Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for Kotaku, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

kaien said:
Interesting: if you search twitter for his handle and "mother," "father," "parent," or "parents," in none of those cases do you get a single result.
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Probably deleted it all now, but when he was determined to go full troon. He told the folks back home and they said "okay honey but we think you should see a therapist before you do anything rash"- which to most troons is about the same as telling them you don't accept it at all. So he scraped money via doing the articles and begging so he could get the HRT done without momma and poppa's money.
 
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"I decided not to leave media for tech because I don’t want to work in a field where I have to choose jobs based on whether my work is being used in concentration camps or not

The last time I went to a tech event a staff member made fun of sex workers. I threw up in the bathroom"

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TheMonkeyMan said:
"I decided not to leave media for tech because I don’t want to work in a field where I have to choose jobs based on whether my work is being used in concentration camps or not

The last time I went to a tech event a staff member made fun of sex workers. I threw up in the bathroom"

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Working for Microsoft or Amazon just to make your resume look nice is leagues better than writing shitty articles about which vibrator stimulates your girldick the best and whining about how oppressed you are because you can't fuck in public.

Throwing up in the bathroom because god forbid someone make fun of sex workers? What a little bitch. People make fun of far more respectable careers too, Ana. If you can't handle a joke or two maybe you need thicker skin.

"at least I can be an out porn creator" You post shitty photos of your doughy body and small dick to Twitter! That's not something you should be proud of!
 
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That's totally why I didn't leave shitposting on the internet for becoming an astronaut, I didn't want the corporations weaponizing my work to drop space rocks into the gravity well of Earth.
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Even a single shitpost from the Moon has the power of a dozen nuclear bombs.
 
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Stumbled across this nonsense. It talks about futanari being one of the top searches, according to Fakku and then it shoehorns in being trans and how this genre is all about them. Yeesh.
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This nicely explains several issues with her game while punching giant holes through its logic.

Also Ana Valens looks like my friend Josh, and I would not have sex with her.
 
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One of the other trannies goes on a out Valen's hips.

WHAT hips? Mother fucker has a full on muffin over flow, those ain't hips.
 
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"The reason why they gave me a checkmark is because I’m a verified hot girl"
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Don't they give checkmarks out like Hallowe'en candy if you can make any claim to being a journalist? Even of the standard of 'journalism' that he performs? Because there's nothing Twitter likes more than protecting the chattering classes over, well, anybody else.

That is, I know it's why he has a checkmark, but it's just part and parcel of Twitter being terrible rather than him being considered even slightly of note.
 
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Don't they give checkmarks out like Hallowe'en candy if you can make any claim to being a journalist? Even of the standard of 'journalism' that he performs? Because there's nothing Twitter likes more than protecting the chattering classes over, well, anybody else.

That is, I know it's why he has a checkmark, but it's just part and parcel of Twitter being terrible rather than him being considered even slightly of note.
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He's written a shitload of articles for Daily Dot even if most of them are about his sex life. He literally gets paid to blog about what he's beating his girldick to and that's what his last months worth of articles have been:
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Also this wasn't mentioned in that post above but he has an onlyfans now where for just $10 a month you can see more nudes:
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Along with a NSFW Twitter:
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And a ManyVids account:
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