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[chroma]

Personally, I can't wait for Kevvie to get his boobs. Those things will truly make him look special
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For comparison, Gabi Garcia is a 42B and she's a genetic freak. In case in wasn't obvious from that photo, she also does tons of steroids.

If I had to guess, I'd say that the majority of bras with 44" bands (or larger) are worn by people with XY chromosomes (trans-women & crossdressers).

 

[super thug]

It's amazing how he's completely unable to handle a disagreeing opinion. It's just crazy to me. I mean, blocking someone over opinions on movies?! He's like me back when I was 10.

It makes me feel bad for the dude. Anybody else wonder just what Kevin would've been like if his dad didn't shuffle off this mortal coil back when he was 13? I realize this speculation is ultimately pointless but sometimes I think maybe he could've been almost normal if not for that. I'm convinced that this early trauma in his life and fact that his family let him isolate himself with just the computer (as a way of not-dealing with the pain), these things are what ballooned into present-day Kevin.

And now poor Kevin really would be better off dead, he just doesn't realize it yet. There is just no fixing what he's become.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I have a really hard time believing Kevvie actually wears a C cup. I bet the only reason he has a C cup bra (which I doubt he wears more than once or twice a year) is because it is almost impossible to find a band size that large with an A or B cup.

Arguing about Star Wars and referring to breasts as tits, knockers, badonkers, etc. is the least feminine thing you can do. I'm guessing he's never had a female friend ever in his life. If he was around normal women for any length of time he would understand that everything he does is not normal behavior for a woman. He's like the biggest male chauvinist in the world but instead of talking about women like that -- he talks about himself that way. Ngl, it makes me want to smack him up side the head to knock some sense into him.

 

[Lyre]

Let's get to know our boy a bit better!
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Spoiler: Bigger pic

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Personally, I can't wait for Kevvie to get his boobs. Those things will truly make him look special
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and like a shady car salesman, he really tries to make his crotch wound sound good
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and some spooky stuff for last:
You are experiencing sleep paralysis, and you see this coming for you

Spoiler: you can't hide from this

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Holy shit he's still trying to convince himself his nerves are "waking up" how many months after his surgery? kevvie, my dude, you just have to accept that your nerves aren't "still waking up" and some "haven't woken up yet" you have a half-dead rot pocket and will never get sexual satisfaction when you could've just had a microdick with full sensitivity

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Ngl, it makes me want to smack him up side the head to knock some sense into him.

Kevin being Kevin, I'm sure that would in some way be a fetish of his.

 

[s0mbra]

People who compare trooning out to "chasing the dragon" are spot on.
Kevin wanting more holes. He's had his dick flayed and inverted and it's STILL not enough to satisfy him.
He wants more. Bigger tits (fuck that troon saying they want a horrible breast disease just to get huge tits btw) his natural moobs from hormones aren't enough.
He wants piercings. Not just a couple. He want nose and nipples pierced. He wants MORE HOLES
He and his ilk will NEVER be satisfied, so they continue modding their body (and in Kevin's case, hoarding more stuff) more and more because it's never good enough.

After the tits and piercings, what do you think he'll try next? Lip injections? Putting holes in/gauging his cheeks? Ass implants?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

He wants to transform from 'am hole' to 'am many holes'.

 

[Coofcamp1488]

He wants to transform from 'am hole' to 'am many holes'.

If he really wanted become 'am many hole' he should just go to Chicago.

But troons only ever like the idea of it, never the reality. I mean take a look at how he deals with the 'surgery', he liked the idea but now he holds regrets about it, its going to be the same with the breast implants and piercings. If/when he gets them, there will be the around the same level of coping about them as his 'surgery'. I guarantee it.

 

[Witthel]

After the tits and piercings, what do you think he'll try next? Lip injections? Putting holes in/gauging his cheeks? Ass implants?

Or possibly even a uterus transplant, good god, imagine how fucked-up a kid would turn out if they were raised by Kevin and his Trannny ilk.

 

[Bani]

I have a really hard time believing Kevvie actually wears a C cup. I bet the only reason he has a C cup bra (which I doubt he wears more than once or twice a year) is because it is almost impossible to find a band size that large with an A or B cup.

