. This group of 10 girls have taken a girls trip together for years, apparently, and chantal was looking at their pictures from their trip to cuba in feb, and called her friend to ask if she could go on the next one. She implied that they always asked and she always refused, but I really doubt she was ever invited (unless it was a token "wanna come" knowing she'd say no). I imagine the conversation went something like this:

Chantal "I want to go on your next girls trip"
Friend "well... it's going to be to punta cana, DR.... it's a long flight..."
C: I'll deal with that, so can I come, hey? Please please pretty please?
F: Oookkkaaayyy.... but we've already grouped up and are splitting 5 rooms between the 10 of us, so...
C: Great, I'll have my own room
F: It'll be really expensive
C: I'll handle it
F: ok, then... I'll let you know the details and how much the deposit will be for you and your own room...

Chantel, feeling like the deposit will be nbd takes a little liberty with her story, and tells us she already put down the deposit. Meanwhile the friend and her group and probably thinking of any way to get out of it, and if not, how they're going to sneak out in the mornings and to go out at night to avoid having Chantal tag along. Maybe the friend will be smart and ask the groups agent to put chantel's room far from the block of 5 rooms for the other girls.

But mostly, this speculation is really pointless, because we all know, sure as the sun rises and sets, this video will be deleted when she moves into the next stage of the cycle, and we will never hear of it again.
 
Peetz’s makeover makes him look like Gail the Snail giving handjobs under the table.

Those Caribbean vacations are always through charters so the planes are smaller than normal because it’s all about volume. But it doesn’t matter as she has no friends and there is no trip. The only island she’s getting near is her luxury island in her gourmand cuisine. And bitch, we can see your giant ass arm resting on the island, you are not 380lbs.
 
DOES SHE HAVE ONE OF THESE? How does she wipe her ass during her public binge 'n shit sessions? Her broadcasted shit at the Farm Boy? I wouldn't be suprised if she just gave up on wiping altogether.
she absolutely doesn't wipe when she uses public toilets, at least. this is a woman who insists it is perfectly normal to shit yourself in the car in traffic, she thinks everyone does it but just doesn't talk about it. she 100% thinks its fine and normal to not wipe her shitty ass in public toilets.
 
she absolutely doesn't wipe when she uses public toilets, at least. this is a woman who insists it is perfectly normal to shit yourself in the car in traffic, she thinks everyone does it but just doesn't talk about it. she 100% thinks its fine and normal to not wipe her shitty ass in public toilets.

She also seems to truly believe that most people eat fast food at least daily. I believe it was "89%" or something.

She lives in a world where she is normal. That's all we need to remember.
 
Do you really think she cares that little about hygiene?

I'm gonna assume this is sarcasm considering the fact after her surgery she didn't bathe for a disgustingly long time even though her doctors told her she could. And she had zero problem broadcasting that to the entire internet as though not bathing for a month was a completely normal thing. 🤢
 
I don't mean to be too graphic, and yeah, rate me horrifying but...

Is not wiping after she shits even a choice? From waste and digested stomach acids, wouldn't it burn off sensitive skin around the anal mucus membrane? Certainly awkward wiping with that tool thingy is better than having acid burns and open wounds around her asshole. Not to mention the general discomfort of swampass. Maybe she's just used to it.
 
I don't mean to be too graphic, and yeah, rate me horrifying but...

Is not wiping after she shits even a choice? From waste and digested stomach acids, wouldn't it burn off sensitive skin around the anal mucus membrane? Certainly awkward wiping with that tool thingy is better than having acid burns and open wounds around her asshole. Not to mention the general discomfort of swampass. Maybe she's just used to it.
She probably makes Peetz do it and he probably loves it because he gets to actually touch a (technically) real lady's ass.
 
Really, April? Soulmates? That's a bit of a reach don't you think? I think what you meant to say was soon-to-be Caretaker/Enabler/Back-scratcher to Chantal while she continues to eat herself house-bound? How delusional and stupid can her followers really be?
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April is one of those afore mentioned simps. I sure would like to punch her right in her face.
 
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