Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

More of this shit? Today could be interesting, and also boring.

Lucas is continuing to explore the link between liberal politics and hypocrisy, which is his penis.

If you're a liberal and not interested in his penis, it means you're not really a liberal. A liberal would overlook the package that his very small penis is attached to.

This line of reasoning that makes sense to no one but Lucas, and persuades no one.

He is fixated on this topic and sometimes exchanges Christians for Liberals. If you want nothing to do with Lucas's penis, the fault is in your professed beliefs, not anything about Lucas.

His insistence on making this point over and over is exhausting, but it's nice watching him grow more furious and unhinged.
 
Lucas also addressed the recent videos about him as he "didn't watch them, now you're blocked on Instagram". Nice to know they upset you enough to make a video about it creep, I hope more people cover this pedophile. Although between Walter Fate's series and Chris Hansen calling Lucas out as a predator, I dunno what more you can do

More of this shit? Today could be interesting, and also boring.

Lucas is continuing to explore the link between liberal politics and hypocrisy, which is his penis.

If you're a liberal and not interested in his penis, it means you're not really a liberal. A liberal would overlook the package that his very small penis is attached to.

This line of reasoning that makes sense to no one but Lucas, and persuades no one.

He is fixated on this topic and sometimes exchanges Christians for Liberals. If you want nothing to do with Lucas's penis, the fault is in your professed beliefs, not anything about Lucas.

His insistence on making this point over and over is exhausting, but it's nice watching him grow more furious and unhinged.
 
More of this shit? Today could be interesting, and also boring.

Lucas is continuing to explore the link between liberal politics and hypocrisy, which is his penis.

If you're a liberal and not interested in his penis, it means you're not really a liberal. A liberal would overlook the package that his very small penis is attached to.

This line of reasoning that makes sense to no one but Lucas, and persuades no one.

He is fixated on this topic and sometimes exchanges Christians for Liberals. If you want nothing to do with Lucas's penis, the fault is in your professed beliefs, not anything about Lucas.

His insistence on making this point over and over is exhausting, but it's nice watching him grow more furious and unhinged.
I'm a liberal and an atheist and I wouldn't touch his tiny nubbin, even with medical-grade hazmat gloves and a set of tweezers.
 

Is Lucas at the point where he screams at every car passing by?

He's reverting to a sheepdog that runs to the end of its yard barking at loud cars as they go by

He's becoming more and more unhinged. Considering public freakouts were behind his last few trips to the funny farm i'd say hes starting to edge toward completing that particular cycle in the not too distant future
 
He's reverting to a sheepdog that runs to the end of its yard barking at loud cars as they go by

He's becoming more and more unhinged. Considering public freakouts were behind his last few trips to the funny farm i'd say hes starting to edge toward completing that particular cycle in the not too distant future
When describing his first homeless saga, which culminated in yet another hospitalization, Lucas said that he shouted at cars. Truly. To stick it to the man, or expose society's corruption or some other edgy teen shit.

There's a screenshot floating around where he tries to portray his madness as a pretty cool revolutionary act. It is very embarrassing.

Lucas isn't quite at the stage where he literally shouts at cars, but it can't be far off. We will witness a period of heightened activity and instability, and them he'll fall silent for months, only to show up one day fatter and pilled up to offer Zoomers money for a date in his Zombie voice.
 
What did it take to get him involuntarily hospitalized last night? I know it was a public freakout, but I forget the specifics....

The type of girls he wants (young liberals who get wet for Bernie) are not the kind of girls who are going to want a baby pumped into them at 18-24 years old, regardless of who's doing the pumping. They're more focused on having fun, going to college or starting their careers. You know, things you probably want to have established before bringing another human being into the world, if they even want to at all.
 

Lucas says its the golden age of chince because he gets ripped off when he buys cheap shit

He then takes a questionably long time to figure out how long he has owned his new phone charger (which already seems to be having problems) before realizing it bought it.....6 days ago

But he does confirm he has a toothbrush at least....that he uses to help him charge his phone

and he lectures us all about how long cars last when you buy them. The guy who has never and will never owned or driven a car in his life

He also assumes that if phone chargers were invented in the 1950s they'd automatically be high quality and last until the 1970s and wouldn't have to be replaced by new versions 'cause none of them would have broken yet'

He also seems to think people remodel their houses every few years...and because their houses are falling apart

Lucas is literally ranting about things he has absolutely no understanding whatsoever of
 
Holy pedo rationalizations batman


'If you ordered a pizza would you rather that pizza have milk or cheese on it?'

