Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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This is what all the fuss is about? Lame. I expected something genuinely juicy for the Internet Famous category to be lit aflame. I'm glad I don't follow IBS spergery anymore, the Jarbo the Hutt saga will always be the last good thing to come out of it.

It is more than a little amusing to watch someone who built a career as troll damn near lose his mind in the face of a relentless autist over something nobody cares about
 
To the outsider looking in, Dick's whole "brand" is being this rich alpha mega-chad aka the homecoming king. The DMs playing pillow talk for a man with this whole e-persona of "Bitch bring me a sandwich and spread em" comes across kinda weak, especially when you write a book called "Men Are Better Than Women", shit talk Maddox, and keep talking about that fucking Dr Phil appearance for the millionth time. That shit to me comes across like the behavior of a man working at a Walmart laying weak game to a cashier thot get his dick wet.
 
Dick is a programmer by trade originally. He and I have a strange common heritage as PHP Pros that I did not know about until he started working on NP2. As far as I'm aware he did the custom code by himself and talked about it on his podcast a couple times.
I posted this in Ralph's thread but I think it's worth pointing out again for those that don't follow his thread:

Dick on Racket's stream: "I'm a software engineer." Dick uses WordPress for New Project 2 and you can find download links for content that's supposed to be paypig only via a Google search lmao.

Let me get this straight, Dick has the SSNs and addresses of all these e-celebs and has a poorly coded WordPress site. This ain't gonna end well for New Project 2 users, folks.

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I posted this in Ralph's thread but I think it's worth pointing out again for those that don't follow his thread:

Dick: "I'm a software engineer." Dick uses WordPress for New Project 2 and you can find download links for content that's supposed to be paypig only via a Google search lmao.

Let me get this straight, Dick has the SSNs and addresses of all these e-celebs and has a poorly coded WordPress site. This ain't gonna end well for New Project 2 users, folks.

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The SSN thing was a lie PPP made, apparently. Earlier in the thread Null confirmed no such requirement existed.
 
Let me get this straight, Dick has the SSNs and addresses of all these e-celebs and has a poorly coded WordPress site. This ain't gonna end well for New Project 2 users, folks.
I've explained this before.

Payments go through auth.net directly. Payment details never hit NP2 servers.
Disbursement is handled by another 3rd party. I collect payments, I submit my FIN to a 3rd party.

NP2 never handles FIN. It's the same as Patreon.

Dunno why I'm wasting my time explaining this. No one cares about the boring reality of how payment processors work. It's funnier to chimp out over fantasy.
 
"Internet Bloodsports".... Now there's a name I haven't heard in many years....

Maybe I'm rétarded, but let me get this straight. Dick sends cringy texts to some chick he's banging. Zoom and pals don't understand what "simp" means and try to pester Gunt, Jim, Null etc. into making it into a new IBS saga. They all ignore him, but since they all use the same platform that means it's a big internet conspiracy to prevent people from finding out that Dick.....talks up bitches he's given the salami spear? OmG BiG ChAd dIcK iS SiMpInG!!!

Even by IBS standards this is extremely gay
 
The SSN thing was a lie PPP made, apparently. Earlier in the thread Null confirmed no such requirement existed.
Okay, thanks, I hadn't heard that, but still, he's using software that is routinely hacked and his site isn't even properly securing paypig content lol. He's made a bunch of enemies over the years and he still has their addresses to send users 1099 forms or whatever.
 
If your take away from that clip is that Nick is literally saying he doesn't know who Zoom is you may have autism or problems understanding people.

Edit: Maybe that sounds like big simpin' but it seems more like the approach of prodding for information from PPP since he concedes right away.
 
I think this is the timestamp they're referring to.
Really? I think we are seeing a lot of people exposing their autism right now. Nick literally reacts with 'ah fuck' when Dick mentions Zoom, only ask PPP to see what his reaction is and we have spergs digging up year old streams to 'prove' Nick knows zoom as a got ya. Its a conversation cue to illicit a response but I guess if you have the 'tism you take everything literally and wouldn't understand.

Is this PPP guy fucking with them or does he have record levels of autism? I have the Nick stream in the background and its literally melting my fucking brain.
 
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