Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[New to the autism]

This reminds me of the metokur excuse for not covering drama

Are you really surprised dude humans are inherently prone to cronyism. Its amazing what people will circle the wagons over, especially if there is money/influence involved.

 

[Unog]

His plan was to tap both and he did, so eh.

Something I noticed from the Dick et al vs Jesse Killstream...

Five minutes into the show:
DICK: "Why do you keep calling me a simp? I can't be a simp. I fucked Jamie and you can only be a simp if you don't succeed in getting the pussy."
Five minutes from the end of the show:
DICK: "I never fucked Jamie. I wish I had, I'd be less pissed off about this whole thing."

So.. is this Dick, essentially admitting to being a simp, using his own definition of the word?

Beginning of The Killstream:
DICK: "Jesse, you found a gold mine and you BLEW IT!! I only said all of that shit to get laid anyway."
End of The Killstream:
DICK: "Yeah, all those texts are fake. I never said any of that stuff."

So, Dick is clearly a massive liar.

Some guy in the Ethan thread pointed out that he outright stated he didn't.

 

[80sGirlFucker]

So you ARE Maddox?

If you are deducing that from my name, then you my friend are an idiot. You know 'maddox' isn't the only person who has fucked 80's girl, right?

 

[Teriyaki and Rice on Bun]

I don't care. I would have moved this thread into IF a long time ago (which isn't even really a lolcow board, I put my own stream thread there) but you dumb fags keep trying to force my hand so I keep ignoring it. I'd sooner delete it out of spite than capitulate to a bunch of exceptional individual fags. I have people angry at me posting hardcore CSAM on 9chan right now demanding I open up rules on lolicon / "little girl threads" and I'm spending hours improving my technology to deal with the attack rather than just giving them what they want or closing the site. There's not a fucking thing you can do or say to make me do something.

That's a real nice defense you got there. It reminds me a lot of Dick's defense against Jesse: "Yes, you're absolutely right, but we are just going to ignore that because I'm hurt"

You're just trying to act like you're doing out of spite because of some grave attack on your ego, when in reality, Dick Masterson just has your tiny little balls in his purse he carries to match his man bun.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I don’t do Twitter, so I may not know the whole story, but Dick isn’t quite a cow in my opinion.
The way I see it, a cow is someone who is actively self-destroying. Dick has, and will again, fuck up and look the fool. But that’s not exactly special. He’s done laughable stuff in his personal life as Dax, but Dick Masterson on his show isn’t nearly as spastic.
That’s just my opinion though, I have a pretty decent tolerance for people being spastics.

 

[MemeGrey]

If you are deducing that from my name, then you my friend are an idiot. You know 'maddox' isn't the only person who has fucked 80's girl, right?

That Jesse faggot said Maddox had her nudes on his computer, thats all.

 

[KingofNothing]

That's a real nice defense you got there. It reminds me a lot of Dick's defense against Jesse: "Yes, you're absolutely right, but we are just going to ignore that because I'm hurt"

You're just trying to act like you're doing out of spite because of some grave attack on your ego, when in reality, Dick Masterson just has your tiny little balls in his purse he carries to match his man bun.

There's nothing stopping you tards from making a thread if you care so much

 

[Sped Xing]

How much time does Boingo devote per day to registering new Kiwifarms accounts? He has to be relying on tugboat.

 

[80sGirlFucker]

I don’t do Twitter, so I may not know the whole story, but Dick isn’t quite a cow in my opinion.
The way I see it, a cow is someone who is actively self-destroying. Dick has, and will again, fuck up and look the fool. But that’s not exactly special. He’s done laughable stuff in his personal life as Dax, but Dick Masterson on his show isn’t nearly as spastic.
That’s just my opinion though, I have a pretty decent tolerance for people being spastics.

I think trying to quantify what qualifies as a cow is a fool's errand. Dax has done plenty to warrant being called a lolcow but can hide behind his lack of sincerity and nihilism. The real question should be, for how long can he hide behind his 'persona' when his personal life is intricately linked with his online success.

His romantic life is built entirely from the dick show persona so saying that it's personal and the real dax is separate doesn't really work for me. I don't think dick has ever said there is a meaningful difference between the two things, and his entire show is personal stories

 

[Teriyaki and Rice on Bun]

There's nothing stopping you tards from making a thread if you care so much

There's no reason to have 2 Dick threads. It would just split up the audience, which is what they would want. But i mean at least this way, you could back to having your nice little safe thread where you lovingly caress eachother's prostates.

 

[80sGirlFucker]

How much time does Boingo devote per day to registering new Kiwifarms accounts? He has to be relying on tugboat.

This r3tard thinks everyone is a fake account because they are new and don't spend their time on the kiwifarms hugbox

 

[Null]

You had your chance to post content and get the thread going and you failed. Suck the shit out of my asshole queers.

and btw, there's always 9chan.tw/thedickshow/ 9chan.tw/gunt/ 9chan.tw/cow2/ if you can't organize your thoughts well enough to post here.

