Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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This whole thread is just dumb.
The texts would have been funny on their own but we have idiots trying to label shit as "simp" because it's the new it word that you'd throw on shit to discredit someone.

What? Wasn't the simp thing because he made fun of Idubbbz for literally the same thing? Why isn't it ok when it's someone in the internet wack pack? (Ralph,Dick,Metokur)

I watched Drum's video & this Jesse sperg was clearly mad.

Gay. You watched someone's stream where his audio was turned down and he was muted half the time. You do realize Jesse uploaded the real audio?

He kept dropping bitchy remarks, tried mentioning some gay Patreon drama & using Dicks real name just because he wanted people to hear that shit so it would discredit Dick.

Yeah... that's sort of the point. That stuff does discredit Dick. If he did flag Jesse's patreon it makes him look like a massive hypocrite.

Plus Jesse wanted Dick to read his texts while Jesse would be the girl in Dick's conversation (gay).

Wasn't the whole point he came on to read the texts?
 
I honestly refuse to care even if the truth is that he didn't forget Jesse was some random ROTC antagonist from half a year ago. The amount of unprompted "team" bullshit I've seen spill out of the Dick/Killstream/Metokur axis has soured me more than any white lie about knowledge of a guy ever could. At this point their tactics practically mandate the omission of minor information because it's all used as a cheap way to distract from the core of whatever's being talked about.

The example that springs to mind is Jesse just mentioning Maddox having pictures of 80sGirl on his computer, and then Gator turning that into a strained jab about Jesse and Maddox supposedly jacking off together, and then in the next show repurposing his joke premise as an unironic character attack. Do shit like that and I literally stop caring.
 
Classic deflection tactic.
"It's clearly a biased person who was not objective in any way. In fact, it's probably JESSE HIMSELF."

Truth is: I've listened to The Killstream regularly since Ralph got out of jail and have stuck with the show through the many ups and downs, but this was the moment where I decided to nope out because of the scummy tactics Ralph was using. I literally never heard of Podawful before he showed up on the stream. As a long time Killstream audience member, even I was like "What the fuck are they doing to this guy?"

Ralph literally turned loyal listeners against him with this one.

But, yeah, sure. I'm Jesse. YOU GOT ME!!

There are a lot of people, many who are in this thread, who like to live vicariously through Dick. They will get buttmad that I say it, complete with getting puzzle pieces, trash cans and top hats, but it’s true. So anytime there is criticism about Dick, you get a lot of spergs with daddy issues who start spazzing out in the thread.

I don’t really care one way or the other. I think Dick has had a rougher year this year compared to past years: he simped hard after MintSalad, these texts which aren’t a big deal by themselves but are being handled poorly, and worst of all, his show isn’t really entertaining anymore. Dick really needs someone to rage against to be interesting. Without Saddox or Asterios, it doesn’t take much for him to wander off into lolcow territory himself.
 
blurting out strange lines like "Jamie the one I [sic] had a small cock?" Really focus on his part of the confrontation and how it was a mess
You're right, he was sloppy drunk and performing sloppily. Jessica should have needled him on this and called him a drunk fuck. When Dick corrected himself, he clearly sounded embarrassed/frustrated. It could have been a fun Bloodsports, but Ralph wouldn't let it happen and Jess wasn't interested.

No need to look into anything
Point me to where anybody has said this?

it'll stay really awkward to have any normal discussion of Dick as if he was a cow, whether you see him as one or not. Dick Show fans here won't ever see him as one unless he really shits the bed in some truly catastrophic way, and anybody posting anything counter to Dick will be lost in a sea of people frustrated that the thread is veering away from show discussion
You lost me there, bud. If you're hung up on whether or not someone is overall "a cow" rather than laughing at their individual actions, I think you're missing the point. Besides, this thread has never really discussed the show at all. People were posting bean recipes.

Which reminds me of that Zoom guy who had funny stuff on Tonkasaw but made it personal & awkward. Personally I think Dick looked better than Jesse on that video & the gunt didn't need to interrupt to try & help Dick.
I agree. The parts where Jess was allowed to speak were just as weak and sloppy as the guy who was presumably drinking like a fish all day. Bringing up the delayed NSFW book lol as if anyone actually cares.

