Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Reset Era Syndrome said:
Remember that time Dick Masterson said he wasn't a lolcow? That means he's definitely not a lolcow. The evidence is just there, ya know? And besides it's just a character so it's not like it matters what he does.
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Do you ever get tired of registering new protonmail accounts?

Crystal Golem said:
See here's the real peek into the true Dick. Anyone who has been in a relationship knows you don't apologise for something you didnt do cause then that just gets brought up ad nauseum as admission of guilt. His whole premise of "just apoogise to get that bitch off your back" doesnt work. I first remember him saying this over the whole Sargon patreon thing.

So I also gotta wonder if it's totally acceptable to apologise for something you don't mean why doesn't Dick just apologise over this? Shit it's almost like the guy is a complete slave to pussy and is jumping through hoops to hide that fact.
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I was going to say "only a stupid cunt brings up old shit like that," but then I considered Dick specifically tries to get with stupid cunts. So I dunno man maybe.
 
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Also, dick has been milking the autistic chris the kiwi dude for months and then gets visibly rustled when the autist drops his gf's real name
pretty funny to see him rage out about it when he has been actively fucking with him for so long
He got bit by his pet retard
 
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Crystal Golem said:
So I also gotta wonder if it's totally acceptable to apologise for something you don't mean why doesn't Dick just apologise over this?
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Because there is no benefit to him. The Sargon thing was about people losing money, Dick included so telling Sargon to apologize benefitted him.

Also what specifically is he apologizing for? The texts got him laid no matter how faggy we think they are, they worked for him.
 
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DarkWeenix said:
Also what specifically is he apologizing for? The texts got him laid no matter how faggy we think they are, they worked for him.
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Its just like dick said

"What am I being accused of? being the MOST CHAD person in the world?"

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He seems to be quite upset on twitter over this so maybe it would let him calm down. Or maybe it wouldn't and people would just see blood in the water and attack harder like what would happen if you made a bullshit apology in a relationship or say to a payment processors that was looking for any reason to kick you off anyway. When Sargoon has more scruples than you it might be time to take a step back.
 
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DarkWeenix said:
Because there is no benefit to him. The Sargon thing was about people losing money, Dick included so telling Sargon to apologize benefitted him.

Also what specifically is he apologizing for? The texts got him laid no matter how faggy we think they are, they worked for him.
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For guntguarding/dickshielding not the texts. For not taking a ribbing and thereby putting on an entertaining show. I still wouldn't say admitting guilt there would be the right move because it would alert the dickriders that something did indeed happen, but it's there. The strategy of just letting it blow over now is probably his best bet. He's trying to do that but just can't seem to manage not getting worked up by people like us picking at it on a forum totally separate from his core of fans.
 
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80sGirlFucker said:
Its just like dick said

"What am I being accused of? being the MOST CHAD person in the world?"

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Those words got him sex with an attractive woman and if you read those texts again you'll see Jamie lapping it up and loving how much he "cares about her body AND her mind". He doesn't seem too broken up about the breakup either when Jamie is posting texts and talking about how "over" it she is.
 
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DarkWeenix said:
Those words got him sex with an attractive woman and if you read those texts again you'll see Jamie lapping it up and loving how much he "cares about her body AND her mind". He doesn't seem too broken up about the breakup either when Jamie is posting texts and talking about how "over" it she is.
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So youre saying "Dick was just pretending to be a pathetic loser" to get pussy ?
 
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Crystal Golem said:
He seems to be quite upset on twitter over this so maybe it would let him calm down. Or maybe it wouldn't and people would just see blood in the water and attack harder like what would happen if you made a bullshit apology in a relationship or say to a payment processors that was looking for any reason to kick you off anyway. When Sargoon has more scruples than you it might be time to take a step back.
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That’s the thing. The damage control has been so utterly ridiculous that Dick turned a non-issue into an issue. Now the usual autistic suspects sense blood in the water and are striking. Meanwhile guntshielders and dickheads are overcompensating on the other end, pretending these texts are the only way to get laid and that Dick spazzing out on Twitter and Reddit is something only chill sexhavers do. Not only that but I’ve seen lots of tweets and posts and streams about how much people don’t care that they tipped their hand a little too much. If you have to keep declaring how much you don’t care, you probably care.

I hate the “both sides” bullshit but damned if it doesn’t apply in this case.
 
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Physics Ninja said:
>80s Girl
>hot

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Can confirm, the war trophy that is 80's girl is not really worth much to dick other than symbolically
Their relationship is almost a business decision, its pretty funny
DarkWeenix said:
I'm saying it worked on Jamie and I bet if Dick said he'd leave 80's girl and he wants her back she'd be back in a heartbeat.
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So you are saying dick has the hot choice between two bipolar women neither of whom are above a 7?

What a king
 
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