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Well like the man said when your right hand is empty void your bowels into the left and throw.
Ancient m00slim proverb. I for one am having a wonderful time.
Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"
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Well like the man said when your right hand is empty void your bowels into the left and throw.
Ancient m00slim proverb. I for one am having a wonderful time.
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They used to be associates, and they feel Toad has strayed from the Path of True Kino and Nectar by shifting his content to chase views instead of making content they feel is truly inspired
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OP does a decent job of summarizing it, but I'm gonna try and do the same, if only to only get my own thoughts in order.
Okay, so Ralph gets triggered by a Literally Who until Literally Who's channel gets Kristallnacht'd shortly after, which prompts the Gunt to chortle through a mouthful of Maker's Mark.
Another Literally Who posts pics of Dick cheating on his woman (like a cunt), talking like a faggot to score some pussy from someone who (I've heard but not confirmed) is also married. He posts this in a gay op attempt to convince Jimbo and Keem that Jarbo said it, despite linking evidence that shows that Dick said it.
Literally Who #2 goes on the Guntstream and triggers everybody, causing him to get gangbanged live on stream. This apparently prompts a legion of Literally Whos to suggest that there is some secret Gay Club tied to NewProject2.
There are sad, pathetic motherfuckers on this website who believe the above instead of considering the less re'tarded theory that the people involved are all Intewnet Fwends uwu and cover each other's asses because of their Evewwasting Fwendship~ (✿◠‿◠). This prompts a further shitstorm to develop here in KF. Somehow Kraut and Queen of Outlines get involved (because of course they do).
Dick, Nick, the BBC and Literally Who #1 end up on a Rekieta Stream (which I have affectionately dubbed "IBS Apocalypse Stream 2: What the Fuckaloo") where Dick and Literally Who #1 end up in an autistic slapfight while Nick and Boss Nigga die on the inside. Dick gets triggered again and somehow Zoom gets involved (because of course he does) when Dick decides to call him in for backup as Rekieta presumably goes in search of the nearest rope. Zoom follows this up with supposedly doxing Dick, which others have claimed is bullshit but who knows at this point?
I think I've got it all albeit I don't think in the right order. Apparently Jim is apparently planning on going on stream with PPP, we'll see how that turns out.
Okay, so Ralph gets triggered by a Literally Who until Literally Who's channel gets Kristallnacht'd shortly after, which prompts the Gunt to chortle through a mouthful of Maker's Mark.
Another Literally Who posts pics of Dick cheating on his woman (like a cunt), talking like a faggot to score some pussy from someone who (I've heard but not confirmed) is also married. He posts this in a gay op attempt to convince Jimbo and Keem that Jarbo said it, despite linking evidence that shows that Dick said it.
Literally Who #2 goes on the Guntstream and triggers everybody, causing him to get gangbanged live on stream. This apparently prompts a legion of Literally Whos to suggest that there is some secret Gay Club tied to NewProject2.
There are sad, pathetic motherfuckers on this website who believe the above instead of considering the less re'tarded theory that the people involved are all Intewnet Fwends uwu and cover each other's asses because of their Evewwasting Fwendship~ (✿◠‿◠). This prompts a further shitstorm to develop here in KF. Somehow Kraut and Queen of Outlines get involved (because of course they do).
Dick, Nick, the BBC and Literally Who #1 end up on a Rekieta Stream (which I have affectionately dubbed "IBS Apocalypse Stream 2: What the Fuckaloo") where Dick and Literally Who #1 end up in an autistic slapfight while Nick and Boss Nigga die on the inside. Dick gets triggered again and somehow Zoom gets involved (because of course he does) when Dick decides to call him in for backup as Rekieta presumably goes in search of the nearest rope. Zoom follows this up with supposedly doxing Dick, which others have claimed is bullshit but who knows at this point?
I think I've got it all albeit I don't think in the right order. Apparently Jim is apparently planning on going on stream with PPP, we'll see how that turns out.
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Punk music was culturally relevant and diverting...these are just just cunts we laugh at on the internet. They could not even pack out a small venue.
See that is the punchline. They just do not get it.
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maybe, it depends on how cool you think Dicks friend Zoom is. considering you like Dick Masterson surely you wouldn't mind saying his friend Zoom is a cool guy you wouldn't mind hanging out with, you can go to Dick's twitter right now and he's said it. how about you say it right now for the rest of us to praise you for
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So basically they just don't like his new content and are pissed he's making money now.
I kinda feel like this whole thing is just born out of their autism over people making money online.
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Very bland crumbs.
...I did not even have this in mind when I made the screenname just a happy coincidence!
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Anything Godwinson does can be boiled down to 'Being mad someone is making money online."
Once you understand that he's far less funny. Because its clearly a deeply held belief.
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you just don't get it man, this is all part of some grand conspiracy, maaan.
What the Clintons did to Epstein is small potatoes compared to Dick.
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I used to watch both these faggots, there doesn't have to be a reason really. At their core they're simply contrarians. Godwinson is a deviant who loves nothing more than drama and messing with people. That's all he cares about, he is the Eternal Anglo. You can't trust anything Godwinson says and he doesn't care about right or wrong. PPP is similar but he's wayy less sinister, he likes poking fun at top dog jewtubers especially when he thinks they're being given a free pass. Toad is a degen jewtuber who makes videos on mukbangers, that's all he has to do to be made fun of by these two.
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I need to checkout this new project2.
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Also he drinks pints like a female korean college student.
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NOW WHAT A MINUTE RALPH NO! RALPH NO!
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Our chances of getting a Damaged out of this are rather slim
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Punk music was in fact even faker and gayer than this as evidenced by how all those "punk rocker" people act now.
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He's picking low hanging fruit while shilling nord vpn. Nuff said.
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null said if Zoom is somehow involved in NP2 he would leave it immediately.
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This isn't nearly the kind of drama I thought it was when I woke up this morning lol. Still kinda interesting as far as looking at how a non-issue was able to snowball into... whatever the hell this is supposed to be. It also feels like a non-issue and quite forced but I can't quite write it off as nothing since the fallout has brought some things to light. The fact PPP and Godwinson were able to get under Dick's skin so easily is odd enough but Dick being so friendly to Zoom is perplexing to say the least. I'd thought his reputation was more widely known at this point but I forget sometimes that Dick isn't as invested in autism as we are; his actions in the immediate aftermath of the pillstream was evidence of that. I never took Dick to be the kind of person to block people on Twitter either so that's an interesting development as well. PPP's termination is suspect as hell. I wouldn't be surprised if it could be traced back to Ralph somehow. That's the only part of this that feels like a gayop. Everything else was just PPP and Godwinson seeing an opportunity to strike gold and managing to drag in a significant amount of other ecelebs to this nontroversy, which is why this feels much larger than it has any right to be.
Back before he DFE'd on his old channel Godwinson made one video talking about why he so staunchly opposed monetization and people making money off of their videos. It basically boiled down to him believing that being able to make money off the internet made children not want to pursue actual careers since they would think that they could become ecelebs instead. He emphasized that this was a very serious issue to him because he worked in a school and was irritated by how the kids acted. It seriously impacted my view of him and I don't think I really watched much of his stuff after that since I thought it was an incredibly petty and dumb opinion to have.
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