Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Wait I'm retarded. Why is this even a thing? So Jesse leaked a text of dick talking to someone he fucks, and apparently that makes him a simp? And because no one gives an absolute shit about this, people start chimping out? Jesus we got some bored ass people l. Good to see zoom is alive I suppose. The autistic ones never go away.
 
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Jessies assigning the stereotypes of the alt-right onto dick without understanding that his fans aren't stereotypical. Dick is a degenerate heathen who is only on the right because of how far the left has moved. His fans don't give a shit that he fucks other women. On his show there have been multiple times he's talked about wanting to date pornstars. When it came time to criticize I-cucks dick had a hard time explaining why it was bad and spent time defending Icucks actions. If this was somebody like pre-catboy nick fuentes he would of had something but as it sit's jessies overreaching. The only other argument is that dicks a simp which entirely hinges on whether or not dick fucked the chick which it seems like he did.

All that consider the only reason that this has turned into a dumbster fire is that dicks response to it has been awfull. If he just let jessie onto the stream, let the faggot sperg out, and then laugh at him for thinking dicks fans give a shit that he is a degenerate this be over. I mean for fucks sake just laugh at the fagot, not yell not gasslight, not kick them off the stream, laugh at them when they think dick fucking someother chick was against dicks charachter or would piss off his fans. Jessie is showing that he has no idea who dick or his fans are and could have easilly been swatted away.

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Jessie's a retard that thinks his blank is a silver bullet and this is only a dumpster fire because Dick and co mishandled it so spectacularly.


I'm conflicted as whether to be impressed that dick used atavistic correctly or think he's a massive faggot for doing it.
 
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I don't know why everyone is like "everyone is trolling shielding dick cause if they don't, the gravy train will stop running". There's nothing in those texts that's entertaining. It's like trying to get juice from a stump. Nothing's gonna come. I mean, I can see if dick was trying to cover it up, but it just seems like he was trying to make fun of people tying to one up him, unsuccessfully.

Not everything is an Illuminati conspiracy.
 
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Goofy Logic said:
So some leaked texts lead to an autistic meltdown that makes absolutely no sense. Got it.
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Yes. The purest form of Internet Bloodsports to exist yet

karz said:
This is all exceptional internet sperging about a "Chad" who did what most, if not all straight men do when they're not married - flirt.
I'm unaware if Dick is currently dating anyone at the moment, but I'll assume he isn't.
It was embarrassing, yes, but it's not worth any more than having a good chuckle and moving on.
Everyone attacking Dick for this manufactured gayop e-drama is just as exceptional as the people "defending" Dick (of whom, some have vested interest in doing so).
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There is absolutely no reason for Dick to care, be embarrassed or have people defend him on this. I think the DMs were funny, but nothing worth more than say a day of people laughing intermittently.

Him being sensitive enough about this to even acknowledge it was him lighting the world's largest "please fuck with me because you will get excellent results" beacon. And here we are
 
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Horus said:
Very good post! Anyways, I am super disapointed with Rackets in this one. I like the guy and watch his content, but he failed to control his stream in any meaningful way. It reminded me of the uttter chaos that was Metokur's IBS apocalypse stream.

Had Nick just used the mute button a few times, we might have got some sort of resolution to the situation, instead of spergs yelling for 3 hours.
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After PPP left, Nick mentioned Hangouts got rid of the mute button. If that’s the case, there’s no way he would’ve been able to.
 
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Good to know when I stopped watching TheKillStream around the same time Ralph had his "Drunken Gunt Spaz Attack" after the MMA Road Trip that the show quality got worse, so nothing of value was worth watching

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>Zoom did tech work for NewProject2
If this is true, then This is pretty much the "death nail" on this paypal alternative. Dick can't possibly be that naive and stupid to NOT do research on who Zoom is exactly. He could have watched Metokur's videos on the whole KrautAndTea fiasco just to get a good basis on who the guy is and what he's all about.

Edit: Added a Bold/Italic/Underline snipit after the greentext for correction
 
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