 

[New to the autism]

I think trying to quantify what qualifies as a cow is a fool's errand. Dax has done plenty to warrant being called a lolcow but can hide behind his lack of sincerity and nihilism. The real question should be, for how long can he hide behind his 'persona' when his personal life is intricately linked with his online success.

His romantic life is built entirely from the dick show persona so saying that it's personal and the real dax is separate doesn't really work for me. I don't think dick has ever said there is a meaningful difference between the two things, and his entire show is personal stories

Lol all this internet autist lingo. Who gives a fuck if he is a lolcow or not. This shit is worth laughing about no matter how you classify him its that simple. Its bizarre how many people are running defense for an e-celeb it cracks me up these people get this emotionally invested in someone who would probably try to fuck your wife lol

 

[Sped Xing]

This r3tard thinks everyone is a fake account because they are new and don't spend their time on the kiwifarms hugbox

Hello everyone I've never been to Kiwifarms before, but I know about the wordfilter.

 

[New to the autism]

This r3tard thinks everyone is a fake account because they are new and don't spend their time on the kiwifarms hugbox

Do you have nudes of 80s hole or not?

 

[Physics Ninja]

Lol i thought it was Israel actually where did you get Abu Dahbi?

Yeah, you're right, in the texts he says it's close to Abu Dhabi.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Any lolcow thread needs a poll for why people liked Dick enough to find out who he was in the first place.

I am thinking "because I thought he was a chad father figure" will get way fewer votes than the people hattest about Dick would expect.

This is a huge misdirection from what people are actually criticizing him for, and it's the exact same tactic Idubbz used. His polyamerous woes are pathetic and funny. His texts are pathetic and funny. His damage control is even more pathetic and funny. All of it is also hypocritical which adds to the funny. Nobody think's dick is their father figure/someone to look up to aside from some of the hardcore dickheads in his reddit/discord communities or whatever and people like Ralph.

I agree. The parts where Jess was allowed to speak were just as weak and sloppy as the guy who was presumably drinking like a fish all day. Bringing up the delayed NSFW book lol as if anyone actually cares.

Not defending Jess at all. He did manage to turn a nice get into shit (at least for him). However, the Gunt and 5 other flying monkeys were shouting over him while the Gunt them self was randomly muting/unmuting him and turning down his audio levels. Even a competent person wouldn't be able to get through that.

Well put, though.

"It’s like you guys caught me jerking off and instead of making fun of me getting caught, you’re trying to convince everyone that jerking off is wrong. Dumb!"

This is what I'm saying about Jesse and his fans ruining fun. Stop acting like this shit is a "problem" that needs to be "addressed."

Stop letting Dax paint the vast majority of people who think this is funny on its own merit as Jesse. They aren't, and everyone with a brain knows it. Spergs are gonna sperg. What other time have people like Ralph or Dax allowed that to define an event they think is funny? Oh that's right just now when it's convenient for them.

Why is it not believable to say that people who find Dick Masterson's behaviour hilariously sad and pathetic haven't heard of Jesse before?

I know this doesn't describe you, but it does describe me. I'm not a fan of anyone involved though, just managed to hook onto it because I enjoy Ralph's decline into permapillstream.

 

[New to the autism]

Yeah, you're right, in the texts he says it's close to Abu Dhabi.

Its just funny i didn't know he was half Jewish until recently and the burning man in Israel thing made me chuckle.

 

[Sped Xing]

This is a huge misdirection from what people are actually criticizing him for, and it's the exact same tactic Idubbz used. His polyamerous woes are pathetic and funny. His texts are pathetic and funny. His damage control is even more pathetic and funny. All of it is also hypocritical which adds to the funny. Nobody think's dick is their father figure/someone to look up to aside from some of the hardcore dickheads in his reddit/discord communities or whatever and people like Ralph.


Not defending Jess at all. He did manage to turn a nice get into shit (at least for him). However, the Gunt and 5 other flying monkeys were shouting over him while the Gunt them self was randomly muting/unmuting him and turning down his audio levels. Even a competent person wouldn't be able to get through that.


Stop letting Dax paint the vast majority of people who think this is funny on its own merit as Jesse. They aren't, and everyone with a brain knows it. Spergs are gonna sperg. What other time have people like Ralph or Dax allowed that to define an event they think is funny? Oh that's right just now when it's convenient for them.


I know this doesn't describe you, but it does describe me. I'm not a fan of anyone involved though, just managed to hook onto it because I enjoy Ralph's decline into permapillstream.

I'm not "misdirecting" shit. I was one of the first people on thia thread talking about the funny leaks of Dick. If you scroll up, you will see me laughing at him for saying "shit my wife would call me a faggot for saying to her."

I'm talking about the people who are *mad* about Dick, who keep saying things like "this guy you all think is a chad is a beta faggot."

 

[Freedom Fries]

I'm not "misdirecting" shit. I was one of the first people on thia thread talking about the funny leaks of Dick. If you scroll up, you will see me laughing at him for saying "shit my wife would call me a faggot for saying to her."

I'm talking about the people who are *mad* about Dick, who keep saying things like "this guy you all think is a chad is a beta faggot."

I'm not saying you are. I'm saying Dax and his guntguard are