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[*distant thrum*]

Rain puzzle pieces down upon me but there's something I've been mulling over for a while. Since Kev is on inevitable trajectory towards the sweet embrace of death, whether it be by sepsis or troon on troon murder when he finally wears out whatever tolerance the other have for him, I'm genuinely curious how the rest of the sped-squad would deal with the corpse?
Will the cats eat him before they discover his moldering body? Will they cover it up by burying him in the pasture and reusing old selfies(wouldn't be that difficult cause he looks the same in every picture)? Maybe frame it as a hate crime to get extra asspats from the internet? Or maybe he'll simply melt into revolting goo cause he's already rotted away on the inside? There are so many ways this could spin out into an insane death spiral you could write a choose your own adventure story

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Rain puzzle pieces down upon me but there's something I've been mulling over for a while. Since Kev is on inevitable trajectory towards the sweet embrace of death, whether it be by sepsis or troon on troon murder when he finally wears out whatever tolerance the other have for him, I'm genuinely curious how the rest of the sped-squad would deal with the corpse?
Will the cats eat him before they discover his moldering body? Will they cover it up by burying him in the pasture and reusing old selfies(wouldn't be that difficult cause he looks the same in every picture)? Maybe frame it as a hate crime to get extra asspats from the internet? Or maybe he'll simply melt into revolting goo cause he's already rotted away on the inside? There are so many ways this could spin out into an insane death spiral you could write a choose your own adventure story

A bunch of degenerate hyperfetishist troons who can barely function as human beings, alone on a ranch with a dead body? Let's be honest, they'd be taking turns fucking Kevin's corpse before he was even cold. And it would be basically morally sound, since it's what Kevin would have wanted.

 

[gracious bobbly bits]

One of the troons who interacts with Kevin was talking about his own surgery, and another troon who'd had the surgery admits a surgeon told him it's like a gunshot wound.

It all just looks like dudes trying to rationalize they had their dicks cut off.

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[Astro Galactic Megalul]

He could've outfitted the entire ranch with Ruger 10/22s (one of the best varmint rifles imo) and enough .22lr ammo to go to war with a small nation for that price as well, lmao. But no, waste your money on FN's embarrassment. Sure, why not.

I'd also place money that they've never even fired the fuckin Five-Seven. The Hellcat? Maybe, it's got some dings, though maybe they bought it second hand. I'd guaran-fuckin-tee if they ever tried target practice at the compound ranch, Kev would fire up a twitter storm over how frightening and terrifying the sounds were and how it'd give him/trigger PTSD or something.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this very troon an ex-military as well? Makes his choice of weapons even more embarrassing.

 

[Puddleduck]

Rain puzzle pieces down upon me but there's something I've been mulling over for a while. Since Kev is on inevitable trajectory towards the sweet embrace of death, whether it be by sepsis or troon on troon murder when he finally wears out whatever tolerance the other have for him, I'm genuinely curious how the rest of the sped-squad would deal with the corpse?
Will the cats eat him before they discover his moldering body? Will they cover it up by burying him in the pasture and reusing old selfies(wouldn't be that difficult cause he looks the same in every picture)? Maybe frame it as a hate crime to get extra asspats from the internet? Or maybe he'll simply melt into revolting goo cause he's already rotted away on the inside? There are so many ways this could spin out into an insane death spiral you could write a choose your own adventure story

Penny seems like the kind of psychopath who would know how to kill Kevin and make it look like suicide.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He's right about "it completely changes how you care for this part of your body"

Which is another reason why Kevin Cumbrain should have never gotten the cock chop - he can't take care of it.

Just look how greasy and fucking unhygienic & disgusting he is. Not just him but his butchered twitter troon bros too. When basic hygiene is hard for them then caring for a srs wound is impossible.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Or possibly even a uterus transplant, good god, imagine how fucked-up a kid would turn out if they were raised by Kevin and his Trannny ilk.

That will never be a possibility. Women's bodies are very different in a lot of important ways, and a male body would be unable to handle it. Even the spine is different to accommodate pregnancy.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Penny seems like the kind of psychopath who would know how to kill Kevin and make it look like suicide.

Maybe Bonnie's betting on this. They still need someone to fake a will.

New heist-type movie coming in 2021?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Which is another reason why Kevin Cumbrain should have never gotten the cock chop - he can't take care of it.

Just look how greasy and fucking unhygienic & disgusting he is. Not just him but his butchered twitter troon bros too. When basic hygiene is hard for them then caring for a srs wound is impossible.

Even trannies who take impeccable care of themselves have difficulties with SRS healing. Swelling can pop stitches and shit can sometimes just fall off it, even if you follow your doctor's instructions exactly and you're really careful with it. Simple fact is, it's a wound, so you're always going to be limited in terms of how much control you get over it.

