🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Don't Fall Asleep said:
Are we pig posting now?!‽?
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Oh we pig posting.
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NORA THIS PIGLET DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
About a bottle of Makers Mark, xanax bars, and the will of Gunt and I am ready to fight coach. Before you know, Ralph is down for the count with no swing needed at all.

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Flamenco says he likes to take bookings via http://twitter.com/flamencotrr . Ethan R is ignoring us for the time being, so you'll probably need to get word to his lord and master indirectly

Let's make this Knoxville 2: Both Combatants Actually Show Up Edition!
 
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Freedom Fries said:
That Jesse sperg claiming that Dick offered to let him use NP2 if he deleted everything about Dax and his friends when asked. Believable and understandable, but a decent propaganda point for NP2 being used to control speech.
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God damn, Jesse's gotta have some mixed feelings about this. On one hand, he's finally getting traction on his Dick grievances after nearly five years. On the other hand, his own efforts meant literally nothing and it all it took was the bumbling of a fat alcoholic to draw the attention he was so desperately working for
 
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Imaginemarryingapaki said:
Imagine being 35 years old, bragging about getting pussy when the only one you had was from a green card chasing PAKI , could have forgiven an eastern euro girl but the day will come where this fat grifter has no more options to steal money from white nationalists
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Ralph had a girlfriend before Nora. She was some red headed white bitch which a gigantic forehead and round face.
 
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Toast Sandwich said:
You're not wrong at all, but plenty of people hold onto dreams long after the opportunity has sailed away. There's plenty of tragic figures in Hollywood.

If I had to guess his thought process right now it would be he's hoping that a group of outcast comedians like Shane Gillis etc. come together to make something so then he can shmooze himself into being a part of it. There's a steady enough stream of cancelled comedians these days, so it's not out of the realm of possibility.



Here's the video that actually cancelled the commercial from airing. It also has all the footage from the commercial in it. The whole situation is wrapped up in Dick's history with that Jesse guy.

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Lol, just got around to watching it. Yeah, I can see why a family restaurant might have an issue with Dick

Sargon, skeptics, IBS and Toad McKinley take note: that is how long an effective character assassination video should be
 
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Imaginemarryingapaki said:
Imagine being 35 years old, bragging about getting pussy when the only one you had was from a green card chasing PAKI , could have forgiven an eastern euro girl but the day will come where this fat grifter has no more options to steal money from white nationalists
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Can a man be more pathetic than Ethan Ralph ?
 
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Oh shit they are talking about Noll now. Crp is shittalking him.
And no Jesse people have been asking to move the dick thread for months its not just about you.
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They are being very unfair to him tough. Calling him shit that they know hes not.
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
Jim is just as apathetic as spoony at this point, the only difference between the two is people still worship Jim (who only sees his audience as despicable paypigs to be milked until their tits run dry) for some reason.
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"Jim=Spoony" keeps getting thrown around and it's such a brutal fucking comparison it actually has me laughing out loud, people need to start asking Jim how he feels about Final Fantasy VIII
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Imaginemarryingapaki said:
Imagine being 35 years old, bragging about getting pussy when the only one you had was from a green card chasing PAKI , could have forgiven an eastern euro girl but the day will come where this fat grifter has no more options to steal money from white nationalists
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I'm loving the dedication to the bit, fellow new account bro. Speak your truth.
 
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instythot said:
Lol, just got around to watching it. Yeah, I can see why a family restaurant might have an issue with Dick

Sargon, skeptics, IBS and Toad McKinley take note: that is how long an effective character assassination video should be
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That video was fucking hilarious. If anything, I'm MORE willing to order from Pizza Hut now.
 
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It's funny, Godwinson and PPP have for the last couple of days been going hard on the Ralphawhale and Masterson, but strangely enough I haven't seen one tweet from either Ralph's twitter or Dick's that directly responds to either of them. Instead they've been picking fights with random people on here and on twitter... very interesting... also interesting is as soon as CRP threw his hat into this mess both Ralph and Dick IMMEDIATELY started talking shit about him on twitter.. it's almost like they're afraid to acknowledge on their Twitter feeds that PPP and Godwinson exist and are bringing up coherent points. Instead Ralph and Dick are focusing on that Jesse person and CRP... literal low hanging fruit idiots that trigger the smooth brains that still follow the gunt into a guntguarding frenzy. Begs the question, why are Dick and Ralph acting in such an oddly defensive manner for something that is a literal nothingburger? Are they afraid of a British NEET and a fat Canadian?
 
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Jack Awful said:
It mostly comes down to Dick still putting out content while Metokur struggles to even stream about Corona anymore. A lot of the people in Jim's thread are annoyed by Jim devolving into a whiny doomer when he used to make such good content.
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I didn't think of that. I guess it makes sense, although I figured that inconsistency or "Jim Time" was always something he was honest about.
 
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