Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Free the Pedos]

If someone created him as a fictional character to mock boomers I would consider him a lazy exaggeration.

 

[Aaway]

Who's taking prayer away from you, Jack?

Name them.

jack would totally wear this in public

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Sometimes I truly do wonder how much Jack even knows about Christianity. He likes to portray himself as this great evangelist, but he seems to only be able to echo what his pastor tells him. Even on his Christian channel, all he does is listen to his pastor talk. I'm not sure if he's ever even read the Bible before.

 

[Swiss46]

Sometimes I truly do wonder how much Jack even knows about Christianity. He likes to portray himself as this great evangelist, but he seems to only be able to echo what his pastor tells him. Even on his Christian channel, all he does is listen to his pastor talk. I'm not sure if he's ever even read the Bible before.

Jack is just a typical boomer Christian that claims to be super devoted to those around him while not fully living up to that standard when not directly in the public eye. It's common and nothing truly noteworthy in most cases, however Jack is a gluttonous idiot who frequently broadcasts his life to the world leaving many examples of him not acting like the uber Christian he publicly presents.

Jack probably has skimmed the Bible occasionally and remembers the stories his Pastor hammers out constantly, but beyond that and some favorite verses his understanding of Christianity is probably next to nonexistent.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Sometimes I truly do wonder how much Jack even knows about Christianity. He likes to portray himself as this great evangelist, but he seems to only be able to echo what his pastor tells him. Even on his Christian channel, all he does is listen to his pastor talk. I'm not sure if he's ever even read the Bible before.

He knows precisely fuck-all. He does what most boomer redneck Christians do; he picks and chooses the parts he likes. As in, death to the gays and alcohol bad, but it's okay for me to pig out every night and treat everyone around me like they're less than me.

I'd be amazed if he could recite the ten commandments without looking it up.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

He knows precisely fuck-all. He does what most boomer redneck Christians do; he picks and chooses the parts he likes. As in, death to the gays and alcohol bad, but it's okay for me to pig out every night and treat everyone around me like they're less than me.

I'd be amazed if he could recite the ten commandments without looking it up.

Wait, where does the Bible say that alcohol's bad? Literally the last thing Jesus was said to have drank was wine.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Wait, where does the Bible say that alcohol's bad? Literally the last thing Jesus was said to have drank was wine.

If I remember right, drinking is alright in the Bible, it's just drinking in excess that is bad. Most Baptist and Protestants bastardize that into just being "Alcohol Bad."

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Wait, where does the Bible say that alcohol's bad? Literally the last thing Jesus was said to have drank was wine.

I think social drinking is okay but overindulgence is a sin? Whatever the case, Jack and the rest of the Scalfamily are teetotallers.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

I suspect Jack was a raging ’tard of an alcoholic throughout his younger years and, like other child-chokers and irresponsible booze-bags, he eventually “found god” (through Tammy and her resolute support, obviously). Here he is talking about a time he drank himself stupid and walked into a stop sign in Mexico.

 

[fuck whales]

Ive often thought my conspiracy theory intake lack mayonnaise. Thank god for Jack.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

I suspect Jack was a raging ’tard of an alcoholic throughout his younger years and, like other child-chokers and irresponsible booze-bags, he eventually “found god” (through Tammy and her resolute support, obviously). Here he is talking about a time he drank himself stupid and walked into a stop sign in Mexico.

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Of course he was most upset about the meat.

 

[DuckSucker]

I got so caught up in Jack the Conspiracy Theorist, I forgot about Jack the Persecuted Christian.

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He's putting a lack of Arbys up there with religious persecution. Isnt that worshiping false idols?

I suspect Jack was a raging ’tard of an alcoholic throughout his younger years and, like other child-chokers and irresponsible booze-bags, he eventually “found god” (through Tammy and her resolute support, obviously). Here he is talking about a time he drank himself stupid and walked into a stop sign in Mexico.

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Ahahaha I bet this fuck gave up drinking not because of Christ or any moral or personal integrity, not even because of embarrassment from this incident. I bet he gave up drinking because he's butthurt that a stop sign (ironically) slapped a hamburger out of his pudgy mitts and onto the ground, ruining it.

jack would totally wear this in public

I can absolutely imagine him wearing this and claiming it's why he needs the scooter at Wal Mart. "Have you seen my hat? Im a veteran!" as he shoves some old lady over and takes the scooter she was struggling to get into on her own.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I suspect Jack was a raging ’tard of an alcoholic throughout his younger years and, like other child-chokers and irresponsible booze-bags, he eventually “found god” (through Tammy and her resolute support, obviously). Here he is talking about a time he drank himself stupid and walked into a stop sign in Mexico.

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Even in this story he was primarily upset about not being able to stuff his face with the rest of that burger. He's so one-track minded it hurts.

 

[Aaway]

the alcohol thing is weird because there's video of jack+tammy on a cruise several years ago where tammy is drinking margaritas and jack even makes a comment about how she looks drunk

now even the slightest mention of alcohol by jack gets tammy triggered and they love pointing out how they don't drink. i'm guessing the move to TN is what made them become 100% anti-drinking since they felt it would help them fit in more with the fake christian community they became a part of

 

[Adamska]

I suspect Jack was a raging ’tard of an alcoholic throughout his younger years and, like other child-chokers and irresponsible booze-bags, he eventually “found god” (through Tammy and her resolute support, obviously). Here he is talking about a time he drank himself stupid and walked into a stop sign in Mexico.

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Hilarious how Hungry Jack was pissy about this for well over a decade after the incident. This gluttonous pig literally still remembers and feels the rage of having a burger get wasted on the floor. He also very clearly is angry that Tammy likes to narrate this story as a joke/spite.

What an utter bitch.

 

[salmonellajack]

I bet Jack still ate the burger.

There is a JOTG video where he scoops a piece of meat (I think brisket) off the floor and into his mouth.

He also tells his buddy he was banned from a place because they it was run by illegal aliens.

It was peak Jack. Wish I could find the video. Sickening in so many ways.

 

[Aaway]

I bet Jack still ate the burger.

There is a JOTG video where he scoops a piece of meat (I think brisket) off the floor and into his mouth.

He also tells his buddy he was banned from a place because they it was run by illegal aliens.

It was peak Jack. Wish I could find the video. Sickening in so many ways.

 

[AnOminous]

I bet Jack still ate the burger.

There is a JOTG video where he scoops a piece of meat (I think brisket) off the floor and into his mouth.

He also tells his buddy he was banned from a place because they it was run by illegal aliens.

The fat cunt was probably going around harassing patrons by shoving his shitty camera in their face and they told him to knock it the fuck off, so of course it was because they were afraid of La Migra, not just that they didn't want some disgusting fat fuck interrupting their meal with his shit show.

 

[Aaway]

The fat cunt was probably going around harassing patrons by shoving his shitty camera in their face and they told him to knock it the fuck off, so of course it was because they were afraid of La Migra, not just that they didn't want some disgusting fat fuck interrupting their meal with his shit show.

if i'm remembering correctly, he was filming the cashier and one of the employees told him he needed to get the owner's permission to film

which of course lead to jack throwing a fit and looking for every little reason to criticize the food. he even said that he wanted his viewers to start filming if they went there and to say jack sent them lol

 

[Cereal Killer]

If I went somewhere to eat and saw some asshole “filming” on their iPhone I would leave. If I was working I’d be even saltier. Jack is no Guy Fieri.