Arguing about Star Wars and referring to breasts as tits, knockers, badonkers, etc. is the least feminine thing you can do. I'm guessing he's never had a female friend ever in his life. If he was around normal women for any length of time he would understand that everything he does is not normal behavior for a woman. He's like the biggest male chauvinist in the world but instead of talking about women like that -- he talks about himself that way. Ngl, it makes me want to smack him up side the head to knock some sense into him.

Seconding this.

Kevin claims to be a C cup, while Gabi's are B's? There's no way Kevin's moobs are bigger than hers. We've seen them, they're tuberous As, not Cs. Kevin is wearing bras two cups sizes too big, like an insecure middle school girl.

People who compare trooning out to "chasing the dragon" are spot on.
Kevin wanting more holes. He's had his dick flayed and inverted and it's STILL not enough to satisfy him.
He wants more. Bigger tits (fuck that troon saying they want a horrible breast disease just to get huge tits btw) his natural moobs from hormones aren't enough.
He wants piercings. Not just a couple. He want nose and nipples pierced. He wants MORE HOLES
He and his ilk will NEVER be satisfied, so they continue modding their body (and in Kevin's case, hoarding more stuff) more and more because it's never good enough.

After the tits and piercings, what do you think he'll try next? Lip injections? Putting holes in/gauging his cheeks? Ass implants?

His dream is probably to skinwalk that other troon nutcase with the horns and baboon-ass lips.

 

[Nothingmuchtosay]

I can see why the book young Kevvie claimed to be his favorite (Dr. Franklin's Island) on his deviantart would be relevant to his interests. In it teens are forced to undergo slow, painful, disgusting experimental procedures in an attempt to turn them into animals with human intelligence. (Sort of a reverse The Island of Doctor Moreau, get it?) Once transformed there are some small aspects they enjoy, but the psychological torment is still strong and they run the risk of losing their human minds and becoming dumb animals entirely. Knowing him, he probably shipped the two female leads as well. They spend some time naked while they nearly starve to death as castaways. So sapphic uwu hghghjghgj ....

 

[Billy Budd]

Let's get to know our boy a bit better!
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Personally, I can't wait for Kevvie to get his boobs. Those things will truly make him look special
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and like a shady car salesman, he really tries to make his crotch wound sound good
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Absolutely everything about this man SCREAMS virgin.

 

[Tomssu]

No surprise here that his taste in movies suck too

I'm sure he has stuff missing all the time

KevKev can't believe what he has done to himself

The mandatory gross

He messaged his surgeon. Why won't you wear more diapers, that might help?

Bugged mirror mechanics

Kevvie has been blabbing about wanting big boobs, and this is what I imagine he wants

Spoiler: looks really natural

 

[Marche]

He messaged his surgeon. Why won't you wear more diapers, that might help?

It used to be "next week I can start using my vagina since it will be healed" like 4 months ago and now its 'it might take a year"
the slow cruel reality that its an open wound that will never actually heal.

 

[Spastic Colon]

His surgeon told him to try "freeballing"? LOL -- why isn't he complaining about the doc triggering his dysphoria by comparing his totally real not even a gyno can tell the difference neo vag with sweaty balls? And covid or not, I bet there is fuck all the doc can do for him anyway. It's permanently fucked up. The best he can hope for is that the wound closes and stops being an angry mass of raw flesh.

I know of no surgery on earth that takes 1 year to completely heal at the incision site. Hell, my mom had major open heart surgery and recovered faster than Kevvie at more than twice his age. If it hasn't healed by now, there is something really, really wrong. Not just his surgeon fucked up and it looks weird bad, but bad as in pieces of his neo-vag are going to be falling off pretty soon (if they aren't already). Maybe that's the real reason Kevvie is wearing diapers. There's got to be lots of gross stuff oozing out down there if the doc is recommending airing it out

 

[stupid fuck]

Kev still talking about his gross botched amhole

meanwhile...


guess Bonnie is the CFO because Phillelope seems to be hopeless at financial decisions


this house is fucked

gofundme for a new deck when?

patreon is stagnant, february 14 vs. today


and their etsy sales aren't looking good, february 7 vs. today

Spoiler: some troon math

their products are around $5-$40, so assuming the average sale is $30, they've made $30 x 89 sales ($2670) minus etsy's 5% (~$133.5) cut on items + listing fees and other fine print. i don't even think they've even broken $2500 since the start of february, given there was a long period there they were just selling plastic jewellery and calendars.

