Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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I've explained this before.

Payments go through auth.net directly. Payment details never hit NP2 servers.
Disbursement is handled by another 3rd party. I collect payments, I submit my FIN to a 3rd party.

NP2 never handles FIN. It's the same as Patreon.

Dunno why I'm wasting my time explaining this. No one cares about the boring reality of how payment processors work. It's funnier to chimp out over fantasy.
I understand that payment details go through Authorize.Net and don't hit his server. But NP2 paypig content is available via a Google search, which doesn't inspire much confidence if he's storing people's addresses, which I assume he is unless someone else (Authorize.Net?) is sending 1099 forms.
 
Really? I think we are seeing a lot of people exposing their autism right now. Nick literally reacts with 'ah fuck' when Dick mentions Zoom, only ask PPP to see what his reaction is and we have spergs digging up year old streams to 'prove' Nick knows zoom as a got ya. Its a conversation cue to illicit a response but I guess if you have the 'tism you take everything literally and wouldn't understand.

Is this PPP guy fucking with them or does he have record levels of autism? I have the Nick stream in the background and its literally melting my fucking brain.
Well apparently Zoom has Masterson's cell phone number and was calling him. They let him on the show later. Nick and Dick have this big smile of their face like it's some kind of gotcha moment when they invite him in. Masterson is tweeting after the stream that he likes Zoom and they are friendly. You just really read this entire thread before commenting.

The New Project 2 angle is a means to an end to poke at Dick's circle jerk. Let's stop pretending unironically that Dick is going to dox his paypigs or there is some major vulnerability to peoples information, he isn't Ethan Ralph.
 
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Do y'all remember people that well? I think it can depend on how social someone is. I could get Nick not knowing who Zoom is, even if he worked with him before. He does drink a lot.....I regularly fail to remember people's names, even if I see them a few times unless there's a reason to. It's tough to keep the autistic circle all locked away in the brain already, and each person involved has a few hundred pages of thread history to brush up on to understand. I could definitely see him not recognizing it if it's been a long time since they talked.

When I heard about this I was pumped to laugh at some primo, hi-test cuckery because it would spin dick out. He does have a pretty short fuse, which is part of the fun. He didn't do so well in that stream, but he's a 45 year old sponge soaked in molly and alcohol.:left: Can someonepunch up the script a bit?
 
I understand that payment details go through Authorize.Net and don't hit his server. But NP2 paypig content is available via a Google search, which doesn't inspire much confidence if he's storing people's addresses, which I assume he is unless someone else (Authorize.Net?) is sending 1099 forms.
You don't need confidence in anything. He doesn't store or touch FIN. Disbursement processor handles payments and FIN for creators. I explained this to you on Discord. Please stop playing ignorant.
 
Well, pretty awesome OP I must first say, great compilation for those of us who have no fucking idea what's going on and seeing the fire spreading out from IF.

You know it's funny consistently believing there's no long term hope in e-celebs from very early on in the unfolding drama across these several years; and still managing to be decently surprised that it keeps being proven right. Even now, holy shit we're reaching new whole levels of fucking gay I can't begin to fathom.
 
Does this faggot really think of himself like this? Goddamn
yes, it's why zoom is always the gayest part of any IBS thing, he's the living embodiment of people telling jokes but that one guy takes it too far and kills the mood. If there was a level of finesse or humor put into it I wouldn't mind, but he unironically thinks he's a 4d chess genius for doxxxxxing already public people, and moreover that he's some kind of sacred bringer of justice for doing so

the guntmobile getting sabotaged, that awful tonka documentary "send him to jail" bit, it's one faggoty thing after another where the real crime isn't internet feefees hurt or the killing of a sacred doxxxxxxx, it's that the whole thing is always painfully unfunny
 
The only part of this that I don't understand is why there --has-- to be some sort of grand c-list e-celeb conspiracy for Dick to be a thin-skinned neurotic faggot. Everyone from LA is a thin-skinned neurotic faggot trying to fool themselves into thinking they're anything but. He's obviously no exception but that should come as no surprise.
 
Wow, the gay ops. Anyone familiar with the Dick Show thread know these speds have been worked up for a while.

Shaming Dick's street view came from around the time of "Slime Time" when Dick posted pictures of Maddox's bedroom out of context and got women to make fun of it. Good times. House continues down the hill, that floor is essentially his garage. Zillow pics from before it was purchased were posted but I'm not autistic enough to dig it up, got a great balcony view though.

The JLH angle has been pushed for several months now. It seems like she sperged out trying to launch her Youtube. There have been continuous leaks over this time period that Dick's fans have largely disregarded cause womanizing is what we expect him to do. Lot of sinful stones getting cast around here from guys that apparently have never privately said embarrassing shit to get in a girl's pants.

The simping part is the absolute funniest bit to me. For context, this is Jaime Lynn Huges:
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Dick fucked that, with his girlfriend. I struggle at the idea of coming up with something further from Simping than having threesomes with a literal bikini model.

Associating with Zoom is definitely the worst part of all this. Dick has a problem with cutting people off when they are cancerous. They like to make a big deal over him dumping Asterios, but the guy had been jackass for well over a year before the blow up over talking about his love life. Dick talks about it on the latests PKA, and it lines up with my feelings listening to it as it happened. Asterios cared more about fitting in with his avacado toast gobbling liberal friends than being successful online. The only reason he didn't cut things off was he feared losing his $3kish a month Patreon during the lolsuit.

Honestly this reeks of a massive gay ops blue ball explosion. PPP/Godwinson/Jesse are extremely exceptional. They were smart enough to know they had gold with those texts. They could of had a great time roasting Dick over them. But that's not what they wanted. They wanted to beat Dick Masterson. They wanted to knock him down a peg, a moral victory. And that's just not going to work with Dick. He openly talks about doing drugs, sleeping with married women, being an asshole to everyone in his life, and drinking to much. He's shameless, he hasn't tried to run from these "leaks." The first thing he did on the Killstream was joke about them with Jim.

It's why time after time again they go after his girlfriend, watch these speds do it too when this flops. It's the only way to upset him.
 
Does anybody have the medium post that Dax is totally not at all upset about?
There is an archive that I don’t know offhand but can probably find.
However I did save some screenshots of the emails dicks current gf sent to the other gf Jamie.
 

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Do y'all remember people that well? I think it can depend on how social someone is. I could get Nick not knowing who Zoom is, even if he worked with him before. He does drink a lot.....I regularly fail to remember people's names, even if I see them a few times unless there's a reason to. It's tough to keep the autistic circle all locked away in the brain already, and each person involved has a few hundred pages of thread history to brush up on to understand. I could definitely see him not recognizing it if it's been a long time since they talked.

When I heard about this I was pumped to laugh at some primo, hi-test cuckery because it would spin dick out. He does have a pretty short fuse, which is part of the fun. He didn't do so well in that stream, but he's a 45 year old sponge soaked in molly and alcohol.:left: Can someonepunch up the script a bit?
Nick also is more involved with weeb wars and is only really on the far peripheral of anything remotely IBS when it comes to the content he regularly does. He also has a family of 6 that he spends his days with, I probably wouldn't memorize an internet sperg if I was in his situation either. Dick on the other hand running apparent defense for Zoom is extremely gay, especially after Gaytor went on Nicks show and educated Rackets about Zooms pedo adventure while dick was presumably listening and also eventually rejoining.
 
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