Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

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  • Mister Metokur

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  • Warski

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  • ur mom?

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  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

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Table Country said:
It's the stuff nightmares are made of. The kind of shit you tell your kids about when you wanna scare them straight.

Remember Billy, if you don't eat your vegetables, you'll start to grow a Gunt, and it will eat you while you're asleep.
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If you misbehave a monster called "The Ralph" will appear and will merge your flesh with his and become a part of his gunt!
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I.C_Wiener said:
you know it hit dick close to home, when ppp said " you peaked in highschool" it gave him ptsd flashbacks to him getting gangbanged by 6ft 8 aryan giga chads
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Lol, are there really 18 of these Clit Mastersimp memes? Damnit I'm gonna have to wade through this thread to see 'em all
Speaking of, wtf, it was only like a day and a half ago(I think) that this was just limited to some back-n-forth in the Dick Show thread, Gunt-bashing in alcoholic-and-addict Ethan's thread, and some funny podawful streams/the original Dick-riding stream. I ain't ever seen anything blow up like this before after not paying attention to here for so short a period of time... Maybe that new Esoteric PPPism channel is on to something.

Lastly, my personal conspiracy theory I just pulled out my ass is : after sobering up, and realizing how bad that original Dickrider Killstream made him look, Dick is going full wrestlemania, and playing the heel. Maybe he figures he might as well ride the autism wave as high as it can take him, with intentionally ultra-douchey behavior and some Fire Island-tier gayops. Either that, or he's on some Ethan Ralph levels of substance abuse the past few days. Hope he's enjoying himself, whichever it is, I know I've enjoyed what I've seen so far of this new, less kinder n gentler resurrection of IBS than Ralph's reetarded reboot attempt. May the lord fuhrer of esoteric PPPism grant that many ecelebs' reputations be further sacrificed while it lasts. (except 4 Josh, his mission of troon genocide must not be hindered. I even lit some incense to help him!)
 
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