and who knows if they were actually competent enough to factor in shipping costs + etsy's addtional 5% shipping cost cut, or their custom labels, or the cost of sending the fleece for processing.

a cursory googling of hay sales in Colorado puts pricing at around $10 per bale. sizing varies of course and i don't know how much alpacas eat, but that math alone makes their situation look dicey.

and Phil seems to have taken to ranching with his five-seven

tranny Waco can't come soon enough


edit: looking at the title of the thread, i think the ranch is a much larger part of the shitshow now, and Kevin has essentially retired his artwork and "green salamander" handles. i think a little more emphasis on ram ranch would be helpful - thoughts?

 

[Spunt]

The whole Troonicorn Ranch thing is interesting and probably needs to be added to the title, but I think if Kevin wasn't there we wouldn't be covering it - just three troons who made a bad investment. It's Kevvie's involvement that makes the whole thing so morbidly fascinating. The big unknown is the dynamic between Kev and the other troons, and just why it is that he does nothing and spends hundreds of dollars a week on children's toys while the rest of them work themselves into the ground and can barely afford to eat, and why everyone seems to put up with it.

I speculated that he's using a trust fund to part-fund the ranch, though others have doubted that. If they are correct, and all Kev has left is "enough for implants" ($8-$10k apparently) and is just sitting there sucking up all their hard-won electricity with his massive gaming rig and spending money that could save the whole endeavour from bankruptcy on dildos, Lego and Transformers, then the big questions are:

1 - What happens when Kev runs out of money?
2 - What happens when they all run out of money?
3 - What happens when the rest of the troons run out of patience with Kevin?

It's particularly notable that Kev and the other troons seldom mention each other, even though he's supposed to be in a romantic relationship with at least one and possibly all of them. The dynamic between them, and the reasons for this bizarre situation, are what is fascinating now. It's clearly not sustainable, and Kev's little bubble will have to burst eventually. There's no block button on a 9mm round, after all.

 

[Spastic Colon]

The whole Troonicorn Ranch thing is interesting and probably needs to be added to the title, but I think if Kevin wasn't there we wouldn't be covering it - just three troons who made a bad investment. It's Kevvie's involvement that makes the whole thing so morbidly fascinating. The big unknown is the dynamic between Kev and the other troons, and just why it is that he does nothing and spends hundreds of dollars a week on children's toys while the rest of them work themselves into the ground and can barely afford to eat, and why everyone seems to put up with it.

I speculated that he's using a trust fund to part-fund the ranch, though others have doubted that. If they are correct, and all Kev has left is "enough for implants" ($8-$10k apparently) and is just sitting there sucking up all their hard-won electricity with his massive gaming rig and spending money that could save the whole endeavour from bankruptcy, then the big questions are:

1 - What happens when Kev runs out of money?
2 - What happens when they all run out of money?
3 - What happens when the rest of the troons run out of patience with Kevin?

It's particularly notable that Kev and the other troons seldom mention each other, even though he's supposed to be in a romantic relationship with at least one and possibly all of them. The dynamic between them, and the reasons for this bizarre situation, are what is fascinating now. It's clearly not sustainable, and Kev's little bubble will have to burst eventually. There's no block button on a 9mm round, after all.

I really don't think Kev is bankrolling their adventure. I do think he is paying rent -- whatever amount that was agreed upon. And since he reliably pays rent, they won't kick him out because they are desperate. But I can see Kev being the type that refuses to pay one penny more than the agreed upon price no matter what happens.

 

[Migraine Box]

1 - What happens when Kev runs out of money?
2 - What happens when they all run out of money?
3 - What happens when the rest of the troons run out of patience with Kevin?

Well, it's already established a few of them have firearms, so...

 

[Spunt]

I really don't think Kev is bankrolling their adventure. I do think he is paying rent -- whatever amount that was agreed upon. And since he reliably pays rent, they won't kick him out because they are desperate. But I can see Kev being the type that refuses to pay one penny more than the agreed upon price no matter what happens.

That's my take too (I didn't mean I thought he was paying for the whole thing, just a set amount). It's the only combination of circumstances that explains why they put up with him. And as you said, he's enough of a shithead to refuse to pay any more as they beg for food money while he builds literal pyramids of brand new stuffed toys.