HAHAHAHAHA.
I literally can't stop laughing.
We are deep into "methinks the lady doth protest too much" territory now.
I'm glad you're too low-functioning to realize how embarrassing your post was. I had to go look at your post history to make sure it was real, and not only is it real, a bunch of people in the Ralph thread agreed with it. Cringe!

What? Wasn't the simp thing because he made fun of Idubbbz for literally the same thing?
Point me to where Dick paid for bolt-on tits for his GF to begin her OnlyFans career. Either that, or live your life as an open homosexual because you just used "literally" like a high school girl.
 
Well put, though.

"It’s like you guys caught me jerking off and instead of making fun of me getting caught, you’re trying to convince everyone that jerking off is wrong. Dumb!"

This is what I'm saying about Jesse and his fans ruining fun. Stop acting like this shit is a "problem" that needs to be "addressed."
 
edit : ^^^^I honestly have seen more moralfagging about Jessy and his supposedly non-existent fans' moralfagging, than any supposed moralfagging I've seen from Jesse and his 'fans'. Granted, there was that annoying bullshit from a couple of mental defectives about where Dick's thread should be on the Farms, but that was months ago, and I don't see what bearing it has on these latest comical happenings
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Anyway, for some non-moral faggotry on my own behalf : both Dick and Ralph need to lay off the booze and pills if that "circle the wagons for Dick" stream isn't indicative of their normal behavoir/abilities/performance. It makes them both way too overemotional, sloppy and slow-witted to be anything close to funny, intentionally entertaining, or capable of making an even mediocre showing for themselves as self-proclaimed master bloodsports legends in what was basically a 7 vs 1 bloodsport beef rigged in their favor.
I assume they're both consistently a lot better than this usually, in comedic timing/skills, entertainment value, judgement, and reactions to trolling and jokes at their own expense, just based on the fact they've both garnered big loyal followings, and have been around a long time for the type of rightwing pandering, drama-monger/gossip channel ecelebs they are
 
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You have an interesting writing style.
I'm Dick Masterson. That's why I post screencaps that could incriminate his GF:
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You're so low-functioning autistic that you can't even tell that Dick and I both stole our writing style from Trump. Sad!
 
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Dick, by his testimony, was on a sober kick for a while, but lately has been drinking more heavily than ever.

It would be interesting to compare how much he claims to be drinking with how funny each episode is overall.

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Are those texts the worst thing Jamie has or is she still holding out hope Dick will leave 80's girl for her?

If Maddox has pictures of 80's girl why didn't he send them to her school when he was trying to get her fired?

Why is it everytime something happens that could hurt Dick people worse than him throw themselves into the limelight to try and own him?
 
Are those texts the worst thing Jamie has or is she still holding out hope Dick will leave 80's girl for her?

If Maddox has pictures of 80's girl why didn't he send them to her school when he was trying to get her fired?

Why is it everytime something happens that could hurt Dick people worse than him throw themselves into the limelight to try and own him?

The grass isn’t necessarily greener on the other side. JLH is dating some dude 20 years older than her and seems much more high strung so he must not be laying the pipe correctly. She would come back to Dick if he asked. These type of jilted lovers lash out because of residual feelings.

I agree with your last paragraph but people can and should be judged by the company they keep. If Dick willingly hangs out with autists and thots, then that reflects poorly on him.
 
If Dick thinks what he did was so chad, then why is he apologising for it?

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Also, where is the article JLH wrote? I can't find an archive of it but its supposed to be about dick masterson?
It got flagged down though




Also, are the messages dick sent here? This thread is super disorganised. It seems to mostly just be arguments about whether or not people should care / accusing people of doing ops
 
Dick is not above apologizing for shit whether or not he actually means it. He's said this several times.
See here's the real peek into the true Dick. Anyone who has been in a relationship knows you don't apologise for something you didnt do cause then that just gets brought up ad nauseum as admission of guilt. His whole premise of "just apoogise to get that bitch off your back" doesnt work. I first remember him saying this over the whole Sargon patreon thing.

So I also gotta wonder if it's totally acceptable to apologise for something you don't mean why doesn't Dick just apologise over this? Shit it's almost like the guy is a complete slave to pussy and is jumping through hoops to hide that fact.
 
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