Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Thirteenfifty]

excited to see if this drama goes any further, but I feel like it may have hit it's peak last night (how could it get any better?)

 

[Übertroon]

So the gist I'm getting here is that a few autistic people are mad because they don't get to be part of the new money making machine, so now there's some bitching about the guy running the patreon alternative being a simp for cheating on his girlfriend

 

[Marissa Moira]

excited to see if this drama goes any further, but I feel like it may have hit it's peak last night (how could it get any better?)

Illegally run mexican cockfighting ring and a sex slave trafficking operation.

 

[BasedGypo]

I wish people would stop taking Zoom at his word. "I did the backend for NP2." Okay, well I have a foot long cock. Do any of you faggots believe I have a foot long cock?

The password reset feature leaks user emails without captcha/rate limit, so it's pretty believable imo. That's a data breach waiting to happen.

 

[Not Really Here]

That was a meme. Didn't happen.

Which one?
Because people (including Nick) believe the IMC one and the Zoom one isn't a meme.

 

[CDWLTY]

I still don't get what the 'coverup' is and there's now way I'm watching the killstream. I can't name more than three guys I've ever been friends with for decades that have NOT simped of sent sappy, embarrassing love letters. The perenially stunted, chunky corndog himself is clearly going to do the same, because he's essentially a dog's brain in a man's body. From Nick's stream it really feels like projecting values and morals on people who don't really have them. That PPP sounded like he was shocked that people-gasp!-are universally hypocritical. It reeks of on/off switch social autism and it ruined what could have been a fun stream. I don't get what's so awful about Dick behaving this way. I said in the ralph thread (another vaguely man-shaped animal) that Dick has been living in L.A. for years, he's deliberately been in UCB for a long time, and he was in the comedy scene. WIllingly. For years. No one with an inflexible moral spine would likely put up with all that forever, and that's leaving out burning man. How the hell do you expect a guy with damn good money coming in, surrounded in a land of whores looking for any amount of exposure, and a weekly two hour session to show them off? Of course he'll be disgusting, he's a gen x horndog who managed to figure out how easy skanks are to con into shitty threesomes. Maybe he likes them, maybe each one provides a dull sense of self-worth and accomplishment for a spell and fades into nothing. I wouldn't expect anyone who drinks and does whatever pharmacopia he has at hand to be a good person. I expect him to provide a couple hours of content a week about his dumbass misadventures. If he did act like a good boy that would be pretty dull listening to his well-balanced breakfast, avoiding heart problems, sleeping issues, and getting his kids into good private schools. I'd much rathe that patreon dosh get tossed into strippers and sex-trafficked russians who think they're reporting to a craigslist ad at a news studio.

I still don't get what the coverup is. They should razz him a bit, but the texts aren't that bad. They're acting like they found out his girlfriend is into cucking him and having him fellate the bulls, at least then that's damaging enough to a brand to close the wagons a bit. Fuck all this. This is dumb. I'm done shitting now. Bye.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

This is somehow more autistic than Chris's "dimensional merge" bullshit.

 

[instythot]

The actual dms aren't that bad. They do come off as "simpish", and in Dick's case they are more damning, since his persona is something of a Chad, though even that is overblown (I'd say his "brand" is more "wild party animal" than "Impeccable Uber Chad", I think people who only know him casually hold onto the Dr. Phil appearance as their baseline).

The trashfire is the reaction. I was largely blaming his buddies terrible attempts at damage control (mainly Gunt and gang) that only fanned the flames, but after that Reiketa stream, you can tell it really bothers Dick. This is also getting to all his cappos friends as well, including our feeder and chief. It really does imply there coordinated actions happening, similar to the much hated skeptics, and that people are trying to cover up for something bigger. But I'm not ruling out regular exceptionalism and Dick worship either.

The true moral of the story is the next time you're Dming a girl, tell her to "bring da movies" instead of "giving her new wings."

EDIT: In terms of coverups, here are some likely items.