That said, having an SRS wound and being a rancid sweaty ogre just opens you up for all kinds of colourful infections to bury themselves in the weird little hairy pockets you have on the inside of your totally legitimate vagina. I can only hope that Kevin hasn't subjected some poor gynecologist to his biohazardous faux-cunt.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I feel like Kevin gets out of basic Ranch chores due to his healing crotch wound. Sort of like those Tumblr “spoonies” who “can’t work.” Plus, the Troon Ranch claims to be so supportive of troons that it would be bad PR to force a troon who is still recovering from bottom surgery to work.

Kevvie mention on Twitter before that he gets a pass because he’s “recovering” but I’m Not optimistic he will pull his weight after his “recover“ because he always complains about having “chronic fatigue syndrome”

Penny seems like the kind of psychopath who would know how to kill Kevin and make it look like suicide.

Would be the easiest crime to pull off.

Police show up at the ranch and see Kevvie with his brains all over the walls.


Policeman “ What happened here?“

Penny “ Well my friend is trans and—“

Policeman “say no more fam”

 

[Mr Snek]

this house is fucked
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gofundme for a new deck when?

Eh, that deck isn't nearly as bad as it looks, it's just that someone built a wooden structure that would experience weathering and water damage using nails instead of screws. The wood still looks okay so all it needs is to have the nails replaced with screws and maybe a coat of paint. Of course that won't stop the troons from getting scammed into paying for a whole new deck and the troons from scamming people on GoFundMe. That house is quite literally built on shaky foundations though, there have been too many problems cropping up for it to have been built by competent workers.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

what Bonnie said was


Alpaca ⚙ Momma
BonnieMakes

I've got my own ranch, 100+ animals, an off grid solar system...
How do I do it?
I'm in debt up to my eyes balls
I can barely pay my finance charges
10:52 PM · May 1, 2020

he is referencing an old Lending Tree commercial from November 2003, the original was

I'm Stanley Johnson. I have a great family. I have a four-bedroom house in a great community. Do you like my car? It's new. I even belong to the local golf club. How do I do it?
I'm in debt up to my eyeballs.
I can barely pay my finance charges. Somebody help me.

Need a smart way to consolidate your debt? Come to lendingtree.com, and you can get home equity rates as low as 4.99 percent APR. When banks compete, you win at lendingtree.com.

 

[stupid fuck]

more toys


more grooming


more cringe


more autism


more serial killer vibes


new roof now required, you've gotta be fucking kidding at this point Phil

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

new roof now required, you've gotta be fucking kidding at this point Phil
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New GoFundMe in t minus 5 days.

Maybe these retards should get jobs, downsize the ranch, and build it up slowly at a pace it can actually sustain itself.

But I guess we wouldn't be here if they weren't completely inept about everything.

 

[Tomssu]

Just checked, the old gofundme is still going

ok..?

Plus Kevvie having girly problems

Takkun is super cute tho

 

[SIGSEGV]

more serial killer vibes

Look at all those bottles of alcohol in the background. That's how they deal with the pain of sharing a house with Kevin.

 

[Puddleduck]

Takkun looks almost identical to my cat, she even looks smaller than average like mine! It's weeeiiiird….

 

[Particle Bored]

Rain puzzle pieces down upon me but there's something I've been mulling over for a while. Since Kev is on inevitable trajectory towards the sweet embrace of death, whether it be by sepsis or troon on troon murder when he finally wears out whatever tolerance the other have for him, I'm genuinely curious how the rest of the sped-squad would deal with the corpse?
Will the cats eat him before they discover his moldering body? Will they cover it up by burying him in the pasture and reusing old selfies(wouldn't be that difficult cause he looks the same in every picture)? Maybe frame it as a hate crime to get extra asspats from the internet? Or maybe he'll simply melt into revolting goo cause he's already rotted away on the inside? There are so many ways this could spin out into an insane death spiral you could write a choose your own adventure story

Death.... By snoo snoo!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Look at all those bottles of alcohol in the background. That's how they deal with the pain of sharing a house with Kevin.

Do we know if Kev is a big drinker? He seems the binging type.

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Takkun is super cute tho

Someone, anyone, PLEASE take that cat away from these people. He's a good lad he doesn't deserve this

Why is Kevin so casual about mentioning dilation? I would imagine that's the kind of thing that's, y'know, personal. Maybe even embarrassing. Sort of akin to a real woman announcing that she just put her tampon in. Women don't share their vaginal maintenance with the world, Kevin.

 

[lololololagain]

Just checked, the old gofundme is still going
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Plus Kevvie having girly problems
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Takkun is super cute tho

Posting a picture of an actual Pussy while talking about keeping his fake pussy from closing up. Classy.