'I'm a hundred percent certain that cheese and bread and alot of meats like salami and pepperoni....you can't eat calves....well you can but you have to let them age into beef cow' (apparently he never heard of veal)

'Theres vegetables on it! You can't eat seeds!' (lolwut?) They have to grow up and that all requires the AGING PROCESS!'

You heard it here first folks. Lucas is now trying to rationalize pedo behavior by talking about pizza toppings and how you can't eat them until they are 'aged'
 
Social justice Lucas ladies and gents
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What did it take to get him involuntarily hospitalized last night? I know it was a public freakout, but I forget the specifics....

The type of girls he wants (young liberals who get wet for Bernie) are not the kind of girls who are going to want a baby pumped into them at 18-24 years old, regardless of who's doing the pumping. They're more focused on having fun, going to college or starting their careers. You know, things you probably want to have established before bringing another human being into the world, if they even want to at all.
His last hospitalization has been characterized as an intervention to avoid a Rape Saga.

The timeline, as I understand it, went something like this:

1) Lucas begins acting out in meatspace, just like he does online. Somehow, this comes to the attention of the police, and leads to a long hospitalization in 2017. I don't know the particulars of the freak out that attracted the men with butterfly nets, and I'm not sure if they're known. It was widely speculated that he was being sexually aggressive to young women, especially after Lucas claimed to be "a lot more respectful to women" after his release.

Note that the grounds for involuntary hospitalization are: danger to self, danger to others, or profound disability; commitment rarely lasts longer than a month. He had an abnormally long stay, suggesting a judge ordered it. Based on his conduct, the length of his stay, and the fact that he was closely watched after his release, it seems that he was deemed a danger to others. Specifically young women. It was widely believed that Lucas had aggressively perved on a teen and was reported for it.

2) Lucas is released after several months, and immediately begins where he left off. Within 48 hours he violates the conditions of his release by taking to Facebook and YouTube to hunt for teen poonaner.
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He gives out his address at his new halfway house. He offers to buy young girls steak, but is very specific about only 18 year olds, fueling speculation that his commitment was related to creeping on 16 year olds. His offer makes the newspapers.

His social media is being observed by his care team, who note that he's made no progress and is violating the terms of his release. First, he is kicked out of the halfway house. Then he is hospitalized again. Essentially, he had one very long hospitalization, 9 to 10 months, with a few days break.

I don't believe he's been hospitalized since, though it's coming.
 
Note that the grounds for involuntary hospitalization are: danger to self, danger to others, or profound disability; commitment rarely lasts longer than a month. He had an abnormally long stay, suggesting a judge ordered it. Based on his conduct, the length of his stay, and the fact that he was closely watched after his release, it seems that he was deemed a danger to others. Specifically young women. It was widely believed that Lucas had aggressively perved on a teen and was reported for it.
Court ordered involuntary commitments can only be a shorter period. In my state and Washington, it's 14 days, and then doctors have to sign off on continuing it. So, the psychs deemed Lucas is dangerous probably to himself and 16-24 year old girls... which you need to be really fucked up to accomplish. Hospitals don't want to keep people there any longer than they need to, obviously. If you're committed for more than a month, you're usually bounced around various mental hospitals too.

In my stupid opinion, Lucas definitely isn't among the severely mentally fucked up people. So he must have been behaving even worse than he is in these recent videos.
 
Court ordered involuntary commitments can only be a shorter period. In my state and Washington, it's 14 days, and then doctors have to sign off on continuing it. So, the psychs deemed Lucas is dangerous probably to himself and 16-24 year old girls... which you need to be really fucked up to accomplish. Hospitals don't want to keep people there any longer than they need to, obviously. If you're committed for more than a month, you're usually bounced around various mental hospitals too.

In my stupid opinion, Lucas definitely isn't among the severely mentally fucked up people. So he must have been behaving even worse than he is in these recent videos.
A legal kiwi, with some familiarity with Washington law, opined that a stay the length of Lucas's requires a judge's order and cooperation with a doctor. In Washington, after a 3 day confinement, a doctor can petition for a 14, 90, or 180 day stay. Anything longer requires a judge to sign off on.

Lucas did two consecutive stints, each greater than 180 days. This means that his doctors were extraordinarily worried about him, and a judge was, too.

I agree that Lucas must've been behaving worse than ever before during this period. Lucas has suicide baited in the past, but that's not his get down and doesn't typically justify a stay like his. Before his confinement he was being very, very aggressive in his Love Quest, as documented in this thread (around pages 120 to 130). I think it's reasonabl to assume he was deemed a danger to others.

It's a reminder that though he is a buffoon, Lucas Werner isn't harmless. He is a very dangerous pervert working himself up to a sexual assault.

Here's a succinct summary of the law for other Spergs:
 
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