1. The Implicit or explicit dox info Dick, or others involved in NewProject2 has
2. The true nature of Dick's romantic relationships (soap opera drama, instead of having a harem)
3. Dick taking down Pod Awful's patreon for using the N1gger word
4. NP2 being cover for some sort of money laundering operation

I think the actual coverup is that Dax is a thin skinned f-slur who has no business dipping his toes into the internet waters he's been swimming in while also portraying himself as an ultra loud aggressive uberchad. Not sure why anyone is still working on it, but if people did the sensible thing I would be paying for television instead of laughing at morons online

edit: but for real, the "coverup" angle was just shit that godwinson and ppp lifted from the x files because they've been reviewing it by season and thought it was cool

 

[Perspicacity]

Also Nick lied he said he didnt knew who zoom was even tough he has appeared on stream with Zoom twice. He lied in order to protect the shred that was left of Dicks ego i guess?


Stream apperances.
Once in the slapfight with warski and tonka

Zoom / Godspeed Absolutely DESTROYS Tonka Saw / Donga (#Killstream)

#Killstream: https://dlive.tv/theralphretort Source: https://youtu.be/e72C56ZD6tE

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I cant find the second on as almost everything about streamme is gone but i think it was the stream when Zoom resarched and doxed Tonka after the fight? During the Stream when he started droping Dox, Nick noped the fuck out. Maybe @Perspicacity knows what stream im talking about.

Zoom later claims in one of his streams that hes been talking to Riketa in Dms

Nick made multiple appearances on stream.me shows including Zoom's. They are particularly difficult to find, there is one is particular that comes to mind where everyone thought he went over the line that I'm currently searching for..... But heres proof that Nick was telling a bold face lie that he didn't know who Zoom was. That and pretending he doesn't know anything about what Zoom did to Ralph, Josh, etc was pretty funny as well.

 

[porsalin5]

Dick is a programmer by trade originally. He and I have a strange common heritage as PHP Pros that I did not know about until he started working on NP2. As far as I'm aware he did the custom code by himself and talked about it on his podcast a couple times.

Dick is a programming genius. Google "site:newproject2.com feed".

 

[Mister Dongs]

excited to see if this drama goes any further, but I feel like it may have hit it's peak last night (how could it get any better?)

It could go on for years if Dick actually succeeds. Even something as boring as "alternate online payment processor" could be an unending trashfire when managed by the Internet Bloodsports alumni. Seeing as notoriously ineffectual dweebs Dick and Nicky Rackets being the big ringleaders though, I don't see this going any further than "Goon Project".

 

[LoreFlexer]

So the gist I'm getting here is that a few autistic people are mad because they don't get to be part of the new money making machine, so now there's some bitching about the guy running the patreon alternative being a simp for cheating on his girlfriend

PPP and Godwinson are more of shit stirrers and trolls, I don't think either care to be on NP2. It more has to do with the leaks clashing with Dick's persona and the shielding of him done by people that use the NP2 site. It's mostly just entertainment, but Zoom claiming to have worked on NP2 is the most worrying part of the whole thing especially after having doxed dick. Dick even said on twitter afterwards that he likes Zoom(who is a known scumbag).

 

[A Logging Company]

With some time to reflect, the most amusing part of the DMs is no longer "atavistic", it is now:

Dax: Would money fix it? What about money? Would that help? (several times)
Also Dax: I couldn't overnight your phone because it would have cost fifty bucks

Woah, he was actually offering her money? I thought it was just pandering flowery language.

Like I said, just tell that bitch to Bring the Movies.

 

[Make it 42%]

I don't think Dick knows the meaning of "atavistic".

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Dick even said on twitter afterwards that he likes Zoom(who is a known scumbag).

Wait so after he was doxed, he still likes him?

 

[Love Machine]

godspeed is the worst flash villain and is gay. Also just because your named Zoom doesnt make you anyway as cool as professor zoom.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

How is his face so tiny

Spoiler

 

[Übertroon]

PPP and Godwinson are more of shit stirrers and trolls, I don't think either care to be on NP2.

I mean, why bring up the topic and complain about it being an elitist club if you aren't buttmad about it?

 

[Punished Brent]

Associating with zoom is the real problem. I don’t really care about those “leaked texts” because they aren’t crazy enough to be funny. Zoom is boring! He usually just sucks the energy and potential out of whatever he is in. He could ruin a stream with Chris-Chan and DSP as co-hosts.

 

[Marissa Moira]

This is somehow more autistic than Chris's "dimensional merge" bullshit.

People who said they don't worship e-celebs wound up worshiping a bunch of different lesser known e-celebs.

I mean at least if you stab someone over a K-Pop band that will at least make the news, you do the same for one of these guys and you'll just be thrown in jail and racism will be the cause.