Skitzocow Alexander Backman (Conspiracy Guy)

[Alex Krycek]

you are a fool if you think i will not find and denounce this people, ISIS is behing my back, the Otan tries to kill me, do you think i feel fear for you people?

I read all of your posts in this guys voice because of how broken your typing is

I bet you two would get along btw.

 

[ON 190]

I will begin the ritual to invoke our dark lord and master, Lucifer, the Morning Star, to send us his infernal aid.

You know damn well who we must invoke...

 

[AP 297]

@A.Backman

It is nice to see you here. Can you prove to us you are who you say you are?

@Glaive , @Surtur , @CompyRex

Needs to probably help verify your identity.

 

[A.Backman]

Are you snorting heroin or something? Sure, ISIS is bad, but they want to kill Obama, not some stupid loser who lives in his parent's basement like you.

ISISI is chasing me, and before that the mexican and american agents, they try to censure me, that's why i cant take a job in open TV despise the offers, and by the way i live in my own house with my wife and son

 

[Fwiffo]

i dont waste my time on apocryphal readings, i keep my mind close just to the word of jesus and god in the bible

You realize neither Jesus nor God are their real names, right?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

You know damn well who we must invoke...

Indeed!

بسم كلب الشرطة الرحمن الرحيم

 

[Roger Rabbit]

ISISI is chasing me, and before that the mexican and american agents, they try to censure me, that's why i cant take a job in open TV despise the offers, and by the way i live in my own house with my wife and son

Yep, definitely heroin. Mixed with crack and meth.

 

[Lalala]

*strolls into the thread*

Well, God told about 9/11 and it happened, god told me about the Gemranwings crash and it happened , why god would lie now?

*strolls out of the thread*

(For real tho you're not special get over yourself God isn't talking to you and your English ams dildos)

 

[Cubanodun]

that's why i cant take a job in open TV

Standard lolcow pattern rule number 3: excuses for not working

Well, God told about 9/11 and it happened, god told me about the Gemranwings crash and it happened , why god would lie now?

sadly God is not a reliable source of information... or credibility or anything at all, must be a problem of PR in heavens, shit happens, people die everyday, there must be a lot of redtape up there

 

[ON 190]

ISISI is chasing me, and before that the mexican and american agents, they try to censure me, that's why i cant take a job in open TV despise the offers, and by the way i live in my own house with my wife and son

Have you heard the Good Word?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

and by the way i live in my own house with my wife and son

Hate to break it to you, but that coat rack isn't your wife, and that bag of potatoes? Not your son.

 

[voiceguy]

i study in the Journalism in California, i had a grade from Berkeley , what do you have?

When did you graduate from Berkeley? (Giving you the suspension of disbelief that you actually graduated and did not drop or flunk out.)

 

[Alex Krycek]

ISISI is chasing me, and before that the mexican and american agents, they try to censure me, that's why i cant take a job in open TV despise the offers, and by the way i live in my own house with my wife and son

Didn't you say you had 2 children?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Didn't you say you had 2 children?

He got hungry and ate the bag of oranges, now he only has one son.

 

[A.Backman]

Hate to break it to you, but that coat rack isn't your wife, and that bag of potatoes? Not your son.

hear my videos and reports, most of them i do it with Monica Gabler, my wife and partner in life.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Look, I don't judge people based on religion, creed, gender or race. However, when you bring up anti-vax stuff, that's where I get steamed. Mad even.

Let me put this out there. Yes, I was born when they still used mercury in vaccines. Yes, I got fucked up with mental illnesses. No, they have nothing to do with one another. Hell, the person who did that study was outed as a fraud who did it to get paid by a lawyer. So no, anti-vax doesn't make sense. Hell, there's an entire episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit talking about how seriously fucked up anti-vax nuts are. I suggest you watch it Mr. Backman.

 

[A.Backman]

Didn't you say you had 2 children?

one son and one daugther, she's studying in california, did you even read my biography?

 

[Sigyn]

I wonder if this guy knows Brad Watson. Maybe we should set them up on a date, they'd have a lot to talk about.
EDIT:

one son and one daugther, she's studying in california, did you even read my biography?

And do your children know that you do this? What do they think about it?

 

[A.Backman]

When did you graduate from Berkeley? (Giving you the suspension of disbelief that you actually graduated and did not drop or flunk out.)

more improtant, why should i asnwer to you about my studies?

Look, I don't judge people based on religion, creed, gender or race. However, when you bring up anti-vax stuff, that's where I get steamed. Mad even.

Let me put this out there. Yes, I was born when they still used mercury in vaccines. Yes, I got fucked up with mental illnesses. No, they have nothing to do with one another. Hell, the person who did that study was outed as a fraud who did it to get paid by a lawyer. So no, anti-vax doesn't make sense. Hell, there's an entire episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit talking about how seriously fucked up anti-vax nuts are. I suggest you watch it Mr. Backman.

im glad you know my postition on vaccines at least.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Gather the goats blood, my brothers.

I'll bring the masks and animal skins.