Which lolcow would you unironically sex?

[Pee Cola]

Well that one e-girl who got bit by her cat is pretty cute. Probably would bone her, but the fact she abuses said cat is a turn off.

That's what hatefucking is for.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Anna O' Brien/Glitter and Lasers

She might be killing herself slowly with her weight gain, but those thighs are deliciously thick

 

[Mister Dongs]

Leah Tverly if I could somehow get her to wash and shave. I'd smash that shit so hard she wouldn't even give a fuck about what trans people got up to afterwards.

 

[Salad Dodger]

I'd have tapped pre-op dude Contrapoints like a mob phone line.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Leah Tverly if I could somehow get her to wash and shave. I'd smash that shit so hard she wouldn't even give a fuck about what trans people got up to afterwards.

She's gonna look like she's got one of the boondocks kids in a leglock. I have a drinking buddy that always says "70s style!" and grins whenever he thinks of huge bush.

Is Eugenia Cooney a lolcow? I'd like to swaddle her and feed her ensure from a glittery goth bottle and take her to the park and shit.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Only high-t women like Leah have the aggression levels to fight the feminist patriarchy, muscle tone despite engaging in little if any physical exercise and also sport a slime trail over their bellies.

 

[Spooky Bones]

The dissociative identity chick. Don't judge me. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" doesn't apply because she's pretending, r-right?

 

[nekrataal]

Ive had a change of heart, I’d raw dog smugruko. I wouldn’t pull out and I would hate myself after the fact.

 

[Leaf-eon]

Pretrans ContraPoints

Why did he have to troon out?

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

@Williamchu

 

[#zzz]

I feel like I can't be sure any of the lolcow's don't have various STD's due to their lifestyle.

 

[Chad Nasty]

@DocHoliday1977

And of course Christine, but thats not a "would" situation more than a "current"

 

[nukes]

Momokun tbh

Pretrans ContraPoints
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Why did he have to troon out?

what the fuck. he was very good looking as a man. It’s a shame when an attractive person troons out and ruins themselves with hormones and shit

 

[Heartmoth]

Sol Pais, the columbine wannabe who they found naked and dead in the forest.
I wish she was still here today, I don't even wanna "sext" her, I just wanna be there for her. To tell her that the world doesn't have to be so terrible, that I could be there for her.
Too late for that sadly.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Sarah Wiedenheft, people from the Weeb Wars may know her as the "hypocrite who wanted Vic Mignogna to be jailed for never proven MeToo allegations yet wanted her pedo brother not to be punished, eventhough Police arrested him & he was a confirmed pedo some months later, who left with just community service & an official SO registration. She's not as much of a lolcow herself, but she is & I don't know the language of the farms well so it may be wrong, a horrorcow apologist.

Now, to the banging, I normally won't even approach her in her orignal (she's actually blonde & looks like a high, anorexic, 2010's "XD RAWR" Gamergirl version of Kristen Stewart as seen in the dox) & if her brother just happens to be somewhere near me then I may just have the urge to hit him, He just has a repulsive face in general.

But even I have to admit that the Redhead look was hot to me. These pics may be filtered to death, but they look good.

https://twitter.com/SarahWiedenheft/status/1182444347763113984?s=19

 

[The best and greatest]

Is it too late to say Oxychan?

 

[ForgedBlades]

Is Heidi O'Ferrall a lolcow?

 

[Longjack Attack]

Her tits are flat as pancakes but compensates for a hella cute face thou.
5/10.

 

[Twat_Hunter]

RIP you sexy beast.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

Cop-out (but only barely): Liz Katz.

Completely unironically: Blaire White, Laci Green, Aydin Paladin, Kathy Zhu

To see the look on her face: Zoe Quin.

To see the look on Ian's face: Anisa Jomha.