Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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I can't read but around a dozen posts about this "drama" without my eyes glazing over.

All I'll say is Dick is probably aware that his show will collapse without "hot goss" and drama. And now that Maddox is nearly as dead (as a true factor in anything substantial) as he deserve to be, the drama has to come from somewhere... So I'm sure even this gay, obnoxious, pathetic trash fire is welcome on some level.
 
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Unog said:
Except, y'know, Zoom having his personal cell number. There's really no explaining that.
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I'll let you know what the answer is, but Dick has consistently said he's the one working on NP2.
 
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Null said:
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I'll let you know what the answer is, but Dick has consistently said he's the one working on NP2.
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I just caught up to your post about it, my bad. Catching up at like page 57 or so, so far. I didn't know Dick had went in detail on it's development previously, that's kinda removing any doubt that Zoom, as usual, is full of shit.

It is really weird though.
 
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the best exchange in the entire stream between ppp and dick

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lol why is every canadian who pretends to be 'principled' and 'conservative' even more of a homo than other conservatives?
Unog said:
Except, y'know, Zoom having his personal cell number. There's really no explaining that.
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Zoom's whole schtick is based on pretexting.

Do you think that oh, say, Jamie Lynn Hughes, might have Dick's cell number? Do you think that the stupid whore might give it to someone calling 'as a private investigator working for one of his creditors' or some similar story, just to spite him? I guarantee she would.

This is easy stuff, even assuming that he isn't trying to build himself up by directly working with those two Commonwealth queers, PPP and Godwinson, who one can assume are in touch with the original instigators of this silly internet slapfight.
 
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"Channels upon Channels were criticizing the Killstream and Dick Masterson for what they did to Jeese and how they trollsheild (or Gunt Guarded) Dick Masterson from criticism."

They dog piled on a sperg who was only brought on to be dog piled on because he tried to initiate a dog pile on Dick via twitter, and now the dog pilers are dog piling the dog pilers that dog piled them for trying to dog pile.

Do I have this right so far?
 
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The Vinyl Solution said:
"Channels upon Channels were criticizing the Killstream and Dick Masterson for what they did to Jeese and how they trollsheild (or Gunt Guarded) Dick Masterson from criticism."

They dog piled on a sperg who was only brought on to be dog piled on because he tried to initiate a dog pile on Dick via twitter, and now the dog pilers are dog piling the dog pilers that dog piled them for trying to dog pile.

Do I have this right so far?
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You forgot about how pointless and forgettable the initial reason the dog pilings happened. I'm not sure if they were more angry that they were lied too, or if they just wanted to bleed the drama for content. But it was over text messages, that even if it was Mundanematt, you would have to at least give him some credit for attracting a woman that wasn't a desperate single mother needing to throw a parental figure for her child.
 
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3119967d0c said:
Do you think that oh, say, Jamie Lynn Hughes, might have Dick's cell number? Do you think that the stupid whore might give it to someone calling 'as a private investigator working for one of his creditors' or some similar story, just to spite him? This is easy stuff, even assuming that he isn't trying to build himself up by playing along with those two commonwealth queers, PPP and Godwinson, who one can assume are in touch with the original instigators of this silly internet slapfight.
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Okay, sure, but he knew who the guy was though, and afaik JLH didn't leak his cell number.

So yeah, still really fucking weird. And let's be frank, it's incredibly weird that he sounded so enthused to have Zoom on, like he'd been sweet-talked by him previously.
 
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Unog said:
Okay, sure, but he knew who the guy was though
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Eh, we know he listens to the stupid fat conservative's shitty DLive show. He was on for a lot of memorable shows when Ralph was inadvertently funny- probably some of the same ones that Zoom was on. I don't find that to be incriminating in any way.
Unog said:
afaik JLH didn't leak his cell number.
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I mean.. has she explicitly said she hasn't? I don't see any particular reason to trust her even if she did so say. It's not like you are honest about what you want or who you are when you're pretexting people to get private information. Would she even know if she had?
 
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So yeah, still really fucking weird. And let's be frank, it's incredibly weird that he sounded so enthused to have Zoom on, like he'd been sweet-talked by him previously.
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it should really make you think if you should trust this guy if he's so happy to bring zoom up. Null is so furious with Zoom for no real reason. yet somehow doesn't comment on how shit of a person you have to be to want Zoom to fight your battles.

Take Dick out to the equation. Null would call you a fucking idiot if some guy who's a good friend of Zoom had a paetreon alternative and reached out to him to sign up and you thought it was a good idea.

Dick is acting like he's Zoom's henchman on that stream and somehow null doesn't clip that part out

also remember what i said 24 hours ago about how you can tell who knows what is going on by how they feel about zoom?

Dicks Simps still think its about the texts. and that Zoom is a cool dude to hang with.
 
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